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Old 05-04-2003, 11:15 AM   #321 (permalink)
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Masterbation will make you go temporarily blind when you close your eyes the moment you cum.


TFP rocks (now nobody can dispute that.....go on...try - I dare ya)
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:17 AM   #322 (permalink)
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Opps sorry about the last posting.......too much booze last night or sumthink......
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:19 AM   #323 (permalink)
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DAmn screwed up again....sorry sorry.... okay back to the game...

actually phil......MM hair is blond

cowboy boots are considered shit kickers.


No they are actually called Prairie Slippers.

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Old 05-04-2003, 11:21 AM   #324 (permalink)
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TFP is not rocks. TFP is a website. The best website on the internet.


(I am about to win)

This will not be the last post in the thread.

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Old 05-04-2003, 01:34 PM   #325 (permalink)
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wrong...you're going to hang out just long enough for everyone else to get frustrated then edit your post to something different, you cruel, sick, demented person, you...


dictionaries are full of words and their definitions...
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:55 PM   #326 (permalink)
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no phil, dictionaries are made up of pages.
its the pages that contain the words and their definitions.


both of Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily's natural parents have died.
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Old 05-04-2003, 09:32 PM   #327 (permalink)
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once upon a time, there was a poster who wanted to delete his
post, but NO! Now he looks like an idiot!
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:17 AM   #328 (permalink)
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Wrong! they were taken away by the grays, but they'll be back, and in convenient 'just add water and mix' form.


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Old 05-05-2003, 03:41 AM   #329 (permalink)
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WRONG! It is ONLY at Area 51.




It is legal to make a right turn at a stop light.
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Old 05-05-2003, 04:01 AM   #330 (permalink)
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wrong.
a right hand turn at a stop light would mean turning out in front of on-coming traffic in two directions. thus its dangerous and illegal.


Ginger, Posh, Baby, Scary and Sporty were all Spice Girls.
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Old 05-05-2003, 04:03 AM   #331 (permalink)
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Wrong! Ginger, Posh, Baby, Scary and Sporty were all stage names. The real spice girls were mel b/c, someone, someone else ,etc ,etc


Nitrogen is the main component of air
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:49 AM   #332 (permalink)
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Depends from which planet you are. Sulphor is the main ingrediant of Jupitors air

a cubic meter of water is equal to 1000 liters
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:07 AM   #333 (permalink)
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Could you be more wrong? A cubic meter measures CUBICS, a water meter measures water. I don't think that a cubic is 1000 liters of anything.

Giraffes have spots to help them hide in the jungle.
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:13 AM   #334 (permalink)
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You are seriously wrong, hehehe - Giraffes don't live in the jungle, the use them to "spot" the freshest greenest leaves

Tigers have stripes to hide them in the jungle
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:27 AM   #335 (permalink)
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no, no, no, no, no...tigers have stripes to hide them in herds of zebras...


paper ignites at 451 degrees f...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:46 AM   #336 (permalink)
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No, paper ignites when you leave it on the stove burner (experience).


The title of this thread is: "It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game!"
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:54 AM   #337 (permalink)
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No no no - The title is not in quotes!!!


Space is infinite
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:58 AM   #338 (permalink)
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No, something that's infinite cannot expand.


There is not a country called Lootzifranhia.
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:09 AM   #339 (permalink)
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It is the Swahile name meaning Chaos. Which cleary indicate Iraq.


0010 means 2 in binary
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:31 AM   #340 (permalink)
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Wrong again, oh oh I oh is baby talk for teddy went down the toilet thing.

If women don't find you handsome then they should find you handy.
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:33 AM   #341 (permalink)
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0010 can not equal 2 in binary because there is no '2' in binary.

I get around in a brown car, a brown car, it's brown.
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:40 AM   #342 (permalink)
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Incorrect - If they don't find you handsome you must be rich
Incorrect to you too Mango - IT was a Ford, not a brown car


Turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:59 AM   #343 (permalink)
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Wrong, you are obviously not shaking it correctly.

Wilma Flinstone was the hot one.
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:39 AM   #344 (permalink)
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Not even NEAR as hot as Betty Rubble.


I drank 8 cans of soda yesterday.
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:19 PM   #345 (permalink)
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kwsn as you knew him is dead. You are responding to his conscience that was programmed into an AI environment. Even kwsn is unaware that he is a disembodied computer program.

Bones loves the Chicago Cubs.
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:36 PM   #346 (permalink)
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Wrong! Bones lusts after the Chicago Cubs.


Uh-oh! the wife's back
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:51 PM   #347 (permalink)
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au contraire, mon frere, the wife's back is a good thing...


oklahoma is ok...
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Old 05-05-2003, 03:10 PM   #348 (permalink)
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There is no Oklahoma. It's called "North Texas" now.

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Old 05-05-2003, 05:28 PM   #349 (permalink)
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nah, he comes in second to jim carry

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Old 05-05-2003, 05:44 PM   #350 (permalink)
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There is no such person that likes Warren Zevon.

Alec Baldwin is a wonderful actor.
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:37 PM   #351 (permalink)
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there is no person called alec baldwin, he is a figment of your imagination, therefore he cannot be a great anything.


lightning is able to kill you
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:59 PM   #352 (permalink)
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Metaphysically, you misrepresent the term "able". It implies an ability. Lightning is a physical phenomenon. When it happens, it happens. If you die in the process, then so be it. It was probably your time anyway, and the light show was hardly to blame.

The barn is painted red.
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:13 PM   #353 (permalink)
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Nope, it had a Mona Lisa painted on it.




Levi's are suitable attire ANYWHERE!
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:24 PM   #354 (permalink)
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except to get in bed with an incredibly hot big breasted blonde

underwear is just a nuisance
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:27 PM   #355 (permalink)
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not really....it catches the dribbles

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Old 05-05-2003, 09:45 PM   #356 (permalink)
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Nope, I already dug em up for fishing.

electricity can give you a shock.
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:48 PM   #357 (permalink)
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It can't give me a shock, because I'm Amish. I don't have electricity. Or a computer.


The sound a blob of jam makes when it hits the floor is somewhat similar to "splck!"
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:54 PM   #358 (permalink)
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Sorry, that's incorrect. It sounds altogether similar to "splck."

I hate my job.
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Old 05-05-2003, 10:44 PM   #359 (permalink)
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Not realy, if you think about it, you need your job!


Elephants sex organs are in their feet. If they step on you, you are fucked
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Old 05-05-2003, 11:55 PM   #360 (permalink)
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Wrong, you are dead!

We are now living in the 21st Century.
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