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Old 05-08-2003, 11:07 PM   #401 (permalink)
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Wrong! once a new day begins, tomorrow is another day away.

The Farenheit scale is based on a year's temperature range in Poland.
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Old 05-09-2003, 02:41 AM   #402 (permalink)
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Wrong, the polish can't count and farenheit never made a scale


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Old 05-09-2003, 03:10 AM   #403 (permalink)
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wrong, you are sexylady in disguise...


trees are made of wood and leaves...
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Old 05-09-2003, 03:36 AM   #404 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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wrong, atoms are the basic make-up of everything, including trees


baseball is americas' pastime
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Old 05-11-2003, 02:22 PM   #405 (permalink)
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Wrong, sleeping is America's pastime.

Guitars play a part in making sound.
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Old 05-11-2003, 05:23 PM   #406 (permalink)
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Guitars dont play. Guitars get played.

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Old 05-11-2003, 05:57 PM   #407 (permalink)
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But that would make no sense, as you are clearly not a pig.

Ford builds high quality cars...
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Old 05-11-2003, 06:18 PM   #408 (permalink)
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FUCK NO, the bow tie is a symbol of greatness

shooting is fun
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Old 05-11-2003, 06:44 PM   #409 (permalink)
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...not for the people being shot.

Cars can have gasoline put in them.
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Old 05-11-2003, 07:21 PM   #410 (permalink)
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Wrong. Cars never have gas put in them, only in the gas tanks, which are, in turn, installed underneath the car.

Intel makes the best processors.
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Old 05-11-2003, 08:09 PM   #411 (permalink)
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Actually, Embryonic stem cells in the protocranium eventually make the best processers.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:44 PM   #412 (permalink)
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Not really. More of a bile mixed with saliva mixed with cat food.

This thread has many factual errors in it.
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Old 05-12-2003, 12:33 AM   #413 (permalink)
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Wrong! Every statement made in this thread is pure truth.


There's no such thing as pure truth.
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Old 05-12-2003, 01:56 AM   #414 (permalink)
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Pure truth-I exist. Solipism at it's finest.

There is a contradiction in the post above mine.
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Old 05-12-2003, 03:47 AM   #415 (permalink)
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wrong, there is a CONTRACTION in the post above yours...


it snows in indianapolis...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-12-2003, 05:06 AM   #416 (permalink)
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You're wrong.

It snows in the sky, the snow merely falls ON Indianapolis.


I am wearing a latex kimono with Hello Kitty printed on the back.
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Old 05-12-2003, 11:09 AM   #417 (permalink)
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Wrong, you are wearing a latex Hello Kitty, its just on the wrong way round!

The pacific ocean is deep in the middle.
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Old 05-12-2003, 12:42 PM   #418 (permalink)
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wrong, the pacific ocean is deep all the way to the bottom...


you can't drink kerosene...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-12-2003, 01:49 PM   #419 (permalink)
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You can drink it - it just doesn't taste very good and won't make you feel so shit hot either.

I am a work right now.
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Old 05-12-2003, 01:49 PM   #420 (permalink)
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Wrong! The ability to physically drink kerosene has nothing to do w/its after effects!

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Old 05-12-2003, 02:31 PM   #421 (permalink)
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No, The Matrix is going to be dissapointing.

I think I am coming down with a Sinus Infection.
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Old 05-12-2003, 02:52 PM   #422 (permalink)
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No its SARS.

I'm uncomfortable.
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Old 05-12-2003, 03:26 PM   #423 (permalink)
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I find you quite pleasant.

I can read.
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Old 05-12-2003, 05:27 PM   #424 (permalink)
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Wrong...You're eyes are moving across the words on the printed page, alas, you haven't a clue as to their meaning.



It is hard to tell the difference between sugar and aspartame.
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Old 05-12-2003, 06:28 PM   #425 (permalink)
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No. Sugar is good, aspartame tastes like shit.

There is no human that is 500 years old and still breathing.
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Old 05-12-2003, 06:31 PM   #426 (permalink)
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Dick Clark is still breathing...

Mocha is a combination of Choclate and Coffee
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Old 05-12-2003, 06:41 PM   #427 (permalink)
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no, Mocha is a combination of Chocolate and Coffee, not Choclate.

My mobile phone (cell phone) is a Nokia.
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Old 05-12-2003, 07:12 PM   #428 (permalink)
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Wrong, your paranoid delusions manifest themselves as cell phone calls. There's no such thing as a 'nokia'.


The poodle on the Clifford cartoon is a bitch.
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Old 05-12-2003, 08:02 PM   #429 (permalink)
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wrong! she just has issues.


space is the final frontier
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Old 05-12-2003, 08:03 PM   #430 (permalink)
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Wrong. Reading is, apparently, my final frontier.

Paper can be written on.
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Old 05-12-2003, 08:11 PM   #431 (permalink)
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Wrong. Paper is a legitimate business expense and can be written off.

Chocolate causes acne.
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Old 05-12-2003, 09:23 PM   #432 (permalink)
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No, that's just an old wives tale.

You can't have just one.
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Old 05-12-2003, 10:10 PM   #433 (permalink)
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You can if it's a elephant dick being rammed into your ass.

Kobe Bryant plays basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
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Old 05-12-2003, 11:09 PM   #434 (permalink)
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You can't call that playing


The ISS takes 90 minutes to orbit earth
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:23 AM   #435 (permalink)
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Wrong, Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I am.
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:26 AM   #436 (permalink)
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Nope. Prove it.

A woman's breasts are fun to look at.

Let's see you prove that wrong!
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Old 05-13-2003, 01:00 AM   #437 (permalink)
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Wrong, they are a tease if you look at them - They are fun to play with

The sun is 1.5 million kilometers in diameter
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Old 05-13-2003, 02:01 AM   #438 (permalink)
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Wrong. No one uses the metric system.

This website is viewable on the internet.
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Old 05-13-2003, 03:05 AM   #439 (permalink)
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wrong, this website is liveable on the internet...


alaska is the largest state in the united states...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-13-2003, 04:17 AM   #440 (permalink)
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sorry phil......canada owns it...we're just letting you guys borrow it for a while.

the perfect soft boiled egg is done in 5 minutes
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