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rat · 06-25-2003, 07:56 AM

That's quite inaccurate as some dogs are known to scavenge from the bodies of other dogs, and thus, the digested dogs create said "dog pellets" when excreted from the dog of consumption.

Stairway to Heaven is the greatest rock song never released as a single

bender · 06-25-2003, 09:48 AM

rat...please step away form the bong.

Margrettaville by Jimmy Buffet is the greatest rock song never released as a single.

Space is mostly empty.

rat · 06-25-2003, 12:01 PM

Bender, the only empty space is that between my ears.

Space itself is populated with particles, stars, solar currents, gases, and theoretically black holes as well.

tomatoes are the only fruit both commonly mistaken as a vegetable and used as a source of displeasure with a poor public performance.

uncle phil · 06-25-2003, 12:08 PM

rat, your knowledge base is as twisted as your tail...eggs serve both purposes as well...

marlon brando, robert duvall, and martin sheen starred in "apocalypse now..."

rat · 06-25-2003, 12:12 PM

i wouldn't call it "starred in," more like "got caught in a bad acid trip during"...

Matrix: Reloaded had a very deep, meaningful plot with a superb cliffhanger ending

bender · 06-25-2003, 01:27 PM

rat .... rat.... rat....
any movie with K. R. as a star in it can not have any of the above.

I wish that I had a million dollars in my bank account

Peetster · 06-25-2003, 03:15 PM

No, you wish you had a million dollars in shiny quarters on your kitchen table right now.

I just finished a beer.

mrsandman · 06-25-2003, 04:23 PM

NAY...It was finished in some obscure brewery, somewhere in the distant past...you just drank the contents of the bottle/can/glass.

The word "especially" does not have a "K" in it!

Scott · 06-25-2003, 04:59 PM

Actually, Mrsandman, the dutch word for "especially" is "Voornamelijk," which which obviously does contain a "k."

"And you just don't get it
You keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it
You know it's so pathetic" are lyrics by Local H.

Meridae'n · 06-25-2003, 05:33 PM

To my knowledge, those are lyrics by Scott form TPF. I have no reference to Local H, or in fact, any reason to believe they exist...

If my colon gets cancer, i die.

paddyjoe · 06-25-2003, 05:42 PM

Hey mate, you're goofy. They'll cut part of it out, give you some chemo, and back in business you go.

Tomorrow is my day off!!!!!!

OranjeDrank · 06-25-2003, 07:30 PM

Tomorrow never comes...except maybe in that Annie movie

Gatorade(R) is scientifically formulated to replace more of what you lose when you sweat by providing fluids and electrolytes to promote complete rehydration and carbs to refuel working muscles.

uncle phil · 06-26-2003, 03:59 AM

od, you've been drinking too much of that "juice"...there is no such thing as "complete" rehydration...

tiger woods can hit a golf ball...

Fly · 06-26-2003, 04:29 AM

wrong my friend phil.......

tiger woods "kills" the golf ball.

the five iron is the utility club.

bender · 06-26-2003, 09:11 AM

Flyman what are you from out of town ?
The Utility Club is a rocking pub down on forth .

its good to be the king.

Pheatius · 06-26-2003, 11:39 AM

I think King Charles I would disagree, O prince Bender, as his head was detached from his body to speed the end of his reign.

Nobody is perfect.

uncle phil · 06-26-2003, 12:06 PM

phaetius, phaetius, phaetius, phaetius...all i can say to that is...oh?

today is pete's birthday...

bender · 06-26-2003, 02:23 PM

Phil !!
Thats some narrow thinking you've got going on over there.
the pete that I know has his b.day in Sept.

I got rid of my aviator as a show of support and I miss it.

Meridae'n · 06-26-2003, 04:18 PM

You got rid of your avatar because you wanted people to know you cared about the forum... if you missed it, you would get it back.

Polar bears make lousy bedfellows...

Tophat665 · 06-26-2003, 06:00 PM

Unless they're dead or you're a Female polar bear.

George W. Bush has never had carnal knowledge of a farm animal.

bing bing · 06-26-2003, 06:37 PM

Bullshit, his wife moans like a cow in orgasm during their daily enema session.

God is hung like Ron Jeremy.

rmarshall · 06-26-2003, 07:55 PM

Wrong! God's doesn't "hang". It stands straight out all the time.

It sure was hot today.

Meridae'n · 06-26-2003, 08:53 PM

Outside my building it is currently 12 degrees Celcius... you call that hot???

Women are never wrong...

paddyjoe · 06-27-2003, 01:25 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Fly · 06-27-2003, 02:39 AM

it used to be until mr. rodgers left us.

it is fucking hot out,and it's 3:30 in the morning.

Nisses · 06-27-2003, 02:59 AM

wrong, you posted at 11.39 AM

I need to shave more.

Fly · 06-27-2003, 03:23 AM

wrongo..........you need to wax more often.

Nisses is a rookie with 40 posts.we welcome Nisses

uncle phil · 06-27-2003, 03:41 AM

...only in the biblical sense, fly...

i'm drinking coffee right now, in between pounding on the keyboard...

Fly · 06-27-2003, 04:16 AM

wrong buddy......you're poundin your pudding and drinking coffee.

tea is for girls eh.

Nisses · 06-27-2003, 04:27 AM

Wrong! Tea is against girls!

My popsicle has a stick so I can hold it without melting the ice.

mrsandman · 06-27-2003, 05:11 AM

unlikely...it is what some call a penile enhancement.

I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

ape123123 · 06-27-2003, 05:45 AM

Ah, but you have found what you're looking for and his name is David Hasselhoff.

I think its time for breakfast.

bender · 06-27-2003, 06:37 AM

Not here my syminan friend, its past breakfast time and getting closer to Miller time.

I've fallen and can't get up

uncle phil · 06-27-2003, 12:48 PM

bender, you simpering nincompoop, all you have to do is "CLAP...CLAP"

sandman previously aluded to some U2 lyrics...

Midnight_Son · 06-27-2003, 01:04 PM

no he didn't, what he said had nothing to do with spy planes.

)

that, was a really dumb joke

bender · 06-27-2003, 01:06 PM

No no it was such witty remark that some people just don't understand it.

I going to play a ball game tonight.

Fly · 06-28-2003, 04:39 AM

sorry bender.....i thought you said you were playing with your balls

my truck will soon to be mobile.

uncle phil · 06-28-2003, 04:43 AM

fly, the only way your truck is going to be mobile is if it unchains itself from the rollback it is sitting on top of...

i need more coffee...

Fly · 06-28-2003, 06:16 AM

wrong phil.......

the way you're rippin around tfp today,i think you should chill out on the coffee.

uncle phil has a nice vette.

rat · 06-28-2003, 08:30 AM

That's a lie flyman, uncle phil sold that veteran a year ago

Rat is a four legged creature

06-25-2003, 12:08 PM	#1164 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rat, your knowledge base is as twisted as your tail...eggs serve both purposes as well... marlon brando, robert duvall, and martin sheen starred in "apocalypse now..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-25-2003, 04:23 PM	#1168 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	NAY...It was finished in some obscure brewery, somewhere in the distant past...you just drank the contents of the bottle/can/glass. The word "especially" does not have a "K" in it! __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

06-25-2003, 05:33 PM	#1170 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	To my knowledge, those are lyrics by Scott form TPF. I have no reference to Local H, or in fact, any reason to believe they exist... If my colon gets cancer, i die. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-26-2003, 03:59 AM	#1173 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	od, you've been drinking too much of that "juice"...there is no such thing as "complete" rehydration... tiger woods can hit a golf ball... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-26-2003, 04:29 AM	#1174 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrong my friend phil....... tiger woods "kills" the golf ball. the five iron is the utility club. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-25-2003, 09:48 AM	#1162 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	rat...please step away form the bong. Margrettaville by Jimmy Buffet is the greatest rock song never released as a single. Space is mostly empty.

06-25-2003, 01:27 PM	#1166 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	rat .... rat.... rat.... any movie with K. R. as a star in it can not have any of the above. I wish that I had a million dollars in my bank account

06-25-2003, 03:15 PM	#1167 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	No, you wish you had a million dollars in shiny quarters on your kitchen table right now. I just finished a beer.

06-25-2003, 04:59 PM	#1169 (permalink)
Scott Tilted	Actually, Mrsandman, the dutch word for "especially" is "Voornamelijk," which which obviously does contain a "k." "And you just don't get it You keep it copacetic And you learn to accept it You know it's so pathetic" are lyrics by Local H.

