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Old 06-04-2003, 12:00 PM   #841 (permalink)
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balderdash, you're hungry for a big mac, not real food...


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Old 06-04-2003, 12:07 PM   #842 (permalink)
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Phil, Phil, Phil..... your worng she wasn't a lady she was a fairy, an old one but a fairy just the same.

I have a thirst.
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Old 06-04-2003, 01:13 PM   #843 (permalink)
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no you have a craving called thirst you dont have a thirst


the matrix and the Advertisement Industry are the same thing
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Old 06-04-2003, 01:21 PM   #844 (permalink)
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no, because you have a choice (in most cases) whether or not you want to buy whatever the Advertisement Industry is selling, until you figure out a way to get out of the matrix, you have no choice but to be there.

Newspapers contain words
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Old 06-04-2003, 02:04 PM   #845 (permalink)
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Wrong..news papers contain chips ( Freedom/French fries )
and fish.

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Old 06-04-2003, 02:25 PM   #846 (permalink)
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What are you blind man? The door is plainly closed.
Sheesh.

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Old 06-04-2003, 03:57 PM   #847 (permalink)
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He certainly didn't on the other side of the international date line.


It's raining quite heavily right now.
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Old 06-04-2003, 04:04 PM   #848 (permalink)
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no its not, sumones pissing on your roof....

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Old 06-04-2003, 04:22 PM   #849 (permalink)
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Nup, just had a look... not even close over here.


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Old 06-04-2003, 05:12 PM   #850 (permalink)
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only if your wanting some nasty bacteria

Minx, apparently, plays well with others.
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:11 PM   #851 (permalink)
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I seriously doubt it. She has to beg people to come to a BBQ at her house.


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Old 06-04-2003, 10:42 PM   #852 (permalink)
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Bah, it's not the playing that wastes your time, it's the reading and the typing that takes most of it up...



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Old 06-04-2003, 11:52 PM   #853 (permalink)
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No not really Larry and the team won. He didn't do it alone.

Books have pages.
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:53 AM   #854 (permalink)
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online books don't have pages


human's must breathe to survive
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:09 AM   #855 (permalink)
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Not quite acurate - They need to breathe air( amixture of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide) to survive. No good breathing Helium, although that might have a funny effect


Crocodiles are dinosoaurs
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Old 06-05-2003, 02:06 AM   #856 (permalink)
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Wrong! Crocodiles are Crocodiles!!!



So far, (excluding this post), everyone has been proved wrong by the next poster.
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Old 06-05-2003, 03:15 AM   #857 (permalink)
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so you think...some people lie...


jim morrison is buried in paris...
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:06 AM   #858 (permalink)
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No, he is buried under 6 feet of dirt


The element that is most common in the earth's crust is oxygen
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:39 AM   #859 (permalink)
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Wrong! The most common element in the earth's crust is Graham Cracker Crumbs.


53 miles is a long drive.
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Old 06-05-2003, 07:39 AM   #860 (permalink)
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Not to me... I'm used to traveling hundreds of miles... anything ofver 500 miles is a long drive...


A long drive is relative to the person(s) it concerns.
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Old 06-05-2003, 07:41 AM   #861 (permalink)
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Wrong!!
53 miles is a long walk, but a short drive.


I typed this
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Old 06-05-2003, 08:26 AM   #862 (permalink)
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Maybe... but there is no way for any of us to know that!


I am now classified in the Tilted Forum as "Tilted". (without the quotes)
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Old 06-05-2003, 08:57 AM   #863 (permalink)
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It dont see tilted avert your eyes

i just posted
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:02 AM   #864 (permalink)
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Did you just post, or what it actually just your hands doing your evil handiwork? ::quirks a brow::

My monitor has pixels.
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:15 AM   #865 (permalink)
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Maybe... but how do we know you are on a computer you own?


Johnny Bravo likes to do the Monkey...
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Old 06-05-2003, 11:23 AM   #866 (permalink)
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No Johnny likes to do a dance called the monkey, please don't put your own fetishes on poor Johnny.

I have a smirk on my face.
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Old 06-05-2003, 11:39 AM   #867 (permalink)
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at the time you wrote this maybe but most likely not now

The B rated movie bucket of blood is a hard to find.
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Old 06-05-2003, 11:54 AM   #868 (permalink)
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nonono, froggy...my nephew did a production of bucket of blood in his back yard last summer...


the producers and moon over parador were on amc back-to-back this past saturday...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:00 PM   #869 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil you and i both know that movies do no have backs ... well i hope you know that.

sound is just vibrations
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Old 06-05-2003, 03:59 PM   #870 (permalink)
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eh? Sound is really a series of waves that transfer energy. The vibrations come when those waves hit our eardrums...


Ants have 5 noses
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:32 PM   #871 (permalink)
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not true, this if so this is jstu a generalization as it cannont be said that ants have 5 noses, maybe some.. but not all due to GM and accidents etc.

TV is the greatest invention ever
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:47 PM   #872 (permalink)
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Hydrofluoric acid is the strongest inorganic acid.
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:03 PM   #873 (permalink)
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Huh uh, I'd say based on my acid reflux..stomach acid is.






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Old 06-05-2003, 07:57 PM   #874 (permalink)
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I seen a polar bear ride a moose on the Simpsons last night... and I still don't belive it


The Statue of Liberty's nose is 1.37 metres long
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:12 PM   #875 (permalink)
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not in this pic i am looking at it is less than inch.

meridae'n is insane
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:26 PM   #876 (permalink)
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Is Meridae'n insane, or is this accusation simply the result of Meridae'n's actions contrasting from that which 3leggedfrog percieves as being "not insane"? ... Insanity, as with much everything else, is relative.

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Old 06-05-2003, 09:33 PM   #877 (permalink)
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not if your color blind

stiltzkin is tilted
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:36 PM   #878 (permalink)
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I'm not really tilted, just a bit slanted.

w00t is the sound an owl makes when it is aroused.
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Old 06-05-2003, 10:12 PM   #879 (permalink)
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Don't think so. It's what grandpa says when he can't hear me.



We don't do metric, and that's final.
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Old 06-05-2003, 10:47 PM   #880 (permalink)
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who is this we there buddy

theories are not facts
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