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uncle phil · 10-02-2003, 12:01 PM

pheatius, we're going to grind each other down to a fine point one of these times, which will not be able to be seen by a CLOTHED eye, let alone a naked one...(/me mumbles under my breathe about how consistently wrong some people can be...)

moisture is wet...

Midnight_Son · 10-02-2003, 12:15 PM

no, moisture smells like fish (wtf?)

3,895 x 69 = 268,755

bender · 10-02-2003, 12:41 PM

Wrong wrong wrong ....
3,895 x 69 = the worlds largest orgy.

Sunlight.... on my shoulder, makes me happy.

uncle phil · 10-03-2003, 12:10 PM

oh bent one, you're singing to the Horde's tunesmith here and you know i've got to give you the buzzer for that...it's "SUNSHINE, on my shoulder, makes me happy..."

one and one and one is three...

Monre · 10-03-2003, 01:04 PM

Wrong 1 and 1 and 1 is a threesome

Birds can Fly

torgone · 10-03-2003, 01:32 PM

Birds may fly.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

10-03-2003, 02:14 PM

you have to wax poetically for your right to party!

boobs make everything better!

Fremen · 10-03-2003, 06:43 PM

Alas, I cannot dispute that.

You are wrong in not capitalizing boobies, though.

Tailored clothes are better than off the rack ones.

guypunkr · 10-03-2003, 06:50 PM

Not if they're tailored to be worse than off-the-rack clothes.

Even thought the square root of -1 is existant, most forms of math call it imaginary.

uncle phil · 10-06-2003, 12:35 PM

sorry, guy, most math people call it HARD TO GET AT!!!

burning the candle at both ends makes a big puddle of wax on the floor...

hansthemolemann · 10-07-2003, 01:14 AM

wrong!, it would make a small puddle on the floor

I need more cow bell!

Fly · 10-07-2003, 04:33 AM

wrong.........you need more fucking bass drum man.

kickin' the hell out of a drum set is bliss.

Dibbler · 10-07-2003, 05:16 AM

Not if you hit your shin on the side of the drum. Then it would really hurt and suck and you'd be really pissed off.

Light bulbs use electricity to heat up the filament and create light.

10-07-2003, 09:42 AM

light bulbs do not CREATE light,they KILL dark!

nothing in this world feels as good as an orgasm!

Midlandmadman · 10-07-2003, 11:11 AM

If you ever saw the movie Half Baked you would know that weed intestifies everything..... so having an orgasm feels good... but having an orgasm when your high off weed would feel better. which makes your little statement WRONG!!!!!!

If you eat some corn, someday soon you'll have corn in your shit.

uncle phil · 10-07-2003, 12:16 PM

mid, what are you thinking? with hallowe'en just around the corner i find it difficult to grasp that candy corn won't be dissimilated, dispersed, and otherwise disseminated throughout the human body, ergo naver making it through the peristaltic process in its original form...

now pumpkinseeds, on the other hand...

Pendejadiota · 10-07-2003, 05:55 PM

Can be spit out before they're swallowed=P

Neo(The One) tells Smith(and not Agent Smith, cuz he's no longer an agent of that system)"And what reason is that?"

Now try and prove that wrong.

Miekle · 10-07-2003, 07:42 PM

WRONG cause whatever you say has to make sence to me and if it doesn't then it's not right in my book.

I'm ugly

uncle phil · 10-08-2003, 12:09 PM

mikey, i've heard it said that you are WAY beyond ugly; so much so, in fact, that you have come around almost full circle and turned into voluptious...

a three dog night is colder than a well-digger's belt buckle...

Miekle · 10-08-2003, 06:57 PM

a three dog night can get fairly heated at times expecialy on thier concert nights on the other hand a well digger is normaly below ground where it is much cooler.

phil is an uncle

uncle phil · 10-14-2003, 12:37 PM

wrongomundo, mikey with an L, uncle phil is THE uncle...

an apple fell on isaac newton's head...

feartheraiders6 · 10-14-2003, 09:53 PM

Everybody knows that that is just a thought expiriment and Isaak Newton lived in Georgia and so it was a peach that fell on his head.

There's only one proton in Hydrogen.

dun_ask · 10-15-2003, 02:27 PM

everyone knows that it isn't an EXACT number of 1. it maybe .90067 and they ROUNDED it to one..

_____________________

I'm Asian.

uncle phil · 10-15-2003, 03:49 PM

and...

dun_ask · 10-16-2003, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
and...

