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KWSN · 06-17-2003, 05:09 AM

flyman's not really Canadian. As a matter of fact, he's George W. Bush.

Explains the pot thing...

eyeseepeedude · 06-17-2003, 06:30 AM

Bones is actually a white guy who listens to Barry Manilow.

Pyrate · 06-17-2003, 06:48 AM

icpdude forgot that he's supposed to be giving a sermon at the United Church of Arabian Worm Eaters today.

Best get going, before you miss the fun!!!

richeee · 06-17-2003, 07:06 AM

Pyrate is waiting for eyeseepeedude's sermon in Trafalger Square, and he's wearing his Mum's Sunday best!
Nice stockings, Py!

eyeseepeedude · 06-17-2003, 08:09 AM

richeee doesn't know where Trafalger Square is.

Pyrate · 06-17-2003, 08:43 AM

And Bones recorded the whole thing...

Just make sure to put the vid up for us to see!!!

eyeseepeedude · 06-17-2003, 09:19 AM

Pyrate just wants to see because he's jealous of the pigeon

(*and never call my wife a pigeon again or she'll have to come peck your eyes out...

*)

uncle phil · 06-17-2003, 12:39 PM

icpd is curious about the now almost famous "sleeper jammies..."

Mr.Deflok · 06-17-2003, 01:18 PM

uncle phil keeps pigeon poop in his hip-flask and drinks it before having sex with himself.

Fly · 06-17-2003, 01:27 PM

and deflok watches the whole shebang from the side window of uncle phil's jammie factory.

*cha-ching.....double whammy*

THE MAC GOD · 06-17-2003, 01:51 PM

Flyman secretly bases his observations of others on past and present experiences...

HiThereDear · 06-17-2003, 01:52 PM

flyman is Jeff Goldblum's son

Meridae'n · 06-17-2003, 03:01 PM

HiThereDear is Woopi Goldberg's back-waxer

Stiltzkin · 06-17-2003, 03:08 PM

Meridae'n has Whoopie Goldberg's entire DVD collection.

Fly · 06-17-2003, 05:06 PM

bones likes to masterbate with skeletons in the room

queedo · 06-17-2003, 05:27 PM

flyman is the love child of Mr T and Sally Struthers!

Meridae'n · 06-17-2003, 06:21 PM

queedo wears his underwear 4 times before washing: frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards, inside-out backwards

bundy · 06-17-2003, 06:35 PM

Meri runs around the Sydney Opera House forecourt with a samurai sword yelling, "I HATE MY PENIS!"

queedo · 06-17-2003, 07:40 PM

bundy eats italian sausages in the garage while listening to boxcar whillie

richeee · 06-17-2003, 08:56 PM

queedo masquerades as an Italian Sausage in the garage, whistling Boxcar Willie songs, hopin' and a wishin' for Bundy to stop by!!

Fly · 06-17-2003, 09:27 PM

richee joins them and they all go to a sausage party.

Meridae'n · 06-17-2003, 10:15 PM

flyman runs with scissors

Fremen · 06-17-2003, 11:14 PM

Meridae'n likes to sniff hot rubber erasers on pencils.

Pyrate · 06-18-2003, 01:51 AM

Fremen collects cockroaches, in the faint hope that they will eventually become all the rage so he can sell them and get rich!!!

Midlandmadman · 06-18-2003, 02:12 AM

Pyrate masturbates..........to cookbooks!

Meridae'n · 06-18-2003, 02:52 AM

Midlandmadman has a doorknob phobia

HiThereDear · 06-18-2003, 02:59 AM

Meridae'n is actually from Maroubra Junction Hotel

uncle phil · 06-18-2003, 03:28 AM

htd lives in a tree...no, a shrub...no, a plant...no, a flower...

Meridae'n · 06-18-2003, 03:47 AM

uncle phil pisses on his feet in the shower for good luck...

Fremen · 06-18-2003, 03:52 AM

Meridae'n uses tampons for decoration purposes.

paddyjoe · 06-18-2003, 04:06 AM

Freman copies the three word story and reads it to his kids at bedtime every night.

Fly · 06-18-2003, 04:18 AM

paddyjoe got his name from the numerous trips around town in the paddy wagon

naughty boy............

eyeseepeedude · 06-18-2003, 04:23 AM

flyman actually had his wings cut off several years ago by paddyjoe while in prison so that he would have a 'buddy'.

Meridae'n · 06-18-2003, 04:31 AM

eyeseepeedude has never grown pubic hair... quite aerodynamic

Fremen · 06-18-2003, 05:10 AM

Meridae'n tries on kids clothes after everybody goes to bed.

Fly · 06-18-2003, 05:12 AM

fremen used to get nailed by the cops with paddyjoe until he escaped...

now he's a fremen

Fremen · 06-18-2003, 05:17 AM

flyman once had a date with a woman named Dave.

eyeseepeedude · 06-18-2003, 06:27 AM

Fremen is 'Dave'

Pheatius · 06-18-2003, 12:26 PM

eyeseepeedude walks through the valley of death, but he fears no evil for 'Dave' art with him; thy rod and thy staff they comfort him...

uncle phil · 06-18-2003, 12:33 PM

pheatius pulls his covers over his head when he farts...

