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Old 05-24-2003, 12:18 PM   #681 (permalink)
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Not mine. Misery likes to get me all alone, with a revolver and five little bullets.

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Old 05-24-2003, 01:59 PM   #682 (permalink)
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Wrong, I checked your birthday in your profile and you clearly belong to the n/a generation.

I have no class.
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Old 05-24-2003, 02:38 PM   #683 (permalink)
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No sir!!! Mooning people puts you in a class all your own.


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Old 05-24-2003, 02:42 PM   #684 (permalink)
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add a blow job to that and i might have to agree.....otherwise

WRONG..

eyeronic has a hairy ass
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Old 05-24-2003, 05:37 PM   #685 (permalink)
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Nope, it's donkey shaving week!

When you close your eyes, your hair turns blue.
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Old 05-25-2003, 05:25 AM   #686 (permalink)
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tophat, i SOOOOO hate to disagree with you, but when you close your eyes, hair doesn't matter...


mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivies...
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:17 AM   #687 (permalink)
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You're goofy uncle phil. Lamb also will eat oats(I think).


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Old 05-25-2003, 11:51 AM   #688 (permalink)
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breakfast is the second most important meal -- the MOST important meal is the midnight snack.

dirt gets things dirty.
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Old 05-25-2003, 12:08 PM   #689 (permalink)
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wrong...dark stuff on light stuff makes stuff dirty...


a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-25-2003, 01:26 PM   #690 (permalink)
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Wrong. Mares eat oats and does eat oats.

God works in mysterious ways.
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Old 05-25-2003, 05:23 PM   #691 (permalink)
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No, God knows exactly what he's doing....we are just confused by it and think it's mysterious.

I am a Miami Dolphins fan. (be nice, now)
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:18 PM   #692 (permalink)
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Wrong, Miami dolphins do not have fans they have fins. Besides you are a human. I think.

I grow freshwater plants for fun and profit.
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:41 PM   #693 (permalink)
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They grow themselves, you just house them.

All thinking things exist.
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Old 05-26-2003, 12:14 PM   #694 (permalink)
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Wrong some nonthinking things exist as well.

my pet frog is alive
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Old 05-26-2003, 12:37 PM   #695 (permalink)
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nonononononono...your frog is a live pet...


there is a sun up above all these clouds...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-26-2003, 01:40 PM   #696 (permalink)
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Nope thats just a burning mass of gas.

I have two eyes yet can not see.
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Old 05-26-2003, 01:45 PM   #697 (permalink)
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Sure you can. Put your contacts back in.

The New Jersey Devils are playing the Anaheim Might Ducks in the Stanley Cup finals.
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Old 05-26-2003, 04:01 PM   #698 (permalink)
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I goofed! See next post.

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Old 05-26-2003, 04:01 PM   #699 (permalink)
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You are way off! It's the MIGHTY Ducks. Get it right.


Eventually, the moon will be full again.
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Old 05-26-2003, 04:14 PM   #700 (permalink)
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Wrong, the moon doesn't even eat and therefore could never get full.

I like naked ladies.
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Old 05-26-2003, 04:15 PM   #701 (permalink)
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Wrong. A lady would know better than to ever be naked.

The New Jersey Devils are playing the <i>Mighty</i> Ducks of Anaheim in the Stanley Cup finals!
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Old 05-26-2003, 11:45 PM   #702 (permalink)
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No the Devils are BEATING the Ducks.

I only have 9 fingers.
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Old 05-27-2003, 03:15 AM   #703 (permalink)
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incorrectomundo...one or two of those nine is a thumb...


there's never a good time of day to drown...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-27-2003, 03:18 AM   #704 (permalink)
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sure anytime of the day when you are on fire

war is either good or bad depending on who is winning
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Old 05-27-2003, 04:00 AM   #705 (permalink)
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No way man. War is ALWAYS a losing proposition.


Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy. (c'mon, sing along)
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Old 05-27-2003, 04:10 AM   #706 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by paddyjoe
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy. (c'mon, sing along)
Sunshine on shoulders = sunburn
sunburn = unhappyness


Yellow fairy floss makes your shit green...
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Old 05-27-2003, 04:13 AM   #707 (permalink)
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sigh... sunshine on your shoulders does not make you happy, endorphines produced by... whatever .... makes you happy

Plato was a man and a philosopher
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Old 05-27-2003, 06:07 AM   #708 (permalink)
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Wrong!...Plato is molding clay that kids have been playing with for years.

My new brand of coffee is a bit too strong.
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Old 05-27-2003, 06:20 AM   #709 (permalink)
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WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! The coffee is Just right , you dont use enough water in it!!!!!!!!


I need to go back to work!
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Old 05-27-2003, 06:49 AM   #710 (permalink)
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Quote:
I need to go back to work!
wrong! you need to start work!


Porn includes naked people
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Old 05-27-2003, 07:42 AM   #711 (permalink)
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Wrong: Those people are clothed in SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memorial Day weekend = three days without posting.
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Old 05-27-2003, 08:01 AM   #712 (permalink)
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Wrong !
North of the 49th people didn't have Memorial day so it was posting as usual.

Rain drops keep falling on my head.
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Old 05-27-2003, 08:33 AM   #713 (permalink)
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Okay if thats not a set up I really don't know what is.
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Old 05-27-2003, 12:24 PM   #714 (permalink)
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bender, bender, bender, those aren't raindrops, they're liquid SUNSHINE...


butch and sundance bought it in bolivia...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-27-2003, 01:00 PM   #715 (permalink)
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Actually they are both still alive and well.....it's their characters that bought it in bolivia.

I am going to watch my boy play soccer after work.
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Old 05-27-2003, 01:18 PM   #716 (permalink)
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Wrong: rumor has it, your boy is now a man.


It riegns true: Death and taxes are garunteed
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Old 05-27-2003, 01:51 PM   #717 (permalink)
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WRONG... taxes can be avoided.

Somebody will post after I do.
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Old 05-27-2003, 02:07 PM   #718 (permalink)
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Wrong. I'm nobody. *sigh*

My nickname on TFProject is HFrankenstein.
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Old 05-27-2003, 02:37 PM   #719 (permalink)
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no, it is HWolfman.

i am addicted to the You Are Wrong thread and i keep posting to it.
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Old 05-27-2003, 05:01 PM   #720 (permalink)
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You are only just getting over stage 2 of obsession: Denial. You are still 3 stages off being addicted.


Optimus Prime was an Autobot


Edit: removed quote... don't know why i put it there...
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