NEUTRONS ARE HEAVIER THEN PROTONS

uncle phil · 10-21-2003, 03:44 PM

not if you're trying to lift 8 gazillion protons off your back...

airplanes fly...

Astrocloud · 10-21-2003, 05:12 PM

Not if the gravitational constant changes. That's why all those planes crash in the Bermuda Triangle... The GC changes and they just don't fly anymore.

Alcohol gets people drunk

Fly · 10-21-2003, 05:21 PM

wrong.........alcohol gets people in shit........(the wife,the law,the boss,the.......etc.etc.etc)

if alcohol is the crutch......then.......jack daniels is the wheelchair.

paddyjoe · 10-22-2003, 03:53 AM

Look behind you buddy, ol' Jack is PUSHING your wheelchair.

A cold beer at the end of the work day tastes sweeet!!!

uncle phil · 10-22-2003, 04:33 PM

hey PJ...not when it comes back up on ya...(hahaha)

four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent...etc., etc., etc...

Astrocloud · 10-22-2003, 04:39 PM

Have you done the math on that one? 87 years ago and this conTinent was ALREADY ESTABLISHED.

Sheesh... YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO THE MATH.

KWSN · 01-25-2004, 07:15 PM

If my calculator goes under 50 it will explode.

Keanu Reeves starred in Speed.

skier · 01-25-2004, 07:23 PM

That was merely a cybernetic replacement. For the matrix movies they removed his emotion chip as well.

Gum is chewy.

KWSN · 01-25-2004, 07:28 PM

Arabica Gum. Not chewy. At all.

Potatoes Grow in Ireland.

Fremen · 01-25-2004, 10:09 PM

Wrong, Kdub, not in the streets they don't.

Motel living is one step away from living on the street.

Fly · 01-25-2004, 10:34 PM

wrong..........i'd rather "live" on the street.

dirty people live on the street.

01-25-2004, 10:57 PM

wrong: grass and dirt are fragrances at Gap. They have their own line of that shit, It's a fashion statement.

the red carpet is all just a fashion fest.

Mr.Deflok · 01-26-2004, 12:02 AM

No it isn't, poor people have red carpet lined shelters too.

A = A

KWSN · 01-28-2004, 08:14 PM

no, A(space) does not equal (space)A

Some things exist.

Astrocloud · 01-28-2004, 08:21 PM

Wrong, Existence is the illusion of being.

Nothing exists.

10-02-2003, 12:01 PM	#1681 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius, we're going to grind each other down to a fine point one of these times, which will not be able to be seen by a CLOTHED eye, let alone a naked one...(/me mumbles under my breathe about how consistently wrong some people can be...) moisture is wet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-02-2003, 12:15 PM	#1682 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	no, moisture smells like fish (wtf?) 3,895 x 69 = 268,755 __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

10-03-2003, 12:10 PM	#1684 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	oh bent one, you're singing to the Horde's tunesmith here and you know i've got to give you the buzzer for that...it's "SUNSHINE, on my shoulder, makes me happy..." one and one and one is three... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-03-2003, 01:32 PM	#1686 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Birds may fly. You've got to fight for your right to party. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

10-03-2003, 06:43 PM	#1688 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Alas, I cannot dispute that. You are wrong in not capitalizing boobies, though. Tailored clothes are better than off the rack ones. __________________ Google

10-02-2003, 12:41 PM	#1683 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Wrong wrong wrong .... 3,895 x 69 = the worlds largest orgy. Sunlight.... on my shoulder, makes me happy.

10-03-2003, 01:04 PM	#1685 (permalink)
Monre Banned	Wrong 1 and 1 and 1 is a threesome Birds can Fly

10-03-2003, 02:14 PM	#1687 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	you have to wax poetically for your right to party! boobs make everything better!

10-03-2003, 06:50 PM	#1689 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Not if they're tailored to be worse than off-the-rack clothes. Even thought the square root of -1 is existant, most forms of math call it imaginary.

10-06-2003, 12:35 PM	#1690 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sorry, guy, most math people call it HARD TO GET AT!!! burning the candle at both ends makes a big puddle of wax on the floor... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2003, 01:14 AM	#1691 (permalink)
hansthemolemann Crazy Location: Vancouver, BC	wrong!, it would make a small puddle on the floor I need more cow bell!

10-07-2003, 04:33 AM	#1692 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrong.........you need more fucking bass drum man. kickin' the hell out of a drum set is bliss. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-07-2003, 05:16 AM	#1693 (permalink)
Dibbler Psycho Location: Initech, Iowa	Not if you hit your shin on the side of the drum. Then it would really hurt and suck and you'd be really pissed off. Light bulbs use electricity to heat up the filament and create light.

10-07-2003, 09:42 AM	#1694 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	light bulbs do not CREATE light,they KILL dark! nothing in this world feels as good as an orgasm!

10-07-2003, 11:11 AM	#1695 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	If you ever saw the movie Half Baked you would know that weed intestifies everything..... so having an orgasm feels good... but having an orgasm when your high off weed would feel better. which makes your little statement WRONG!!!!!! If you eat some corn, someday soon you'll have corn in your shit. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-07-2003, 12:16 PM	#1696 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mid, what are you thinking? with hallowe'en just around the corner i find it difficult to grasp that candy corn won't be dissimilated, dispersed, and otherwise disseminated throughout the human body, ergo naver making it through the peristaltic process in its original form... now pumpkinseeds, on the other hand... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2003, 05:55 PM	#1697 (permalink)
Pendejadiota Upright	Can be spit out before they're swallowed=P Neo(The One) tells Smith(and not Agent Smith, cuz he's no longer an agent of that system)"And what reason is that?" Now try and prove that wrong. __________________ ultra juarendejadiotismaticamente radioactivo

10-07-2003, 07:42 PM	#1698 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	WRONG cause whatever you say has to make sence to me and if it doesn't then it's not right in my book. I'm ugly

10-08-2003, 12:09 PM	#1699 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mikey, i've heard it said that you are WAY beyond ugly; so much so, in fact, that you have come around almost full circle and turned into voluptious... a three dog night is colder than a well-digger's belt buckle... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-08-2003, 06:57 PM	#1700 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	a three dog night can get fairly heated at times expecialy on thier concert nights on the other hand a well digger is normaly below ground where it is much cooler. phil is an uncle

10-14-2003, 12:37 PM	#1701 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wrongomundo, mikey with an L, uncle phil is THE uncle... an apple fell on isaac newton's head... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-14-2003, 09:53 PM	#1702 (permalink)
feartheraiders6 Upright Location: Lubbock TX	Everybody knows that that is just a thought expiriment and Isaak Newton lived in Georgia and so it was a peach that fell on his head. There's only one proton in Hydrogen. __________________ I never saw my shadow till I saw the light, but now I need more light to drown it out.

10-15-2003, 02:27 PM	#1703 (permalink)
dun_ask Psycho	everyone knows that it isn't an EXACT number of 1. it maybe .90067 and they ROUNDED it to one.. _____________________ I'm Asian.

10-15-2003, 03:49 PM	#1704 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-21-2003, 03:44 PM	#1706 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	not if you're trying to lift 8 gazillion protons off your back... airplanes fly... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-21-2003, 05:12 PM	#1707 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Not if the gravitational constant changes. That's why all those planes crash in the Bermuda Triangle... The GC changes and they just don't fly anymore. Alcohol gets people drunk

10-21-2003, 05:21 PM	#1708 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrong.........alcohol gets people in shit........(the wife,the law,the boss,the.......etc.etc.etc) if alcohol is the crutch......then.......jack daniels is the wheelchair. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-22-2003, 03:53 AM	#1709 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Look behind you buddy, ol' Jack is PUSHING your wheelchair. A cold beer at the end of the work day tastes sweeet!!!

10-22-2003, 04:33 PM	#1710 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hey PJ...not when it comes back up on ya...(hahaha) four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent...etc., etc., etc... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-22-2003, 04:39 PM	#1711 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Have you done the math on that one? 87 years ago and this conTinent was ALREADY ESTABLISHED. Sheesh... YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO THE MATH.

01-25-2004, 07:15 PM	#1712 (permalink)
KWSN green	If my calculator goes under 50 it will explode. Keanu Reeves starred in Speed. __________________ Your arms are broken!

01-25-2004, 07:23 PM	#1713 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	That was merely a cybernetic replacement. For the matrix movies they removed his emotion chip as well. Gum is chewy. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

01-25-2004, 07:28 PM	#1714 (permalink)
KWSN green	Arabica Gum. Not chewy. At all. Potatoes Grow in Ireland. __________________ Your arms are broken!

01-25-2004, 10:09 PM	#1715 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrong, Kdub, not in the streets they don't. Motel living is one step away from living on the street. __________________ Google

01-25-2004, 10:34 PM	#1716 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrong..........i'd rather "live" on the street. dirty people live on the street. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios