It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game! - Page 38 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

uncle phil · 07-23-2003, 04:07 PM

guy, you are the epitome of wrongocity...the tfp is the coolest community in ANYONE'S opinion...

grump messed up my last factoid...

Fly · 07-23-2003, 04:31 PM

sorry phil.....*edit*messed up your factoid.

it is daaaaammmmnnn hot out today....

splck · 07-23-2003, 09:03 PM

flyman, the weather has been just right. You work on a roof with a fucking tiger torch. Stop pointing the damn thing at yourself, you'll complain less.....

flyman tends to complain.

Coolidge · 07-23-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by splck
flyman, the weather has been just right. You work on a roof with a fucking tiger torch. Stop pointing the damn thing at yourself, you'll complain less.....

flyman tends to complain.

wrong...flyman is the most humble person you'll ever meet.

I think I'm getting fatter

TwistedFate · 07-23-2003, 10:20 PM

Wrong, it's your clothes that are shrinking.

I am outstanding in my field.

guypunkr · 07-23-2003, 11:11 PM

Wrong, Twisted is out sitting in his field (be sure you make sure those weed rats don't climb anywhere too warm)...

My guitar pick is currently in my mouth.

Fremen · 07-24-2003, 04:54 AM

Wrongo, more like the mouth of your acoustic. (give it a good shake)

Dave Attell is a cool guy to drink with.

castex · 07-24-2003, 05:42 AM

No he's not. He's a complete nob after half a pint of shandy - leering, pinching girls' bottoms, missing the dart board, and tonelessly singing boorish rugby songs. As if that wasn't bad enough, if you're foolish enough to allow him a Tia Maria chaser he'll cough, splutter, then be copiously sick on the carpet before eating the contents of the nearest ashtray while moaning the name of his first and only girlfriend.

I'm just too conscientious about my work.

bing bing · 07-24-2003, 07:20 AM

negative. if you were, you wouldn't need to tell us.

Arnold will be back.

bender · 07-24-2003, 08:18 AM

Wrong ....
Arnold is being made into Canadian bacon along with the rest of the pigs.

I am the God of all hell fire, and I bring you fire.

looneytoon · 07-24-2003, 09:21 AM

If you are a God you're omnipotent so you can't bring me anything - you're already here.

Mother knows best.

Pheatius · 07-24-2003, 10:47 AM

Mother lets you play with those weird kids on the TFP, therefore she can not possibly know best. (Although I hear she is a MILF)

...

Being dead kills your sex life.

lurkette · 07-24-2003, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pheatius
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Being dead kills your sex life. [/B]

Not around a necrophiliac mortician.

There is a fire engine outside my window.

uncle phil · 07-24-2003, 12:29 PM

lurkette, how can one so cute be so wrong...that's not a fire engine outside your window, it's a fire TRUCK which happens to have an engine...

i haven't said "hey" to flyman in a while...

lurkette · 07-24-2003, 01:16 PM

You flatterer, you

Sure you have, only in your head where he can't hear you.

I am sleepy.

splck · 07-24-2003, 01:33 PM

sorry lurkette, you're dopey.

I am grumpy.

grumpyolddude · 07-24-2003, 09:26 PM

I don't think so, spick!

Life is full of an amazing variety of crap!

I really would like to thank everyone for leaving this one here for me to find. I almost smiled and cracked my face wide open!

TwistedFate · 07-24-2003, 11:16 PM

Life a delicious cereal with no crap to be found.

Mikey will eat anything.

(Bonus points for having both my statements related by a common theme)

guypunkr · 07-24-2003, 11:52 PM

Sorry, but Mikey didn't eat the milk out of his cereal bowl, he drank it.

You can have your hand chopped off in Muslim countries for stealing.

Fremen · 07-25-2003, 12:26 AM

Nope, wrong, guyp. You will have it chopped off, it's not a choice you can make.

Jack don't know shit.

guypunkr · 07-25-2003, 12:30 AM

Jack's taken a crap before, I'm sure of that. So he must know shit, I mean, if something came out of your ass sometime, wouldn't you make damn sure you knew what it was?

Love is the greatest joy and darkest sorrow that I have ever known...

Mavric98 · 07-25-2003, 01:21 AM

You are wrong. The greatest joy would be to fuck the hotest chick on the planet, and the darkest sorrow would be to find out that it was your sister.

