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Old 06-18-2003, 05:30 PM   #1081 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Old 06-18-2003, 11:51 PM   #1082 (permalink)
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He's not strong, a lot of people smell that way!


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Old 06-19-2003, 03:05 AM   #1083 (permalink)
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Daffy Duck has no personal traits, he is a ficticious character.


Shane Heale once called Charles Barkely a 'cocksucker'
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Old 06-19-2003, 03:41 AM   #1084 (permalink)
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wrong, mer, he'd be dead if he did...


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Old 06-19-2003, 03:44 AM   #1085 (permalink)
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Wrong he's called him a cocksucker several times

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Old 06-19-2003, 04:22 AM   #1086 (permalink)
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it sucked.fuckin' wannabes.

debbie does dallas was the best movie ever made.
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Old 06-19-2003, 04:24 AM   #1087 (permalink)
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No. Nuff said.



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Old 06-19-2003, 06:53 AM   #1088 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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No, you're SO wrong, Pyrate. flyman wants to be eaten like a s'mores.
Dipped in chocolate, stuffed along with melted marshmallows between two graham crackers {Mmmmm, tasty flyman-s'mores}


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Old 06-19-2003, 10:33 AM   #1089 (permalink)
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Not if your a horse.

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Old 06-19-2003, 11:25 AM   #1090 (permalink)
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not if you have no home or are very very drunk and can't find your way home. (ahhh Marty grath.)

blue is a primary color
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:12 PM   #1091 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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oh, froggy, what have you been thinking out on that lily pad in the hot sun all day...blue is a primary DOG...


chevy trucks are built like a rock...
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:54 PM   #1092 (permalink)
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Phil what are you thinking rocks aren't built they grow from trees.

the stone in my shoe is pissing me off
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:30 PM   #1093 (permalink)
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no pissing is a bodly function a rock in your shoe is not

i like the perception that is the color green.
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:43 PM   #1094 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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It's colour, not color...you guys will learn one day...

dead batteries are just that...dead.
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Old 06-19-2003, 03:28 PM   #1095 (permalink)
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Oh no! You're wrong. They can still leak a fine poison that you can slip in drinks! Great for those evil-doing terrorists! See? Double Feature!!

The Power Rangers are finally DEAD!!!!!
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Old 06-19-2003, 07:05 PM   #1096 (permalink)
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Wrong. The Power Rangers moved to Guam and took over the local government.

The Webley-Vickers 38.56 caliber machine pistol is without a doubt the finest poodle hunting weapon available.
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Old 06-19-2003, 11:28 PM   #1097 (permalink)
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Wrong! Poodle's are far to fast to hunted with any "conventional" weapons. When will the world realize the true threat and go nuclear on them!


Cats are evil.
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Old 06-19-2003, 11:42 PM   #1098 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Wrong, cats are only part evil. When they're cleaning your toe jam out from in between your tootsies, they' a'ight!

Grandmothers kick booty!
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:21 AM   #1099 (permalink)
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i thought they only did...."my gramma punched your gramma right in the nose....etc."i knew nothing of this kicking booty buisiness.

a dog is man's best friend.
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:34 AM   #1100 (permalink)
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fly, come down out of the clouds...a vagina is man's best friend...


weapons of mass destruction can hurt you...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:37 AM   #1101 (permalink)
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i think maim and kill are better words to use phil my friend.

phil's right.....

a vagina is man's best friend.
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:34 AM   #1102 (permalink)
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Nope. A vagina is a very desirable enemy!



The space bar is the longest key on a computer keyboard...
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:57 AM   #1103 (permalink)
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So young, such potential, so wrong...

That's why they call it a "space bar" and not the "space key."

The Mongo is the Mongolian currency.
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:06 PM   #1104 (permalink)
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and the hamburgler gives away freebies...gh, wake up...the mongo is the guy that knocked out the horse in blazing saddles...


AOL stands for america on line...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:01 PM   #1105 (permalink)
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Phil ....a little early to be drinking no ?

AOL stands for average overweight leftists

I could really go for a beer right now.
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:01 PM   #1106 (permalink)
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hey bender?

don't you mean six or so?

ya' i thought so.

cold beer is overrated.
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:17 PM   #1107 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Wrongo flyman...the shit beer you drink is overrated.

any beer will do eh flyman?

farts stink.
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:19 PM   #1108 (permalink)
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only from your ass dude.

*yup....any beer will do*

jam is overrated.
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:38 PM   #1109 (permalink)
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No its not.. You just gotta add the first three letters back to the word and its definately not over-rated.... TOEjam...



I am Insane.
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:15 PM   #1110 (permalink)
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Given that the first three letters of neither Overrated nor Jam are T-O-E, I wuld say you're sane, just a bit slow on the uptake :-)

The Muslim army was defeated and turned back at the Battle of Tours.
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:47 PM   #1111 (permalink)
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Wrongo, that was the Muslin army.

Hal owns the TFP.
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Old 06-20-2003, 08:25 PM   #1112 (permalink)
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I'm afraid that Halx, the x is silent, does not own the TFP, he merely channels it from the 7th dimension.

Killer attack clowns are being trained secretly by our government.
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:18 PM   #1113 (permalink)
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Sorry you are wrong, it isn't a big secret anymore now that you've let the cat out of the bag.

Run clowns, run!

At this moment I am watching a football game.
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:23 AM   #1114 (permalink)
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You couldn't be it 1:20 AM

I am missing one finger.
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Old 06-21-2003, 03:51 AM   #1115 (permalink)
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no you're not, little digital-dialer...it's in your right rear pocket with your keys...


eggs are ovular...
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 06-21-2003, 08:19 AM   #1116 (permalink)
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phil....buddy.....let's just say..you crack that egg into a skillet,swirl it around into a scrambled mixture and add cheese and mushrooms.

now tell me that is ovular........i didn't think so.




fishing is a great pasttime.
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Old 06-21-2003, 08:29 AM   #1117 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Fishing isn't a great pasttime flyman, it's a great pastime.
*I love fishing, so the only thing I can do is nail you on your spelling*

Corn flakes are made from corn.
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Old 06-21-2003, 11:00 AM   #1118 (permalink)
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No, sorry you can nail me to a lot of things (crosses come to mind), but you cannot nail me to fishing...

Also corn flakes are not entirely made from corn, there is this stuff called thiamin.

2+2 = 4
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:02 PM   #1119 (permalink)
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spassvogel you're not...3 + 1 = 4...


flyshit looks exactly like pepper...
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:15 PM   #1120 (permalink)
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nOPE, FLYSHIT LOOKS JUST LIKE FLYSHIT


CAPS LOCK MAKES everything in caps
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