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Meridae'n · 06-30-2003, 07:57 PM

Fremen has a pink umbrella... very masculine

uncle phil · 07-01-2003, 03:24 AM

goat man sold fremen that pink umbrella from his stash in the trunk of his gremlin...

Pheatius · 07-01-2003, 09:20 AM

Uncle (King) Phil likes to put his 'pink umbrella' in the 'trunk' of Meridae'n's 'gremlin'....

Pyrate · 07-01-2003, 09:34 AM

Pheatius is an elite member of the Raggydolls' Conglomerate. He also provides tye refreshments for the bi-monthly meetings, held in his bathtub...

uncle phil · 07-01-2003, 12:26 PM

pyrate dreams of riding round-trip forever in the chunnel...

Pheatius · 07-01-2003, 12:36 PM

Uncle Phil dreams of taking a round trip in Pyrate's chunnel...

Conclamo Ludus · 07-01-2003, 12:40 PM

Pheatius dreams of taking a one-way trip in Pyrate's chunnel...

Fremen · 07-01-2003, 07:12 PM

Conclamo Ludus dreams of taking a radical sabbatical in Pyrate's chunnel.

Fly · 07-01-2003, 07:29 PM

and Fremen.........after all this chunnel action......is directing and producing the whole thing on DVD for a mass distribution to all TFPers.

thay's awfully nice of you....thanks

bundy · 07-01-2003, 09:55 PM

flyman ate the Giant Hamburger´s little brother during a fit of munchies.
he´s now in hiding.

Fremen · 07-01-2003, 10:56 PM

bundy coundn't believe his eyes when he saw what flyman did to GH's little bro.....so......he fled back to pyrates' impacted chunnel.

bundy · 07-01-2003, 11:36 PM

Fremen believes that the impacted chunnel in question still belongs to the rogue state of Pyrate...

Fremen needs a better spy network to keep up with the current events.

The fair nation of Bundy took that chunnel by storm over 3 hours ago.

geez, keep up Fremen!

Fremen · 07-01-2003, 11:46 PM

bundy is right, in that I can't keep up with his zealotry when it it comes to impacted chunnels.

bundy · 07-01-2003, 11:55 PM

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with Al Gore.
he was even caught trying to peek into the poor mans bathroom window to see him do poo.
i´ve just had to tip off the FBI about Fremens passion for toilet webcams.

richeee · 07-01-2003, 11:59 PM

bundy is thanking his little shrine to Tipper Gore that Fremen wasn't revealing and that richeee happened by!

Meridae'n · 07-02-2003, 03:13 AM

richeee spends a lot of time hanging from his ceiling and eating via osmosis...

bundy · 07-02-2003, 03:19 AM

Meri stands outside the old vic pub in Wagga Wagga, yelling; ¨DON¨T CALL WAGGA WAGGA, WAGGA!!!¨, at passers by.

uncle phil · 07-02-2003, 03:22 AM

bundy sleepwalks in the nude...

Meridae'n · 07-02-2003, 03:38 AM

uncle phil makes it a point to mentally picture every post before writing it...

bundy · 07-02-2003, 03:42 AM

Meri deals dried up goat scotums to his buddies.

Meridae'n · 07-02-2003, 03:51 AM

bundy has two George Foremen grills...

bundy · 07-02-2003, 03:58 AM

thats right Meri, they go nicely next to my MASSIVE barbie.

Meri hates barbeques. and he hates beer. and he hates steak. and he hates utes. and he hates sheep. and he hates Bob Hawke.

Fremen · 07-02-2003, 04:00 AM

Well, bundy has two George Foreman girls.

Pyrate · 07-02-2003, 04:27 AM

Fremen invented the foldable house, but his invention was a great failure. Why? Because he didn't take into account that houses can't fold if they're made the conventional way!

btw, my 'chunnel' hurts alot. Next time, please book before touring around/in/through it.

Meridae'n · 07-02-2003, 04:30 AM

Pyrate has breast implants... in his ass

Fly · 07-02-2003, 04:31 AM

Pyrates ass is sore.

toooot.....toooot.....tooooot..........comin in

paddyjoe · 07-02-2003, 04:53 AM

Good thing flyman blows a warning before he enters...with that little thing Pyrate would never know he was there.

Pheatius · 07-02-2003, 07:54 AM

Paddyjoe has not been posting for over two weeks now...the person signing in under his name is really a burglar that broke into his house while he was on the TFP one night. This fake Paddyjoe has been keeping the real paddyjoe down in the basement and forcing him to watch episodes of Bonanza dubbed in Japanese. His cries for help have gone unheeded.

3leggedfrog · 07-02-2003, 08:27 AM

Pheatius is a paranoid schizaphrenic who has delusions of persecution and a great love of the TV show Mary tyler Moore.... oh wait no i am wrong he just likes to dress like Mary Tyler Moore.... My bad

Conclamo Ludus · 07-02-2003, 08:37 AM

3leggedfrog is one of Phaetius' multiple personalities.

rat · 07-02-2003, 11:03 AM

That's just the whiskey talking in conclamo again. It's really one of HIS multiple personalities

uncle phil · 07-02-2003, 11:54 AM

rat has been known to have an uncanny grasp of the obvious...

Conclamo Ludus · 07-02-2003, 12:32 PM

uncle phil has an uncanny grasp on rat's obvious...

Pheatius · 07-02-2003, 01:01 PM

Its obvious that Conclamo Ludus doesn't give a rat's ass how uncanny Uncle Phil is. Wait...that should be...Uncle Phil is an Uncanny X-Man named Rat...er, hold on I think I have it this time...Conclamo Ludus is grasping a rat's ass for one of Uncle Phil's whiskey drinking multiple personalities known as 3leggedfrog, marytylermoore or myself...

uncle phil · 07-02-2003, 01:22 PM

pheatius, you're still nuts...

Meridae'n · 07-02-2003, 02:05 PM

uncle phil cries himself to sleep every night as he never got to carry the olympic torch...

bundy · 07-02-2003, 07:09 PM

goaty ran down an olympic torch-bearer when it was run through Wagga Wagga so that he could get a light for his bong.

unfortunately, the bong didn´t quite hit the spot, so he drank all of the dirty bong water.

Fremen · 07-02-2003, 07:49 PM

bundy once mistook a pork chop for his little brother and took "him" to a ballgame. *that's so sweet*

Fly · 07-02-2003, 07:54 PM

Fremen's parents once tied a pork chop around his neck and told him to go play with the neighbours malimute/wolf cross.

it didn't go over well.

bundy · 07-02-2003, 07:55 PM

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with bundy (me).

HELP! i´m getting scared.

i´m quite sure that Fremen has been collecting everything that i say, or that is said about me. He prints all of this out and sticks it around his house.

AHHHH!

his whole house is covered in bundy related wallpaper.

no wait, i´m mistaken.

its only a single fremen - not a herd.

ITS FLYMAN whos the true crazy one!!!

06-30-2003, 07:57 PM	#1521 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen has a pink umbrella... very masculine __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-01-2003, 03:24 AM	#1522 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	goat man sold fremen that pink umbrella from his stash in the trunk of his gremlin... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2003, 09:34 AM	#1524 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Pheatius is an elite member of the Raggydolls' Conglomerate. He also provides tye refreshments for the bi-monthly meetings, held in his bathtub... __________________ ?

07-01-2003, 12:26 PM	#1525 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pyrate dreams of riding round-trip forever in the chunnel... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2003, 12:40 PM	#1527 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Pheatius dreams of taking a one-way trip in Pyrate's chunnel... __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-01-2003, 09:20 AM	#1523 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Uncle (King) Phil likes to put his 'pink umbrella' in the 'trunk' of Meridae'n's 'gremlin'....

07-01-2003, 12:36 PM	#1526 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Uncle Phil dreams of taking a round trip in Pyrate's chunnel...

