ickma

No she sat on her ass.

My finger is bleeding from playing too much guitar...

omid

wrong. its an illusion. thats just ketchup from leftover carl's jr.





im naked.

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Kick butt buzz-cut dickheads who didn't like what I said.
The good times are killing me.
Jaws clenching tight we talked all night, oh but what the hell did we say?
The good times are killing me.

ickma

You're in your birthday suit.

The Flames are gonna win the cup.

Tophat665

The flames are going to melt hrought the ice and drown.

Breaking up is hard on you.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

pig

Nay Nay - breaking up is easy. Staying broken up is hard.

It's never wise to piss into the wind

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

todd

Only unwise if you piss parallel with the wind. If you piss at a 45 (or even as little as 20) degree angle into the wind, the piss will form a parabola off to the side of you. It can be especially useful if you are outdoors and have to go into the forest to piss, but there are lots of people downwind, so you have to face upwind to preserve your dignity.


Don't eat yellow snow.

ickma

Unless its a lemon flavoured snow cone.

Pantera kicks so much ass.

todd

Pantera must not kick THAT much ass, because I have 0 idea what Pantera is.

pig

Dude, I totally saw you at the Pantera show down at at the Open Mike last night. You were wearing a Pantera bandana.

Water is wet.

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

todd

You forgot about dry ice.

I fucked up last time.

pig

Not quite, my friend - you claimed you had no idea what Pantera is, and obviously, you're about number 3 on their Biggest Fans of All Time list.

White men can't jump

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

omid

my best friend is the living antithesis (6'0'', can dunk on default 10' rim).


I'm holding a blank cdr.

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Kick butt buzz-cut dickheads who didn't like what I said.
The good times are killing me.
Jaws clenching tight we talked all night, oh but what the hell did we say?
The good times are killing me.

SixEdxMia

Its not blank the label is,Its full of Michael Bolton's music.


(Where the hell has this game been?!?! Me too me too me too...)


I am too drunk to be in public.

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Honey,We're home.

Redgirl

You're just pretending to be drunk so you can say yes to the next hot guy who tries to take you home from the bar. I saw you putting eyeliner on in the bathroom- steady as a rock.

My toe nails have little flowers painted on them.

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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Peetster

I'm afraid they are not little flowers, red, but little mushrooms. If you look closely you will be able to see the difference. In fact, they may be magic.

pig

Nope - you only thought you met her. She is pretty intricate, however; she sent her evil twin brother to meet you, dressed up as her all the way down to the mangina, so she could scout you out.

The tires are the things on the car that make contact with the road

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

uncle phil

***bullshit flag***

tires are the things we used to throw baseballs through (while they were swinging from a tree)...



gold is not made from lead...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SparklingDot

Alchemists could make lead into gold, but the government found them out and shut them down.

Banana peels are easy to slip on.

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17 seconds is all you really need
- Smashing Pumpkins

frozenstellar

banana peels are easy to peel, not slip on.. get it right.. duhh!

drinking before work is a great idea!

iamtheone

Wrong, it makes you too sleepy by lunch.

Flat tires are cool......

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Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power...

Think for Yourself Question Authority

uncle phil

balderdash!

if flat tires were cool, they'd be inflated...


she did it all for the love of ivy...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SixEdxMia

No Phil,She did it all for a white family if I remember correctly..




Ankle socks Are a fasion faux pas.

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Honey,We're home.

uncle phil

horsefeathers!

not when you're wearing golf shoes and shorts...


feather boas are passe...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

pig

I must beg to differ, my philacious friend. Feather boas are the only way to go when you want to make an entrance at a Drag Party.

That Hansel - so hot right now

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

ickma

Assuming Hansel is a man... I am a man also meaning I do not find him attractive or 'hot'

I let the cat out of the bag.

Fly

wrong..........you grabbed the cat by the bag man....


our dog,chased that cat too.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

todd

Not necessarly. Maybe the dog and cat were simply running in similar directions with similar paths, and it came to look like they were chasing.

My car is in the garage.

uncle phil

heh, better look again...


a rolling stone gathers no pinfeathers...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

todd

unless it is covered in honey (or another sticky substance) and is rolling through a field of pinfeathers...whatever those are.

The background of TFP is green

ickma

Unless you have it on another blue or beige setting

Pepsi > Coke

todd

Unless of course you are speaking of acid concentration and caffiene levels, or health in general. Pepsi ranks dead last in it's "performance," making Coke > Pepsi on that scale.

My glass of Pepsi is empty.

uncle phil

oh come now...how can it be a glass of pepsi if there's no pepsi in it?


"Duck Soup" was funny...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Peetster

Sorry, phil, but it was a whimsical farce. The Marx brothers never intended it to be funny. Instead, through the controlled use of imagery, they intended to test the fabric of pop culture in a new and innovative way.

My butt is sore from too many hours here.

SixEdxMia

You know full well your butt is sore from.. um.. other things. :X Blame it on that damn chair.




My butt is sore from too many hours of sitting on Peetster.

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Honey,We're home.

pig

Hah!!! I laugh in thine face..."sitting" on Peetster...what a colloquial way to put it. Suffice it to say that your claim is an out and out lie.

Six's status is in Peetster's conically-topped scrotum.

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

GakFace

I'm sorry, Peetster's scrotum has been bottom'd out for quite some time now...


If I go to bed after 6 am, work is going to be slow as fuck (ya know a long slow almost tortorous fuck.... just go with it damn you).

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

iamtheone

"If I go to bed after 6 am, work is going to be slow as fuck "

WRONG!

If you don't goto bed at all and do a couple lines first work will be just fine.


Bears don't shit in the woods.

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Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power...

Think for Yourself Question Authority

SixEdxMia

Bears shit wherever they like,and you know it.



Some people are disrespectful.

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Honey,We're home.

uncle phil

au contraire, ma soeur...people are people, only their actions are disrespectful...


i only took one mulligan yesterday...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Average_Joe

Since yesterday in your post was 6/13 and it is now 6/30, you did not take 1 mulligan in what we experienced as yesterday.


Boys have a penis.....girls have a vagina.

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I think I'll procrastinate......in a little while.