hotzot

Your wrong! The CD my kids made of me and the missus arguing over the checkbook beats that by 50!


I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree!

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The Bully Boys are here!

KWSN

A tree's not a poem, ya damn metaphorical hippie!

There is.

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Your arms are broken!

myMHz

Not.

You need food to live.

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

KWSN

No you don't. Just watch Ally McBeal.


My neighbor hides polystyrene figurines of Rosie O'Donnel in his closet.

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Your arms are broken!

Drider_it

No your wrong its the attic for her, he hides his dixi chicks in that closet


Speaking of Dixi chicks.. looks like they are making a come back.

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

KWSN

If "making a comeback" entails acting like idiots and saying stupid things about the president to get people to hate them, then SURE.


I will not be the next poster.

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Your arms are broken!

uncle phil

wrong...you posted then edited it out...


if you said the magic word, you won $100.00...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mrsandman

IF I sat there dumbfounded, then I ended up with nothing.
(Hello, I must be going.)



You have to get SOME sleep SOMETIME.

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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

bundy

i seriously doubt it.
the amount of time you spend here indicates that you never need to sleep, ever.


Australian troops fought in Iraq.
(how bout hailing them as well mrsandman)

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Ohayo!!!

splck

wrong! They fought against Iraqi's, they didn't fight eachother.

oil floats on water.

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nice line eh?

uncle phil

wrong, not when it's on fire...


it still rains in indianapolis...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

KWSN

No it doesn't. Indiana outlawed that. Just like everything else.


(this is a double-feature)
Snow don't fall on summer's time.
The next poster does not understand this reference.

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Your arms are broken!

splck

I asked my friend Summer if she allowed snow on her time, and so said "no fuckin' way, you're wrong!"
I do understand your reference, but I refuse to go along with it.

Basketball sucks...Hockey rocks!

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nice line eh?

uncle phil

1)...july 5, 1963, windsor, ny...

i do...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

GakFace

NO I DON"T!!!! Here you go again thinking you know what i think......... but i don't!!!!


I'm going to trash my room after finals.

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

krwlz

no your not, your friends are going to trash it for you

weed is not all its cracked up to be

vermin

Wrong! It is exactly as it's cracked up to be. Not a bit more. Not a bit less.


There's no one in Memphis named Marie (or who will get this reference).

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

GakFace

Oh but there is!! I'm just not that person!


I'm going to bed.

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

Evan

Wrong, it was stolen this afternoon by qpid's liberation army.

Mountain Dew is better with glowstick juice in it... ("I heard they have to pump your stomach with that stuff...!" -SBEmails)

myMHz

Yes there is but Marie is only six years old, information please...




Wrong! Mountain Dew is better with glow worm juice.

The phone is ringing.

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

vermin

myMhz: just thinking guitary thoughts (see mourning thread)

Wrong! The bell inside the phone is ringing, not the entire phone.

When the wind is from the south, it blows the worm into the fish's mouth.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

billclinton

Wrong, a wind would not blow a worm due to worm aerodynamics, especially into a fish's mouth....unless of course it is a largemouth bass..mmmmm

Monica Lewinsky has a nice dress collection.

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No Comment....

bundy

wrong, her collection isn't just nice, its fan-sticky-tastic!!


cricket is not played professionally in the US.

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Ohayo!!!

billclinton

Wrong, I once knew a cricket and...yes, he did play professionally in the US, specifically in Utah at the cricket parade.

28 grams is equal to 1 ounce.

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No Comment....

uncle phil

wrong, 28 grams is a lid...


the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

krazykemist

No the rain falls mainly on the mountains since they are closer to the point of origin more rain can be supplied to the tops of the mountains quicker than the plains . The rain then drains down onto the plains where it collects.


The is no word that rhymes with orange.

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"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -- Tolstoy

Spinach_Indeed

"The is no word that" most definetly does NOT rhyme with orange. It doesn't even come close

John Henry was a Steel Driving Man

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Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

KWSN

He don't look like no steel-driving man to me.


The next poster will not understand this reference: "Snow don't fall on summer's time." And if they do, they won't post its signifigance.

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Your arms are broken!

uncle phil

wrong...i do...


wind don't blow below the sea...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Drider_it

Your wrong.. sailors on subs pass wind all the time.

Space the final frontier,,,

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

Spinach_Indeed

Christopher Reeves WAS Superman.

Cartoon Network shows only Cartoons

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Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

KWSN

Wrong, there are commercials with people.

Unless the next poster is uncle phil, he or she does not know the signifigance of the reference and/or won't post it.

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Your arms are broken!

uncle phil

wrong...it's the second line following the "snow" line from townes van zandt...


warren zevon is KWSN's hero...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

KWSN

Wrong, he's my GOD. I have proof (or at least what I take as proof) that he is the savior of humanity.


Uncle Phil's avatar has a red background.

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Your arms are broken!

GakFace

What kinda God are you? Its not red.. You're just colorblind, its Green. Go on.. tell me its red, to prove to me that you're color blind.



KWSN stands for Knights Who Say Ni

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

william_wallace

Wrong, on my ancient, shitty computer, it's black and white.

My dog enjoys eating small furry animals.

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I'm the Ninja Storm Trooper Division Commander in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

“If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college...”
- some woman that Lewis Black heard in IHOP

GakFace

Wrong, You dog enjoys eating small hairless animals... which explains the bloody mess.

(and i'll say my statement again sine me and WW posted at the same time)

KWSN stands for Knights Who Say Ni

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

vermin

Wrong! KWSN stands for Kangaroos With Salty Nipples


When the wind is from the east that's when fishing's the least

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

GakFace

Wrong.. you need a mouth for the hook to.. hook... thus
Its impossible to fish South with the fish that have no Mouth.


I will be happy when finals are over.

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

billclinton

Wrong, finals are only the beginning of the next important thing in your life, which you will inevitably suck at, which will inevitably make you not happy.

Elvis died on the toilet singing "Love me tender"

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