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Old 01-28-2004, 08:37 PM   #1721 (permalink)
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I just ate a cashew....I'm pretty sure it existed before I ate it.

I am typing right now.
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:46 PM   #1722 (permalink)
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lionrock beat me to the punch...
<strike>wrong, how can nothing exist? it doesn't!
my friends, the glass is half empty.</strike>

wrong. you are not typing now, but looking at porn instead. admit it.

i repeat, the glass is half empty.
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Old 01-28-2004, 10:42 PM   #1723 (permalink)
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never empty- 1/2 water, 1/2 air.

Smurfette was a slut.
 
Old 01-29-2004, 12:41 AM   #1724 (permalink)
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Correction of tense, she IS a slut, never stopped being one.

Halx owns the domain for the website this forum you are looking at is on.
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Old 01-30-2004, 07:01 PM   #1725 (permalink)
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Wrong. Domain is defined as an X value, and hal does not use/pronounce the X at the end of his name. Therefore, the domain is not his, but belongs to people whose nicks have pronouncable X's in them.

If someone had the nick "sex," they would own the domain.
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Old 01-30-2004, 07:33 PM   #1726 (permalink)
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Incorrect "sex," is Invalid.

Mr.Deflok isn't sexy.
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:35 PM   #1727 (permalink)
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I believe you left out the comma (.) after the word "isn't"... and I've told you not to use our pet names on this forum!

I just saved this thread!
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:49 PM   #1728 (permalink)
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This isn't a thread it's a game.

Games are fun.
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Old 01-30-2004, 09:59 PM   #1729 (permalink)
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Sure, games are fun until...

It happens almost every time.

I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
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Old 01-31-2004, 09:24 PM   #1730 (permalink)
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No, you should have been a Lawyer, or a Doctor... (your mother told you so)

Crackprogram is two words without a space in between.
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Old 02-01-2004, 07:45 AM   #1731 (permalink)
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Wrong! If there was no space between them, the letters would be stacked on top of each other, rendering them illegible.

You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.
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Old 02-01-2004, 09:06 AM   #1732 (permalink)
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wrong Grump...............'cept Alice.

arlo guthrie rocks man
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Old 02-01-2004, 03:43 PM   #1733 (permalink)
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Wrong! Arlo "folks" not "rocks".

Despite the name, "omelettes" are not female.
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Old 02-01-2004, 07:17 PM   #1734 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
Actually, they could have been female, or male, there is no way to tell, it could have turned out either way for the chicken, or the rooster if you believe in fate...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy.
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Old 02-02-2004, 01:49 PM   #1735 (permalink)
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(/me sounds el-wrongamundo buzzer...)

crack would rather have a whole case in front of him...


sherry was originally fermented in spain...
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:13 PM   #1736 (permalink)
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you are wrong, my friend sherry got pickeled in texas

justin ripped off janet's top accidentally
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:31 PM   #1737 (permalink)
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wrong- as he claimed, it was "clothing manufacturer malfunction" or something to that extent.

Parking Fees are just a way to collect loads of extra money.
 
Old 02-02-2004, 08:14 PM   #1738 (permalink)
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Wrong!!! Having your car towed for some arbitrary reason whilst parked is a way of collecting loads of money.

It tastes like chicken.
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Old 02-02-2004, 08:18 PM   #1739 (permalink)
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Actually it tastes like ass.

Cancer Sucks!
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Old 02-02-2004, 09:41 PM   #1740 (permalink)
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no astro, Cancer doesn't suck, it blows.


The New England Patriots won the Superbowl in 2004.
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Old 02-03-2004, 03:59 PM   #1741 (permalink)
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bundy, where do you live...the panthers LOST the superbowl in 2004...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 02-06-2004, 10:49 PM   #1742 (permalink)
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Phil! How can you live with the wrongness of NOT offering a new proposition to the thread? A wronger wrong hath ne'er been wrought!

This thread was about enter the after-forum.
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:38 AM   #1743 (permalink)
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Wrong!

The thread wasn't headed for the after-forum... It was in fact, headed for the before-forum.

I had a wicked cool dream last night where I had sex with a very beautiful woman. That was, of course, after going through a maze to get to her...
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Old 02-07-2004, 11:10 AM   #1744 (permalink)
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Wrong, that wasnt a woman, seems you have issues to resolve in our next session

www.tfproject.org is the best community on the net!
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Old 02-07-2004, 03:06 PM   #1745 (permalink)
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it's not ON the net, it's PART OF the net.

the internet is not an actual tangible net.
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Old 02-07-2004, 04:20 PM   #1746 (permalink)
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Then you've never seen a cluster of Cisco routers with thier cabling criss-crossed to catch the unwary network engineer.

I've been there and I've done that.
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Old 02-07-2004, 05:20 PM   #1747 (permalink)
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maybe so, but you haven't worn out the tee-shirt...


the "ugly stick" sits right in front of my keyboard, ready to wreak vengence on anyone who disagrees with me...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 02-07-2004, 06:05 PM   #1748 (permalink)
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Singing soothes the soul.
 
Old 02-08-2004, 03:15 PM   #1749 (permalink)
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Perhaps... unless it's country music!
That would make you WRONG!


Uncle Phil occasionally beats himself with the ugly stick out of pure boredom.
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Old 02-08-2004, 03:19 PM   #1750 (permalink)
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wrong! Uncle Phil beats himself because he is insane!

Chinese food is yummy
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Old 02-08-2004, 05:26 PM   #1751 (permalink)
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oh that's wrong, i got food poisoning last time i ate chinese.

suzy is a sex goddess.
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Old 02-08-2004, 08:03 PM   #1752 (permalink)
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maybe your suzy, but the suzy i know is horrible.

Elephants cant jump
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:48 PM   #1753 (permalink)
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sure they can...ever hear the one about the guy with two bricks?


gravity is serious...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:29 PM   #1754 (permalink)
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gravity isn't serious, the ground is


I think therefore I am
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Old 02-10-2004, 06:27 PM   #1755 (permalink)
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sorry, xim, that was rene descartes...


bones is from chicago...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-10-2004, 10:10 PM   #1756 (permalink)
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Wrong, bones is from Georgia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/original/bones.shtml

Halx is da man
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Old 02-10-2004, 10:20 PM   #1757 (permalink)
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WRONG!

Halx is certainly no man... more like some kind of super-man.

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it HURTS!!

...
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Old 02-10-2004, 10:28 PM   #1758 (permalink)
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Wrong
Your not to sexy for your shirt, you just forgot where you put it.

Alaska is the coolest place on earth
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Old 02-10-2004, 10:37 PM   #1759 (permalink)
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Alaska is almost the coolest, Canda is cooler

Dumbnutofak is a true statement
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Old 02-11-2004, 06:14 PM   #1760 (permalink)
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this is too easy...Dumbnutofak is not even a false alarm...


pillars of salt are made of...SALT...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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