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Old 06-30-2003, 07:57 PM   #1521 (permalink)
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Fremen has a pink umbrella... very masculine
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:24 AM   #1522 (permalink)
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goat man sold fremen that pink umbrella from his stash in the trunk of his gremlin...
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:20 AM   #1523 (permalink)
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Uncle (King) Phil likes to put his 'pink umbrella' in the 'trunk' of Meridae'n's 'gremlin'....
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:34 AM   #1524 (permalink)
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Pheatius is an elite member of the Raggydolls' Conglomerate. He also provides tye refreshments for the bi-monthly meetings, held in his bathtub...
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:26 PM   #1525 (permalink)
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pyrate dreams of riding round-trip forever in the chunnel...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:36 PM   #1526 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil dreams of taking a round trip in Pyrate's chunnel...
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:40 PM   #1527 (permalink)
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Pheatius dreams of taking a one-way trip in Pyrate's chunnel...
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:12 PM   #1528 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus dreams of taking a radical sabbatical in Pyrate's chunnel.
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:29 PM   #1529 (permalink)
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and Fremen.........after all this chunnel action......is directing and producing the whole thing on DVD for a mass distribution to all TFPers.

thay's awfully nice of you....thanks
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:55 PM   #1530 (permalink)
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flyman ate the Giant Hamburgerīs little brother during a fit of munchies.
heīs now in hiding.
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Old 07-01-2003, 10:56 PM   #1531 (permalink)
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bundy coundn't believe his eyes when he saw what flyman did to GH's little bro.....so......he fled back to pyrates' impacted chunnel.
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:36 PM   #1532 (permalink)
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Fremen believes that the impacted chunnel in question still belongs to the rogue state of Pyrate...

Fremen needs a better spy network to keep up with the current events.

The fair nation of Bundy took that chunnel by storm over 3 hours ago.

geez, keep up Fremen!
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:46 PM   #1533 (permalink)
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bundy is right, in that I can't keep up with his zealotry when it it comes to impacted chunnels.
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:55 PM   #1534 (permalink)
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Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with Al Gore.
he was even caught trying to peek into the poor mans bathroom window to see him do poo.
iīve just had to tip off the FBI about Fremens passion for toilet webcams.
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:59 PM   #1535 (permalink)
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bundy is thanking his little shrine to Tipper Gore that Fremen wasn't revealing and that richeee happened by!
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:13 AM   #1536 (permalink)
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richeee spends a lot of time hanging from his ceiling and eating via osmosis...
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:19 AM   #1537 (permalink)
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Meri stands outside the old vic pub in Wagga Wagga, yelling; ĻDONĻT CALL WAGGA WAGGA, WAGGA!!!Ļ, at passers by.
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:22 AM   #1538 (permalink)
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bundy sleepwalks in the nude...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:38 AM   #1539 (permalink)
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uncle phil makes it a point to mentally picture every post before writing it...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:42 AM   #1540 (permalink)
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Meri deals dried up goat scotums to his buddies.
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:51 AM   #1541 (permalink)
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bundy has two George Foremen grills...
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:58 AM   #1542 (permalink)
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thats right Meri, they go nicely next to my MASSIVE barbie.

Meri hates barbeques. and he hates beer. and he hates steak. and he hates utes. and he hates sheep. and he hates Bob Hawke.
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:00 AM   #1543 (permalink)
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Well, bundy has two George Foreman girls.
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:27 AM   #1544 (permalink)
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Fremen invented the foldable house, but his invention was a great failure. Why? Because he didn't take into account that houses can't fold if they're made the conventional way!


btw, my 'chunnel' hurts alot. Next time, please book before touring around/in/through it.
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:30 AM   #1545 (permalink)
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Pyrate has breast implants... in his ass
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:31 AM   #1546 (permalink)
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Pyrates ass is sore.

toooot.....toooot.....tooooot..........comin in
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:53 AM   #1547 (permalink)
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Good thing flyman blows a warning before he enters...with that little thing Pyrate would never know he was there.
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:54 AM   #1548 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe has not been posting for over two weeks now...the person signing in under his name is really a burglar that broke into his house while he was on the TFP one night. This fake Paddyjoe has been keeping the real paddyjoe down in the basement and forcing him to watch episodes of Bonanza dubbed in Japanese. His cries for help have gone unheeded.
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:27 AM   #1549 (permalink)
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Pheatius is a paranoid schizaphrenic who has delusions of persecution and a great love of the TV show Mary tyler Moore.... oh wait no i am wrong he just likes to dress like Mary Tyler Moore.... My bad
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:37 AM   #1550 (permalink)
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3leggedfrog is one of Phaetius' multiple personalities.
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Old 07-02-2003, 11:03 AM   #1551 (permalink)
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That's just the whiskey talking in conclamo again. It's really one of HIS multiple personalities
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Old 07-02-2003, 11:54 AM   #1552 (permalink)
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rat has been known to have an uncanny grasp of the obvious...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-02-2003, 12:32 PM   #1553 (permalink)
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uncle phil has an uncanny grasp on rat's obvious...
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Old 07-02-2003, 01:01 PM   #1554 (permalink)
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Its obvious that Conclamo Ludus doesn't give a rat's ass how uncanny Uncle Phil is. Wait...that should be...Uncle Phil is an Uncanny X-Man named Rat...er, hold on I think I have it this time...Conclamo Ludus is grasping a rat's ass for one of Uncle Phil's whiskey drinking multiple personalities known as 3leggedfrog, marytylermoore or myself...
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Old 07-02-2003, 01:22 PM   #1555 (permalink)
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pheatius, you're still nuts...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:05 PM   #1556 (permalink)
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uncle phil cries himself to sleep every night as he never got to carry the olympic torch...
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:09 PM   #1557 (permalink)
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goaty ran down an olympic torch-bearer when it was run through Wagga Wagga so that he could get a light for his bong.

unfortunately, the bong didnīt quite hit the spot, so he drank all of the dirty bong water.
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:49 PM   #1558 (permalink)
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bundy once mistook a pork chop for his little brother and took "him" to a ballgame. *that's so sweet*
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:54 PM   #1559 (permalink)
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Fremen's parents once tied a pork chop around his neck and told him to go play with the neighbours malimute/wolf cross.

it didn't go over well.
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:55 PM   #1560 (permalink)
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Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with bundy (me).

HELP! iīm getting scared.

iīm quite sure that Fremen has been collecting everything that i say, or that is said about me. He prints all of this out and sticks it around his house.

AHHHH!

his whole house is covered in bundy related wallpaper.

no wait, iīm mistaken.

its only a single fremen - not a herd.

ITS FLYMAN whos the true crazy one!!!
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