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You're just pretending to be drunk so you can say yes to the next hot guy who tries to take you home from the bar. I saw you putting eyeliner on in the bathroom- steady as a rock.
My toe nails have little flowers painted on them.
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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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