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Fremen · 06-20-2003, 12:56 AM

Meri is gonna play the next Harry Potter.

Mr.Deflok · 06-20-2003, 02:26 AM

Fremen thinks you can play novels

Fly · 06-20-2003, 03:28 AM

Mr.D likes to masterbate with sandpaper and a good 'ol copy porches,patios and dicks....eeerr i mean.....decks

uncle phil · 06-20-2003, 03:31 AM

fly still can't tie his shoes...

Pyrate · 06-20-2003, 04:37 AM

Fremen is a registered hamburger rapist!

bundy · 06-20-2003, 04:46 AM

pyrate owns all of the Spice Girl albums, and is in search of all the lost nude photos of that gay guy from Steps.

eyeseepeedude · 06-20-2003, 06:04 AM

Bundy still owns a baby blue 77 Chevy Luv.

Pheatius · 06-20-2003, 10:24 AM

Eyeseepeedude is a Chinese Zodiac Monkey. He has a very intelligent and a very clever wit. Because of his extraordinary nature and magnetic personality, he is always well-liked. However, he must guard against being an opportunist and distrustful of other people.

Other Monkeys: Julius Caesar, Bette Davis, Annie Oakley, Eleanor Roosevelt, Betsy Ross, Diana Ross (No relation), Elizabeth Taylor, Harry S. Truman, Leonardo da Vinci, Alice Walker, Pheatius

eyeseepeedude · 06-20-2003, 10:31 AM

Pheatius has no life, and is quickly entertained by Chinese Monkeys.

Giant Hamburger · 06-20-2003, 11:12 AM

The weather conditions at Jun 20, 2003 - 01:55 PM at eyeseepeedude's location:
Wind from the WSW (250 degrees) at 13 MPH (11 KT) gusting to 21 MPH (18 KT)
Visibility 3 mile(s)
Sky conditions overcast
Weather Mist
Temperature 77 F (25 C)
Dew Point 69 F (21 C)
Relative Humidity 78%
Pressure (altimeter) 29.82 in. Hg (1009 hPa)
Pressure tendency 0.02 inches (0.7 hPa) lower than three hours ago

and he forgot his umbrella.
-GH

Midlandmadman · 06-20-2003, 11:58 AM

Giant Hamburger only eats hotdogs at cookouts!!!

uncle phil · 06-20-2003, 11:58 AM

gh copied verbatim the entire text above from the "lost" fremen post that originally resided between my last post and pyrate's last post and inserted icp's name...

(oops...mid, you're too quick)...

midlandman did it...

Mr.Deflok · 06-20-2003, 12:43 PM

uncle phil thinks he's intelligent

Sun Tzu · 06-20-2003, 01:02 PM

Born in 1612 Mr. Deflok originated in Crovia, Romania. He was the third son of Count Vladimer Kolfed. In 1632 he vanished and was never found. Rumors that he was taken by a ruthless vampire and his succubus servant frequented the lands for hundreds of years until finally dying out. He though he could somehow surface again by posing as a mortal in a forum. He was wrong.

Fly · 06-20-2003, 02:58 PM

Sun Tzu has a very vivid avatar fetish.......and many,many moods to go with them.

Fremen · 06-20-2003, 07:13 PM

flyman shreiks like a girly-girl every time he sees vermin online.

bundy · 06-20-2003, 08:17 PM

Fremen is the plural of Flyman.
you have a flyman, but many fremen.

queedo · 06-20-2003, 09:02 PM

bundy smells like old peoples shoes

cheese · 06-20-2003, 09:22 PM

Queedo's Mother was a hampster

Giant Hamburger · 06-20-2003, 09:40 PM

Ahoy Cheese!

