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Old 06-22-2003, 04:15 AM   #1121 (permalink)
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not the numbers..................... so WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Old 06-22-2003, 04:56 AM   #1122 (permalink)
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nope...it blows...


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Old 06-22-2003, 05:38 AM   #1123 (permalink)
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nope...sorry phil.......

hourglasses measure an hour.

sand feels good between your toes.
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Old 06-22-2003, 06:54 AM   #1124 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:14 PM   #1125 (permalink)
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wrong jam boy.......it's night here.

white wine is best cold.
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:42 PM   #1126 (permalink)
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I invented liquid soap.
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Old 06-23-2003, 03:26 AM   #1127 (permalink)
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queedo, i must roll my own eyes at that one...colgate/palmolive invented liquid soap...


tree bark is on the outside...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:41 AM   #1128 (permalink)
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Not if it's on a tree in a greenhouse.



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Old 06-23-2003, 06:39 AM   #1129 (permalink)
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Wrong, he was just a drummer in a hut band that never quite panned out.

The opposite of up is down.
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:21 AM   #1130 (permalink)
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rockogre !! are you mad ?
Down is whats in pillows and comes form geese.

There is some great beer made in Canada.
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:23 PM   #1131 (permalink)
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bender, you'd better help rock look for the geese because you are oh, so wrong on this one...the only great beer is made in australia...


pickled pig's feet are marinated in a vinegar solution...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:42 PM   #1132 (permalink)
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You are wrong Uncle Phil, for everyone knows that pig's feet (along with the rest of said pig) get pickled at the local pub like everyone else.

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Old 06-23-2003, 12:45 PM   #1133 (permalink)
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Pheatius, pie is apple not some sort of number that you just made up.

Chairs are made to sit on.
And UnclePhil...Austraila forced Fosters on the rest of the world and shouldn't be forgiven for that.
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:58 PM   #1134 (permalink)
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not if you have to reach the top cupboard shelf.then you stand on them.

north of the 49th is where it's at.
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Old 06-23-2003, 06:41 PM   #1135 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
 
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actually, it is a pronoun not a location

dandelions are weeds.
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Old 06-23-2003, 06:51 PM   #1136 (permalink)
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not if ur 4 year old gives you a bouquet of them

Classic rock is the best music ever.
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Old 06-23-2003, 11:38 PM   #1137 (permalink)
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Not so my Zeppelin of Led friend...It is the only music.

Straws are good for sucking.
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Old 06-23-2003, 11:57 PM   #1138 (permalink)
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what good is a straw if you have not a lung? Then i ask, are they good for sucking?

music soothes the soul.
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:17 AM   #1139 (permalink)
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bing bing fall down go boom boom...not if it's anything played by these clowns that drive up and down the street with their windows open and the bass turned up high...


like krwlz said, classic rock is the best music ever...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:31 AM   #1140 (permalink)
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Wrong. Heavy Metal from the 80's is.




Lansing is the capitol of Michigan.
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:04 AM   #1141 (permalink)
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Who cares?

Kingston Ontario was the capitol of Canada in the early 1800's.
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:31 AM   #1142 (permalink)
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WTF? Canada doesn't even feature on the majority of world maps.

George Foreman uses his lean grilling machine on a daily basis.
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:42 AM   #1143 (permalink)
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Sorry it's actually his "lean mean fat reducing grilling machine" that he uses on a daily basis. Probably uses his lean grilling machine for special occasions only

I'm where I am.
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:54 AM   #1144 (permalink)
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Actually, you’re in the matrixs like kenau reeves and u gotsa “free you mind” and jump buildings and learn boxing n kung fu.

I'm never last picked.

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Old 06-24-2003, 06:07 AM   #1145 (permalink)
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I've just picked you as one of the the recipeints of the first reply to my first post in this thread, award. Making your first and last picked.

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Old 06-24-2003, 06:31 AM   #1146 (permalink)
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Nope, the sound of one hand clapping is half the sound of two hands clapping.



I am just.
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Old 06-24-2003, 06:35 AM   #1147 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2003, 07:37 AM   #1148 (permalink)
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It's not your house, it belongs to nine people.


Women are strange.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:58 AM   #1149 (permalink)
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Women are strange only when your a stranger, so I hate to tell you this but your wrong.


It cold in this office !!
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Old 06-24-2003, 06:21 PM   #1150 (permalink)
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Cold is relative. Bet the office is warm compared to the artic ocean.

that fire is hot :P
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Old 06-24-2003, 07:03 PM   #1151 (permalink)
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if it's anything like the fires i build,then i think scorching would discribe it a little better.

my pool is still cold.
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Old 06-24-2003, 07:13 PM   #1152 (permalink)
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Your gene pool would disagree.

My swimming pool is still cold.
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Old 06-24-2003, 07:13 PM   #1153 (permalink)
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Your gene pool would disagree.

My swimming pool is still cold.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:06 PM   #1154 (permalink)
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Hail Wrongula!

Is your swimming pool liquid or solid? Alright then… Liquid water should have been our most popular god. We owe it everything. Please do not disrespect it with such a subjective and pejorative term such as "cold." Please.

Peetster double posted.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:29 PM   #1155 (permalink)
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Bullshit! Peetster didn't double post, there was a malfunction in the Tilted code.

I could bite like a tarantula.
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Old 06-25-2003, 03:26 AM   #1156 (permalink)
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bing bing, what a tangled web you weave...tarantulas don't bite, they CHOMP...


i will mow my lawn today...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-25-2003, 03:32 AM   #1157 (permalink)
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Wrong. You will push the mower around for a while, probably stopping to whinge every now and then, all the while taking the credit for a job that's really being done by the mower blades...


Family pies do not contain ground-up families.
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Old 06-25-2003, 03:54 AM   #1158 (permalink)
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OH YEAH! Well mine do!
(what the hell is a family pie)


Look like some thunderstorms are coming later today.
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Old 06-25-2003, 04:01 AM   #1159 (permalink)
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dude.....so wrong

we're lookin' at 30 today.Celsius that is


i live in the rain forest.
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Old 06-25-2003, 04:19 AM   #1160 (permalink)
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You live in a tree forest. I don't quite think the collective noun for a group of raindrops is the 'forest'


Dog pellets are not made from dogs...
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