07-01-2003, 07:12 PM	#1528 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Conclamo Ludus dreams of taking a radical sabbatical in Pyrate's chunnel. __________________ Google

07-01-2003, 07:29 PM	#1529 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and Fremen.........after all this chunnel action......is directing and producing the whole thing on DVD for a mass distribution to all TFPers. thay's awfully nice of you....thanks __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-01-2003, 09:55 PM	#1530 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman ate the Giant Hamburger´s little brother during a fit of munchies. he´s now in hiding. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-01-2003, 10:56 PM	#1531 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy coundn't believe his eyes when he saw what flyman did to GH's little bro.....so......he fled back to pyrates' impacted chunnel. __________________ Google

07-01-2003, 11:36 PM	#1532 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen believes that the impacted chunnel in question still belongs to the rogue state of Pyrate... Fremen needs a better spy network to keep up with the current events. The fair nation of Bundy took that chunnel by storm over 3 hours ago. geez, keep up Fremen! __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-01-2003, 11:46 PM	#1533 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy is right, in that I can't keep up with his zealotry when it it comes to impacted chunnels. __________________ Google

07-01-2003, 11:55 PM	#1534 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with Al Gore. he was even caught trying to peek into the poor mans bathroom window to see him do poo. i´ve just had to tip off the FBI about Fremens passion for toilet webcams. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-01-2003, 11:59 PM	#1535 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	bundy is thanking his little shrine to Tipper Gore that Fremen wasn't revealing and that richeee happened by! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-02-2003, 03:13 AM	#1536 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	richeee spends a lot of time hanging from his ceiling and eating via osmosis... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-02-2003, 03:19 AM	#1537 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri stands outside the old vic pub in Wagga Wagga, yelling; ¨DON¨T CALL WAGGA WAGGA, WAGGA!!!¨, at passers by. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-02-2003, 03:22 AM	#1538 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bundy sleepwalks in the nude... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-02-2003, 03:38 AM	#1539 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	uncle phil makes it a point to mentally picture every post before writing it... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-02-2003, 03:42 AM	#1540 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri deals dried up goat scotums to his buddies. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-02-2003, 03:51 AM	#1541 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy has two George Foremen grills... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-02-2003, 03:58 AM	#1542 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats right Meri, they go nicely next to my MASSIVE barbie. Meri hates barbeques. and he hates beer. and he hates steak. and he hates utes. and he hates sheep. and he hates Bob Hawke. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-02-2003, 04:00 AM	#1543 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Well, bundy has two George Foreman girls. __________________ Google

07-02-2003, 04:27 AM	#1544 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Fremen invented the foldable house, but his invention was a great failure. Why? Because he didn't take into account that houses can't fold if they're made the conventional way! btw, my 'chunnel' hurts alot. Next time, please book before touring around/in/through it. __________________ ?

07-02-2003, 04:30 AM	#1545 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Pyrate has breast implants... in his ass __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-02-2003, 04:31 AM	#1546 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Pyrates ass is sore. toooot.....toooot.....tooooot..........comin in __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-02-2003, 04:53 AM	#1547 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Good thing flyman blows a warning before he enters...with that little thing Pyrate would never know he was there.

07-02-2003, 07:54 AM	#1548 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Paddyjoe has not been posting for over two weeks now...the person signing in under his name is really a burglar that broke into his house while he was on the TFP one night. This fake Paddyjoe has been keeping the real paddyjoe down in the basement and forcing him to watch episodes of Bonanza dubbed in Japanese. His cries for help have gone unheeded.

07-02-2003, 08:27 AM	#1549 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	Pheatius is a paranoid schizaphrenic who has delusions of persecution and a great love of the TV show Mary tyler Moore.... oh wait no i am wrong he just likes to dress like Mary Tyler Moore.... My bad __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

07-02-2003, 08:37 AM	#1550 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	3leggedfrog is one of Phaetius' multiple personalities. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-02-2003, 11:54 AM	#1552 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rat has been known to have an uncanny grasp of the obvious... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-02-2003, 12:32 PM	#1553 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	uncle phil has an uncanny grasp on rat's obvious... __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-02-2003, 01:01 PM	#1554 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Its obvious that Conclamo Ludus doesn't give a rat's ass how uncanny Uncle Phil is. Wait...that should be...Uncle Phil is an Uncanny X-Man named Rat...er, hold on I think I have it this time...Conclamo Ludus is grasping a rat's ass for one of Uncle Phil's whiskey drinking multiple personalities known as 3leggedfrog, marytylermoore or myself...

07-02-2003, 01:22 PM	#1555 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius, you're still nuts... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-02-2003, 02:05 PM	#1556 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	uncle phil cries himself to sleep every night as he never got to carry the olympic torch... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?