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Old 08-09-2003, 01:41 AM   #1561 (permalink)
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Wrongo pal. The best alcoholic drink is always the one in my hand.

Tuna fish and peanut butter sandwiches are stank nasty.
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Old 08-09-2003, 06:30 AM   #1562 (permalink)
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Incorrect, they are both delicious and nutritious providing that you have had your tastebuds surgically removed.

You are older than you've ever been right now
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Old 08-09-2003, 08:45 AM   #1563 (permalink)
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No, in my past life i was a turtle and i live to be 150 years old.

My penis is short, shriveled, and to the left
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Old 08-09-2003, 09:12 AM   #1564 (permalink)
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Wrong, from our perspective, it's to the right.

Swords are cool.
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Old 08-09-2003, 09:41 PM   #1565 (permalink)
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Not all swords are cool,in fact..I think rapier's are a girly-man's weapon.



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Old 08-09-2003, 09:55 PM   #1566 (permalink)
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wrong, I'm a nobody

lesbians are cool
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Old 08-11-2003, 12:05 AM   #1567 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Wrong, agentsmith. Lesbians are hot.

Motorcycles, when properly ridden, are more fun than two polecats in a canvas sack.
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Old 08-11-2003, 12:51 AM   #1568 (permalink)
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Wrong, the fun factor of two polecats in a canvas sack can only be determined through emotional examination of the specific polecats used for the endeavour, thus they could either be more or less fun than a properly ridden motorcycle

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Old 08-11-2003, 02:08 AM   #1569 (permalink)
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No, not having insurance keeps the doctors away.

Vitamin C helps to boost your immune system
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Old 08-11-2003, 02:45 AM   #1570 (permalink)
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Vitamin C is a cute redhead euro-pop singer

I have a headache.
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Old 08-11-2003, 10:42 AM   #1571 (permalink)
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INCORRECT! By now you HAD a headache. I'm presuming you went and got some form of analgesic to make yourself feel better.

The grass is always greener on the other side
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Old 08-11-2003, 12:23 PM   #1572 (permalink)
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remiel, remiel, remiel...your wrongness is exceeded only by your willingness to be deceived by age-old adages...grass is the same color here or there; it's only our perception of what we want the other side to be that lends seeming credence to that statement.


(jeebus, did i say all that?)

yogi berra is originally from st. louis...
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Old 08-11-2003, 12:33 PM   #1573 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil,
a person of your age should know by now that he came from his mothers womb.
How wrong one can be when they get up in years.....

I've just poked fun at Uncle Phil
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:28 PM   #1574 (permalink)
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Bender, Uncle Phil is a fictional character on the popular TV show 'The Fresh Prince Of BelAir'. It is impossible to poke fun at people who don't exist.

My blood type is A Rhesus Negative
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Old 08-12-2003, 01:04 PM   #1575 (permalink)
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remiel, tie your kangaroo down, sport, because you are so wrong even the 'roo can't help but run away from you...rhesus monkeys are very positive creatures and to allude to their negativity is oh, so wrong...


a picture is worth a thousand words...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 08-12-2003, 01:42 PM   #1576 (permalink)
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WRONG. A picture is only worth a thousand pixels.

The last person to post in this thread is the winnar!
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Old 08-12-2003, 08:46 PM   #1577 (permalink)
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Nope, you are so wrong, Apokx. There is no "winnar", as you put it, for this isn't a competition.

Cupid let fly with his arrow one too many times yesterday.
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:31 AM   #1578 (permalink)
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you are wrong, for the last arrow that he let fly hit yo mammy who in turn gave me head all night long.


I am cool
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Old 08-13-2003, 04:04 PM   #1579 (permalink)
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baaa, we've all been there so many times that, unless you live in the depths of antarctica or the frozen wilds of the alaskan tundra, you're warmer than the average bear...


a nickle is worth approximately 5 cents...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:39 PM   #1580 (permalink)
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Wrong, a nickle is worth whatever someone is willing to trade for it.