06-17-2003, 05:09 AM	#1281 (permalink)
KWSN green	flyman's not really Canadian. As a matter of fact, he's George W. Bush. Explains the pot thing... __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-17-2003, 06:30 AM	#1282 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	Bones is actually a white guy who listens to Barry Manilow. __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-17-2003, 06:48 AM	#1283 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	icpdude forgot that he's supposed to be giving a sermon at the United Church of Arabian Worm Eaters today. Best get going, before you miss the fun!!! __________________ ?

06-17-2003, 07:06 AM	#1284 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Pyrate is waiting for eyeseepeedude's sermon in Trafalger Square, and he's wearing his Mum's Sunday best! Nice stockings, Py! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-17-2003, 08:09 AM	#1285 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	richeee doesn't know where Trafalger Square is. __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-17-2003, 08:43 AM	#1286 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	And Bones recorded the whole thing... Just make sure to put the vid up for us to see!!! __________________ ?

06-17-2003, 09:19 AM	#1287 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	Pyrate just wants to see because he's jealous of the pigeon (and never call my wife a pigeon again or she'll have to come peck your eyes out... ) __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-17-2003, 12:39 PM	#1288 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	icpd is curious about the now almost famous "sleeper jammies..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-17-2003, 01:18 PM	#1289 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	uncle phil keeps pigeon poop in his hip-flask and drinks it before having sex with himself.

06-17-2003, 01:27 PM	#1290 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and deflok watches the whole shebang from the side window of uncle phil's jammie factory. cha-ching.....double whammy __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-17-2003, 01:51 PM	#1291 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Flyman secretly bases his observations of others on past and present experiences... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-17-2003, 01:52 PM	#1292 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	flyman is Jeff Goldblum's son

06-17-2003, 03:01 PM	#1293 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	HiThereDear is Woopi Goldberg's back-waxer __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-17-2003, 03:08 PM	#1294 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Meridae'n has Whoopie Goldberg's entire DVD collection. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-17-2003, 05:06 PM	#1295 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bones likes to masterbate with skeletons in the room __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-18-2003, 02:12 AM	#1305 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Pyrate masturbates..........to cookbooks! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-18-2003, 03:52 AM	#1310 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meridae'n uses tampons for decoration purposes. __________________ Google

06-17-2003, 05:27 PM	#1296 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	flyman is the love child of Mr T and Sally Struthers! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-17-2003, 06:21 PM	#1297 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	queedo wears his underwear 4 times before washing: frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards, inside-out backwards __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-17-2003, 06:35 PM	#1298 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri runs around the Sydney Opera House forecourt with a samurai sword yelling, "I HATE MY PENIS!" __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-17-2003, 07:40 PM	#1299 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	bundy eats italian sausages in the garage while listening to boxcar whillie __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-17-2003, 08:56 PM	#1300 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	queedo masquerades as an Italian Sausage in the garage, whistling Boxcar Willie songs, hopin' and a wishin' for Bundy to stop by!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-17-2003, 09:27 PM	#1301 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richee joins them and they all go to a sausage party. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-17-2003, 10:15 PM	#1302 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman runs with scissors __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-17-2003, 11:14 PM	#1303 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meridae'n likes to sniff hot rubber erasers on pencils. __________________ Google

06-18-2003, 01:51 AM	#1304 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Fremen collects cockroaches, in the faint hope that they will eventually become all the rage so he can sell them and get rich!!! __________________ ?

06-18-2003, 02:52 AM	#1306 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Midlandmadman has a doorknob phobia __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-18-2003, 02:59 AM	#1307 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	Meridae'n is actually from Maroubra Junction Hotel

06-18-2003, 03:28 AM	#1308 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	htd lives in a tree...no, a shrub...no, a plant...no, a flower... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-18-2003, 03:47 AM	#1309 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	uncle phil pisses on his feet in the shower for good luck... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-18-2003, 04:06 AM	#1311 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Freman copies the three word story and reads it to his kids at bedtime every night.

06-18-2003, 04:18 AM	#1312 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe got his name from the numerous trips around town in the paddy wagon naughty boy............ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-18-2003, 04:23 AM	#1313 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	flyman actually had his wings cut off several years ago by paddyjoe while in prison so that he would have a 'buddy'. __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-18-2003, 04:31 AM	#1314 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	eyeseepeedude has never grown pubic hair... quite aerodynamic __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-18-2003, 05:10 AM	#1315 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meridae'n tries on kids clothes after everybody goes to bed. __________________ Google

06-18-2003, 05:12 AM	#1316 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fremen used to get nailed by the cops with paddyjoe until he escaped... now he's a fremen __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-18-2003, 05:17 AM	#1317 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman once had a date with a woman named Dave. __________________ Google