You are the sweetest of my slaves.
I can even charge extra for you.
-GH

cheese · 06-21-2003, 12:45 AM

queedo's mother was a hampster and his father smelled of elder berrys

bundy · 06-21-2003, 01:42 AM

cheese is the kind of guy who feels that one attack is never enough.
heĺl knock down queedo in the street, then drive around the block, and do it again.

uncle phil · 06-21-2003, 03:46 AM

bundy wants to change his name to "bondi..."

manalone · 06-21-2003, 05:20 AM

uncle phil is the only man to have ever successfully won a miss vaginal discharges competition

Fly · 06-21-2003, 05:30 AM

manalone knows this cuz he was head judge at that very competition

manalone · 06-21-2003, 05:59 AM

flyman was the winning discharge.

Midlandmadman · 06-21-2003, 09:11 AM

manalone ate the discharge

uncle phil · 06-21-2003, 12:04 PM

mid wears a black hawks shirt to bed at night...even in the summer...

Mad_Gecko · 06-21-2003, 02:10 PM

uncle phil fucks a Dead Woman, according to the avatar.

bundy · 06-21-2003, 06:13 PM

Mad Gecko is jealous of Phils necrophilic achievements.

Mr.Deflok · 06-21-2003, 07:25 PM

bundy is on the chessclub at Harvard

Midlandmadman · 06-22-2003, 04:19 AM

Mr.Deflok .................so many deep dark secrets so little time.......... How about the fact that he can't orgasm unless he can see a bottle of Mrs. Butterworths syurp.

uncle phil · 06-22-2003, 04:55 AM

mid hasn't taken off his black hawks shirt yet, and the playoffs have been over for a while...

Mr.Deflok · 06-22-2003, 07:21 PM

uncle phil just realised that his comments are no longer funny

TigOlBittys · 06-22-2003, 07:43 PM

2 words

catholic priest

Fly · 06-22-2003, 07:55 PM

2 words

virgin rookie

*welcome eh*

richeee · 06-22-2003, 08:07 PM

flyman was in the confessional, praying that richeee would not be the next poster.
He was hoping that the next poster would be the one advertising the next Siegfried and Roy show...

Fly · 06-22-2003, 08:29 PM

richeee is the poster who is advertising the Siegfried and roy and richeee show.

he's the one in the back.nice hair dude.

queedo · 06-22-2003, 08:35 PM

flyman is the long lost son of Abe Vigoda

bundy · 06-22-2003, 09:30 PM

queedo is Abe Vigoda

06-20-2003, 12:56 AM	#1361 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meri is gonna play the next Harry Potter. __________________ Google

06-20-2003, 03:28 AM	#1363 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Mr.D likes to masterbate with sandpaper and a good 'ol copy porches,patios and dicks....eeerr i mean.....decks __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-20-2003, 03:31 AM	#1364 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly still can't tie his shoes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-20-2003, 04:37 AM	#1365 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Fremen is a registered hamburger rapist! __________________ ?

06-20-2003, 04:46 AM	#1366 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	pyrate owns all of the Spice Girl albums, and is in search of all the lost nude photos of that gay guy from Steps. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-20-2003, 02:26 AM	#1362 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Fremen thinks you can play novels

06-20-2003, 06:04 AM	#1367 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	Bundy still owns a baby blue 77 Chevy Luv. __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-20-2003, 10:24 AM	#1368 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Eyeseepeedude is a Chinese Zodiac Monkey. He has a very intelligent and a very clever wit. Because of his extraordinary nature and magnetic personality, he is always well-liked. However, he must guard against being an opportunist and distrustful of other people. Other Monkeys: Julius Caesar, Bette Davis, Annie Oakley, Eleanor Roosevelt, Betsy Ross, Diana Ross (No relation), Elizabeth Taylor, Harry S. Truman, Leonardo da Vinci, Alice Walker, Pheatius

06-20-2003, 10:31 AM	#1369 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	Pheatius has no life, and is quickly entertained by Chinese Monkeys. __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-20-2003, 11:12 AM	#1370 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	The weather conditions at Jun 20, 2003 - 01:55 PM at eyeseepeedude's location: Wind from the WSW (250 degrees) at 13 MPH (11 KT) gusting to 21 MPH (18 KT) Visibility 3 mile(s) Sky conditions overcast Weather Mist Temperature 77 F (25 C) Dew Point 69 F (21 C) Relative Humidity 78% Pressure (altimeter) 29.82 in. Hg (1009 hPa) Pressure tendency 0.02 inches (0.7 hPa) lower than three hours ago and he forgot his umbrella. -GH