Arnold WILL be governor (of CA), then President.
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:41 PM   #1581 (permalink)
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arnold is a freakin' robot man....oh yeah......aren't they all.

vermin is definately on the edge.
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:48 PM   #1582 (permalink)
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an edge of one thing is just the beginning of another


it is the season of summer in the northern hemisphere
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:36 AM   #1583 (permalink)
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Not if you stand on your head.

My penis is tiny
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Old 08-14-2003, 11:36 PM   #1584 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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You are wrong, baa, it's not tiny, it's miniscule.

Salad is good for your colon.
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:37 AM   #1585 (permalink)
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colons don't care aboot salad, you big idiot. semi-colons on the other hand...

E. Texas has many other things, besides steers and queers.
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Old 08-15-2003, 05:47 PM   #1586 (permalink)
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Wrong! E. Texas only has one other thing besides steers and queers.

Having webbed feet would be cool.
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Old 08-15-2003, 07:32 PM   #1587 (permalink)
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wrong, if you had webbed feet you couldn't wear those toe socks!

everyone dreams about naked midgets
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Old 08-16-2003, 11:35 AM   #1588 (permalink)
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wrong! Some of us just wake up and see them in bed!

english beer is better than english wine
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Old 08-16-2003, 11:53 AM   #1589 (permalink)
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WRONG!

They are equally bad.

The library of Alexandria was burned in 150 B.C.
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Old 08-17-2003, 03:46 PM   #1590 (permalink)
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tex, your history is a bit shaky to say the least; the great library of alexandria, named after charles e. beatley, jr., is still in existence at 5005 duke street, alexandria, virginia 22304...


my electricity was out from 4:11 pm until 11:10 pm thursday august 14, 2003...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-17-2003, 06:21 PM   #1591 (permalink)
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No it wasn't, you just mistakingly had your eyes closed during that duration and thought the lights were out.



This thread is making me learn a lot of new things.
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:02 AM   #1592 (permalink)
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no, you because you can't read, and you already knew that.


I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:38 PM   #1593 (permalink)
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baa, haven't you been around here long enough to learn that you aren't "typing" in all caps, you are ENTERING in all caps...


bones are made of calcium...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:01 PM   #1594 (permalink)
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sorry phil.....he's made outta smart ass remarks and a shitload of blah,blah,blah.

*he's a funny fucker too*

hehe......the walrus is Paul....
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:55 PM   #1595 (permalink)
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no Paul was the eggman...the walrus refers to yoko's fat ass

there is no gravity, the earth sucks
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Old 08-19-2003, 01:11 AM   #1596 (permalink)
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you is wrong mista pangavan, the earth doesn't suck, that $5 haircut you have does.

Tranquility Base harbors cryogenically frozen midgets, awaiting the day that we are ready to un-thaw them.
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Old 08-19-2003, 07:46 AM   #1597 (permalink)
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You are wrong, the Midgets have already been released and are marching on to New Mexico as we speak.

While drinking Dr. Pepper you can imagine it's a candybar and it will taste like chocolate cake.
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Old 08-19-2003, 01:02 PM   #1598 (permalink)
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belt, you've been out in the sun waaaayyy too long...it's THC wine (bong water), not dr. pepper...and your taste buds will be altered in such a manner that you can imagine that you taste anything you want...


bugs shoulda turned left at albuquerque...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 08-21-2003, 09:22 PM   #1599 (permalink)
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Wrong!!!! If Bugs had turned left at Alb.....he would most certainly wind up in Quebec.........Not a good choice for a funny cartoon.....I saw the Bugs in Canada cartoon...........yawn.

My penis is 12 inches long.
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Old 08-22-2003, 03:36 AM   #1600 (permalink)
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mr. president, monica SOOOO disagrees with you, and she wasn't sucking on your foot...


today is giant hamburger's birthday...
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