The next person who makes a post is cool.

uncle phil · 07-25-2003, 12:31 PM

not on this idyllic summer afternoon, mav...(and i'm WAY beyond cool)

dude's goin' to UT...

Fly · 07-25-2003, 06:29 PM

sorry phil buddy....but it's uranus.

that's where he's goin'.

man,these T-bones are tasty.....

bing bing · 07-25-2003, 10:54 PM

They're not tasty if you're a militant member of PETA.

My car's oil leak with subside if given enough time.

Fremen · 07-26-2003, 03:34 AM

Au contraire, mon frere, you have a dike on your hands and there's no plugging it.

"Armegeddon" ripped off "Damnation Alley".

uncle phil · 07-26-2003, 12:17 PM

fre, correct me if you are WRONG...wasn't that dalmation alley?

mercury is closer to the sun than venus...

vermin · 07-26-2003, 01:06 PM

Wrong! Sol and Venus have been friends for years while Mecury could be termed an acquaintance at best.

For a cartoon character, teen-aged Pebbles is hot.

KellyC · 07-26-2003, 01:55 PM

thats funny...it always answers when i calls out "bitch"

the Sun is not yellow

KellyC · 07-26-2003, 01:56 PM

aww shit....i fucked up....

uncle phil · 07-26-2003, 04:19 PM

well...fix yourself!

bing bing · 07-27-2003, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
well...fix yourself!

Evidently, this has failed to happen. Perhaps your instruction was wrong or insufficient. Thus, i've take the initiative.

Grass is green.

castex · 07-27-2003, 02:36 AM

Not under the cheap, plastic swimming pool you've had on your lawn for three months, it isn't.

Golf is a good walk, spoiled.

bing bing · 07-27-2003, 05:53 AM

Negative. Golf is a perfectly acceptable and enriching sport if you're a middle to upper class white male.

All men are bastards!!!

grumpyolddude · 07-27-2003, 07:41 AM

I'm sorry if your parents never formalized their relationship. Maybe I knew your mother breifly. I was a bit of philanderer once.

The cute nurses at the hospital WANT you to hit on them!

bing bing · 07-27-2003, 07:44 AM

Not if you're an AIDS patient

Jesus died for MY sins.

Diablo · 07-27-2003, 11:35 AM

Not if you have no sins in the first place.

People need water to live.

KWSN · 07-27-2003, 11:40 AM

Not me, I feed on the souls of the living.

I am wearing socks.

Diablo · 07-27-2003, 11:45 AM

You only think they're socks, but they're really cloth shoes.

I am incredibly sexy.

KWSN · 07-27-2003, 11:50 AM

if by "sexy' you mean "difficult to look at" then yes.

Ham exists.

07-23-2003, 04:07 PM	#1481 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	guy, you are the epitome of wrongocity...the tfp is the coolest community in ANYONE'S opinion... grump messed up my last factoid... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-23-2003, 04:31 PM	#1482 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry phil.....editmessed up your factoid. it is daaaaammmmnnn hot out today.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-23-2003, 09:03 PM	#1483 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman, the weather has been just right. You work on a roof with a fucking tiger torch. Stop pointing the damn thing at yourself, you'll complain less..... flyman tends to complain. __________________ nice line eh?

07-23-2003, 10:20 PM	#1485 (permalink)
TwistedFate Crazy	Wrong, it's your clothes that are shrinking. I am outstanding in my field. __________________ If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

07-24-2003, 04:54 AM	#1487 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrongo, more like the mouth of your acoustic. (give it a good shake) Dave Attell is a cool guy to drink with. __________________ Google

07-23-2003, 11:11 PM	#1486 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Wrong, Twisted is out sitting in his field (be sure you make sure those weed rats don't climb anywhere too warm)... My guitar pick is currently in my mouth.

07-24-2003, 05:42 AM	#1488 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	No he's not. He's a complete nob after half a pint of shandy - leering, pinching girls' bottoms, missing the dart board, and tonelessly singing boorish rugby songs. As if that wasn't bad enough, if you're foolish enough to allow him a Tia Maria chaser he'll cough, splutter, then be copiously sick on the carpet before eating the contents of the nearest ashtray while moaning the name of his first and only girlfriend. I'm just too conscientious about my work.

07-24-2003, 07:20 AM	#1489 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	negative. if you were, you wouldn't need to tell us. Arnold will be back.

07-24-2003, 08:18 AM	#1490 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Wrong .... Arnold is being made into Canadian bacon along with the rest of the pigs. I am the God of all hell fire, and I bring you fire.

07-24-2003, 09:21 AM	#1491 (permalink)
looneytoon Upright Location: London	If you are a God you're omnipotent so you can't bring me anything - you're already here. Mother knows best.

07-24-2003, 10:47 AM	#1492 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Mother lets you play with those weird kids on the TFP, therefore she can not possibly know best. (Although I hear she is a MILF) ... Being dead kills your sex life.

07-24-2003, 12:29 PM	#1494 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	lurkette, how can one so cute be so wrong...that's not a fire engine outside your window, it's a fire TRUCK which happens to have an engine... i haven't said "hey" to flyman in a while... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-24-2003, 01:16 PM	#1495 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	You flatterer, you Sure you have, only in your head where he can't hear you. I am sleepy. __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

07-24-2003, 01:33 PM	#1496 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	sorry lurkette, you're dopey. I am grumpy. __________________ nice line eh?

07-24-2003, 09:26 PM	#1497 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	I don't think so, spick! Life is full of an amazing variety of crap! I really would like to thank everyone for leaving this one here for me to find. I almost smiled and cracked my face wide open! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-24-2003, 11:16 PM	#1498 (permalink)
TwistedFate Crazy	Life a delicious cereal with no crap to be found. Mikey will eat anything. (Bonus points for having both my statements related by a common theme)

07-24-2003, 11:52 PM	#1499 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Sorry, but Mikey didn't eat the milk out of his cereal bowl, he drank it. You can have your hand chopped off in Muslim countries for stealing.

07-25-2003, 12:26 AM	#1500 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Nope, wrong, guyp. You will have it chopped off, it's not a choice you can make. Jack don't know shit. __________________ Google

07-25-2003, 12:30 AM	#1501 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Jack's taken a crap before, I'm sure of that. So he must know shit, I mean, if something came out of your ass sometime, wouldn't you make damn sure you knew what it was? Love is the greatest joy and darkest sorrow that I have ever known...

07-25-2003, 01:21 AM	#1502 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	You are wrong. The greatest joy would be to fuck the hotest chick on the planet, and the darkest sorrow would be to find out that it was your sister. The next person who makes a post is cool. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance." Last edited by Mavric98; 07-25-2003 at 01:27 AM..

07-25-2003, 12:31 PM	#1503 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	not on this idyllic summer afternoon, mav...(and i'm WAY beyond cool) dude's goin' to UT... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-25-2003, 06:29 PM	#1504 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry phil buddy....but it's uranus. that's where he's goin'. man,these T-bones are tasty..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-25-2003, 10:54 PM	#1505 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	They're not tasty if you're a militant member of PETA. My car's oil leak with subside if given enough time.

07-26-2003, 03:34 AM	#1506 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Au contraire, mon frere, you have a dike on your hands and there's no plugging it. "Armegeddon" ripped off "Damnation Alley". __________________ Google

07-26-2003, 12:17 PM	#1507 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre, correct me if you are WRONG...wasn't that dalmation alley? mercury is closer to the sun than venus... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-26-2003, 01:06 PM	#1508 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Wrong! Sol and Venus have been friends for years while Mecury could be termed an acquaintance at best. For a cartoon character, teen-aged Pebbles is hot. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-26-2003, 01:55 PM	#1509 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	thats funny...it always answers when i calls out "bitch" the Sun is not yellow __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-26-2003, 01:56 PM	#1510 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	aww shit....i fucked up.... __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-26-2003, 04:19 PM	#1511 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	well...fix yourself! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2003, 02:36 AM	#1513 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Not under the cheap, plastic swimming pool you've had on your lawn for three months, it isn't. Golf is a good walk, spoiled.

07-27-2003, 05:53 AM	#1514 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	Negative. Golf is a perfectly acceptable and enriching sport if you're a middle to upper class white male. All men are bastards!!!

07-27-2003, 07:41 AM	#1515 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	I'm sorry if your parents never formalized their relationship. Maybe I knew your mother breifly. I was a bit of philanderer once. The cute nurses at the hospital WANT you to hit on them! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-27-2003, 07:44 AM	#1516 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	Not if you're an AIDS patient Jesus died for MY sins.

07-27-2003, 11:35 AM	#1517 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	Not if you have no sins in the first place. People need water to live. __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

07-27-2003, 11:40 AM	#1518 (permalink)
KWSN green	Not me, I feed on the souls of the living. I am wearing socks. __________________ Your arms are broken!