06-20-2003, 11:58 AM	#1371 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Giant Hamburger only eats hotdogs at cookouts!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-20-2003, 11:58 AM	#1372 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	gh copied verbatim the entire text above from the "lost" fremen post that originally resided between my last post and pyrate's last post and inserted icp's name... (oops...mid, you're too quick)... midlandman did it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-20-2003, 12:43 PM	#1373 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	uncle phil thinks he's intelligent

06-20-2003, 01:02 PM	#1374 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	Born in 1612 Mr. Deflok originated in Crovia, Romania. He was the third son of Count Vladimer Kolfed. In 1632 he vanished and was never found. Rumors that he was taken by a ruthless vampire and his succubus servant frequented the lands for hundreds of years until finally dying out. He though he could somehow surface again by posing as a mortal in a forum. He was wrong. __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

06-20-2003, 02:58 PM	#1375 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Sun Tzu has a very vivid avatar fetish.......and many,many moods to go with them. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-21-2003, 05:20 AM	#1384 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	uncle phil is the only man to have ever successfully won a miss vaginal discharges competition __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-21-2003, 05:59 AM	#1386 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	flyman was the winning discharge. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-21-2003, 02:10 PM	#1389 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	uncle phil fucks a Dead Woman, according to the avatar. __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious

06-20-2003, 07:13 PM	#1376 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman shreiks like a girly-girl every time he sees vermin online. __________________ Google

06-20-2003, 08:17 PM	#1377 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen is the plural of Flyman. you have a flyman, but many fremen. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-20-2003, 09:02 PM	#1378 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	bundy smells like old peoples shoes __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-20-2003, 09:22 PM	#1379 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	Queedo's Mother was a hampster

06-20-2003, 09:40 PM	#1380 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Ahoy Cheese! You are the sweetest of my slaves. I can even charge extra for you. -GH

06-21-2003, 12:45 AM	#1381 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	queedo's mother was a hampster and his father smelled of elder berrys

06-21-2003, 01:42 AM	#1382 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	cheese is the kind of guy who feels that one attack is never enough. heĺl knock down queedo in the street, then drive around the block, and do it again. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-21-2003, 03:46 AM	#1383 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bundy wants to change his name to "bondi..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-21-2003, 05:30 AM	#1385 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	manalone knows this cuz he was head judge at that very competition __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-21-2003, 09:11 AM	#1387 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	manalone ate the discharge __________________ Its good to be back.

06-21-2003, 12:04 PM	#1388 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mid wears a black hawks shirt to bed at night...even in the summer... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-21-2003, 06:13 PM	#1390 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Mad Gecko is jealous of Phils necrophilic achievements. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-21-2003, 07:25 PM	#1391 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	bundy is on the chessclub at Harvard

06-22-2003, 04:19 AM	#1392 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Mr.Deflok .................so many deep dark secrets so little time.......... How about the fact that he can't orgasm unless he can see a bottle of Mrs. Butterworths syurp. __________________ Its good to be back.

06-22-2003, 04:55 AM	#1393 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mid hasn't taken off his black hawks shirt yet, and the playoffs have been over for a while... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-22-2003, 07:21 PM	#1394 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	uncle phil just realised that his comments are no longer funny

06-22-2003, 07:43 PM	#1395 (permalink)
TigOlBittys Upright	2 words catholic priest

06-22-2003, 07:55 PM	#1396 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	2 words virgin rookie welcome eh __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-22-2003, 08:07 PM	#1397 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	flyman was in the confessional, praying that richeee would not be the next poster. He was hoping that the next poster would be the one advertising the next Siegfried and Roy show... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You? Last edited by richeee; 06-22-2003 at 08:10 PM..

06-22-2003, 08:29 PM	#1398 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richeee is the poster who is advertising the Siegfried and roy and richeee show. he's the one in the back.nice hair dude. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios