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Old 07-23-2003, 04:07 PM   #1481 (permalink)
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guy, you are the epitome of wrongocity...the tfp is the coolest community in ANYONE'S opinion...


grump messed up my last factoid...
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:31 PM   #1482 (permalink)
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sorry phil.....*edit*messed up your factoid.

it is daaaaammmmnnn hot out today....
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Old 07-23-2003, 09:03 PM   #1483 (permalink)
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flyman, the weather has been just right. You work on a roof with a fucking tiger torch. Stop pointing the damn thing at yourself, you'll complain less.....

flyman tends to complain.
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Old 07-23-2003, 09:39 PM   #1484 (permalink)
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flyman, the weather has been just right. You work on a roof with a fucking tiger torch. Stop pointing the damn thing at yourself, you'll complain less.....

flyman tends to complain.
wrong...flyman is the most humble person you'll ever meet.


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Old 07-23-2003, 10:20 PM   #1485 (permalink)
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Wrong, it's your clothes that are shrinking.

I am outstanding in my field.
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:11 PM   #1486 (permalink)
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Wrong, Twisted is out sitting in his field (be sure you make sure those weed rats don't climb anywhere too warm)...

My guitar pick is currently in my mouth.
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:54 AM   #1487 (permalink)
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Wrongo, more like the mouth of your acoustic. (give it a good shake)

Dave Attell is a cool guy to drink with.
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Old 07-24-2003, 05:42 AM   #1488 (permalink)
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No he's not. He's a complete nob after half a pint of shandy - leering, pinching girls' bottoms, missing the dart board, and tonelessly singing boorish rugby songs. As if that wasn't bad enough, if you're foolish enough to allow him a Tia Maria chaser he'll cough, splutter, then be copiously sick on the carpet before eating the contents of the nearest ashtray while moaning the name of his first and only girlfriend.


I'm just too conscientious about my work.
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Old 07-24-2003, 07:20 AM   #1489 (permalink)
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negative. if you were, you wouldn't need to tell us.

Arnold will be back.
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Old 07-24-2003, 08:18 AM   #1490 (permalink)
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Wrong ....
Arnold is being made into Canadian bacon along with the rest of the pigs.

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Old 07-24-2003, 09:21 AM   #1491 (permalink)
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Mother knows best.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:47 AM   #1492 (permalink)
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Mother lets you play with those weird kids on the TFP, therefore she can not possibly know best. (Although I hear she is a MILF)

...

Being dead kills your sex life.
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:33 AM   #1493 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Pheatius
[B
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Being dead kills your sex life. [/B]
Not around a necrophiliac mortician.

There is a fire engine outside my window.
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:29 PM   #1494 (permalink)
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lurkette, how can one so cute be so wrong...that's not a fire engine outside your window, it's a fire TRUCK which happens to have an engine...


i haven't said "hey" to flyman in a while...
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:16 PM   #1495 (permalink)
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You flatterer, you

Sure you have, only in your head where he can't hear you.

I am sleepy.
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:33 PM   #1496 (permalink)
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sorry lurkette, you're dopey.

I am grumpy.
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:26 PM   #1497 (permalink)
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I don't think so, spick!


Life is full of an amazing variety of crap!


I really would like to thank everyone for leaving this one here for me to find. I almost smiled and cracked my face wide open!
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:16 PM   #1498 (permalink)
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Life a delicious cereal with no crap to be found.

Mikey will eat anything.

(Bonus points for having both my statements related by a common theme)
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:52 PM   #1499 (permalink)
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Sorry, but Mikey didn't eat the milk out of his cereal bowl, he drank it.

You can have your hand chopped off in Muslim countries for stealing.
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:26 AM   #1500 (permalink)
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Nope, wrong, guyp. You will have it chopped off, it's not a choice you can make.

Jack don't know shit.
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:30 AM   #1501 (permalink)
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Jack's taken a crap before, I'm sure of that. So he must know shit, I mean, if something came out of your ass sometime, wouldn't you make damn sure you knew what it was?

Love is the greatest joy and darkest sorrow that I have ever known...
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:21 AM   #1502 (permalink)
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You are wrong. The greatest joy would be to fuck the hotest chick on the planet, and the darkest sorrow would be to find out that it was your sister.


The next person who makes a post is cool.
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:31 PM   #1503 (permalink)
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not on this idyllic summer afternoon, mav...(and i'm WAY beyond cool)


dude's goin' to UT...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:29 PM   #1504 (permalink)
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sorry phil buddy....but it's uranus.

that's where he's goin'.


man,these T-bones are tasty.....
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:54 PM   #1505 (permalink)
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They're not tasty if you're a militant member of PETA.

My car's oil leak with subside if given enough time.
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Old 07-26-2003, 03:34 AM   #1506 (permalink)
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Au contraire, mon frere, you have a dike on your hands and there's no plugging it.

"Armegeddon" ripped off "Damnation Alley".
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Old 07-26-2003, 12:17 PM   #1507 (permalink)
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fre, correct me if you are WRONG...wasn't that dalmation alley?


mercury is closer to the sun than venus...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 07-26-2003, 01:06 PM   #1508 (permalink)
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Wrong! Sol and Venus have been friends for years while Mecury could be termed an acquaintance at best.


For a cartoon character, teen-aged Pebbles is hot.
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Old 07-26-2003, 01:55 PM   #1509 (permalink)
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thats funny...it always answers when i calls out "bitch"


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Old 07-26-2003, 01:56 PM   #1510 (permalink)
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aww shit....i fucked up....
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Old 07-26-2003, 04:19 PM   #1511 (permalink)
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well...fix yourself!
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 07-27-2003, 02:34 AM   #1512 (permalink)
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well...fix yourself!
Evidently, this has failed to happen. Perhaps your instruction was wrong or insufficient. Thus, i've take the initiative.

Grass is green.
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Old 07-27-2003, 02:36 AM   #1513 (permalink)
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Not under the cheap, plastic swimming pool you've had on your lawn for three months, it isn't.

Golf is a good walk, spoiled.
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Old 07-27-2003, 05:53 AM   #1514 (permalink)
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Negative. Golf is a perfectly acceptable and enriching sport if you're a middle to upper class white male.

All men are bastards!!!
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Old 07-27-2003, 07:41 AM   #1515 (permalink)
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I'm sorry if your parents never formalized their relationship. Maybe I knew your mother breifly. I was a bit of philanderer once.

The cute nurses at the hospital WANT you to hit on them!
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Old 07-27-2003, 07:44 AM   #1516 (permalink)
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Not if you're an AIDS patient


Jesus died for MY sins.
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:35 AM   #1517 (permalink)
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Not if you have no sins in the first place.

People need water to live.
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:40 AM   #1518 (permalink)
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I am wearing socks.
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:45 AM   #1519 (permalink)
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You only think they're socks, but they're really cloth shoes.

I am incredibly sexy.
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:50 AM   #1520 (permalink)
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if by "sexy' you mean "difficult to look at" then yes.

Ham exists.
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