06-25-2003, 05:42 PM	#1171 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Hey mate, you're goofy. They'll cut part of it out, give you some chemo, and back in business you go. Tomorrow is my day off!!!!!!

06-25-2003, 07:30 PM	#1172 (permalink)
OranjeDrank Upright	Tomorrow never comes...except maybe in that Annie movie Gatorade(R) is scientifically formulated to replace more of what you lose when you sweat by providing fluids and electrolytes to promote complete rehydration and carbs to refuel working muscles.

06-26-2003, 09:11 AM	#1175 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Flyman what are you from out of town ? The Utility Club is a rocking pub down on forth . its good to be the king.

06-26-2003, 11:39 AM	#1176 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	I think King Charles I would disagree, O prince Bender, as his head was detached from his body to speed the end of his reign. Nobody is perfect.

06-26-2003, 12:06 PM	#1177 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	phaetius, phaetius, phaetius, phaetius...all i can say to that is...oh? today is pete's birthday... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-26-2003, 02:23 PM	#1178 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Phil !! Thats some narrow thinking you've got going on over there. the pete that I know has his b.day in Sept. I got rid of my aviator as a show of support and I miss it.

06-26-2003, 04:18 PM	#1179 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	You got rid of your avatar because you wanted people to know you cared about the forum... if you missed it, you would get it back. Polar bears make lousy bedfellows... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-26-2003, 06:00 PM	#1180 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Unless they're dead or you're a Female polar bear. George W. Bush has never had carnal knowledge of a farm animal. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-26-2003, 06:37 PM	#1181 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	Bullshit, his wife moans like a cow in orgasm during their daily enema session. God is hung like Ron Jeremy. Last edited by bing bing; 06-26-2003 at 06:40 PM..

06-26-2003, 07:55 PM	#1182 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Wrong! God's doesn't "hang". It stands straight out all the time. It sure was hot today. __________________ "Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege" Irish proverb

06-26-2003, 08:53 PM	#1183 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Outside my building it is currently 12 degrees Celcius... you call that hot??? Women are never wrong... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-27-2003, 01:25 AM	#1184 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

06-27-2003, 02:39 AM	#1185 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	it used to be until mr. rodgers left us. it is fucking hot out,and it's 3:30 in the morning. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-27-2003, 02:59 AM	#1186 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	wrong, you posted at 11.39 AM I need to shave more. __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

06-27-2003, 03:23 AM	#1187 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrongo..........you need to wax more often. Nisses is a rookie with 40 posts.we welcome Nisses __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-27-2003, 03:41 AM	#1188 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...only in the biblical sense, fly... i'm drinking coffee right now, in between pounding on the keyboard... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-27-2003, 04:16 AM	#1189 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrong buddy......you're poundin your pudding and drinking coffee. tea is for girls eh. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-27-2003, 04:27 AM	#1190 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	Wrong! Tea is against girls! My popsicle has a stick so I can hold it without melting the ice. __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

06-27-2003, 05:11 AM	#1191 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	unlikely...it is what some call a penile enhancement. I still haven't found what I'm looking for. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

06-27-2003, 05:45 AM	#1192 (permalink)
ape123123 Upright	Ah, but you have found what you're looking for and his name is David Hasselhoff. I think its time for breakfast.

06-27-2003, 06:37 AM	#1193 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Not here my syminan friend, its past breakfast time and getting closer to Miller time. I've fallen and can't get up

06-27-2003, 12:48 PM	#1194 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bender, you simpering nincompoop, all you have to do is "CLAP...CLAP" sandman previously aluded to some U2 lyrics... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-27-2003, 01:04 PM	#1195 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	no he didn't, what he said had nothing to do with spy planes. ) that, was a really dumb joke __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

06-27-2003, 01:06 PM	#1196 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	No no it was such witty remark that some people just don't understand it. I going to play a ball game tonight.

06-28-2003, 04:39 AM	#1197 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry bender.....i thought you said you were playing with your balls my truck will soon to be mobile. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2003, 04:43 AM	#1198 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly, the only way your truck is going to be mobile is if it unchains itself from the rollback it is sitting on top of... i need more coffee... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.