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04-26-2003, 12:38 PM
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Psycho
Location: South of the border
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I love it when my monkey spanks me
 and Mad_Gecko, Im sorry to tell you that you are wrong. Ducks are denser than water and therefore sink. I'm the official village idiot in qpid's liberation army
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04-26-2003, 07:32 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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wrong...hanging out on tfp makes you a NON-productive person...
led zeppelin is oft-times confused with a heavy dirigible...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-27-2003, 05:39 AM
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Tilted
Location: Lake Forest, CA aka Middle of God Damn Nowhere
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You're not even drinking coffee. That's just dirty tea.
Gangsters don't dance, they boogie!
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind and we can dance. |
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04-27-2003, 06:18 AM
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Tilted
Location: Lake Forest, CA aka Middle of God Damn Nowhere
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Masturbating while staring directly at the sun will make you go blind. Since you never said that masturbation will not cause you to go blind, just that it would not make you go blind, basically if you lost your vision for any reason while in the act of masturbation, then YOU'RE WRONG!
There is no letter F in the Vietnamese language.
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind and we can dance. |
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04-27-2003, 01:34 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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wrong...extreme pleasure hurts...
crows sit on electric wires...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-27-2003, 04:51 PM
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who?
Location: the phoenix metro
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WRONG!!! compasses point at whatever magnetic field is attacting them... hold a magnet by your damn compass and tell me where north is! i dare you!!!
cellular phones are a useful addition to the everyday tools of american society.
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04-27-2003, 06:09 PM
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Think about it
Location: North Carolina
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Happens all the time ...that's how my gramma died....(i'm not kidding)
 I plugged in a refridgerator today.
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They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg." |
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04-27-2003, 11:32 PM
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Insane
Location: Arizona
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Wrong! Shooting guns would be a blast but they move to fast.
Monty Python is funny!
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04-28-2003, 02:55 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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wrong, monty python is 'ckin' hilarious...
jeeps have 4-wheel drive...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-28-2003, 04:34 AM
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Insane
Location: Arizona
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Wrong! Jeeps only have two wheel drive, they just make you pay for four!
Naked girls are great!
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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." |
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04-28-2003, 01:39 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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wrong, smashing pumpkins is america's second favorite pastime, after drinking beer at a football game and before baseball...
dead men tell no tales...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-28-2003, 07:54 PM
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it's jam
Location: Lowerainland BC
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Can you read this?
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QADjAo0T44LeQVC7q6VjYkp62H*XmVh8L0Z8ldfAqDH32Oaatprw4XIBns7*5*TUMf02KlR8YxBw1Xg6f8vJcnOA2BnGZDs7qo7jAhxwNxk/joyogirl.jpg?dc=4675419741639264886[/IMG] Water falls from the sky.
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nice line eh? |
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04-28-2003, 08:16 PM
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Insane
Location: Tucson, AZ
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Actually, beer only tastes great after a hard day at work. length has nothing to do with it.
After drinking many bottles of soy sauce, you can pilot a concession stand bound for the moon.
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04-28-2003, 10:05 PM
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green
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Bullshit, when there's no wind the fishing's the best. That way, your line doesn't blow away, and the fish don't run cause of the wind.
The CD Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence by Glassjaw is the only CD ever to use the words "fucking whore" over 20 times.
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