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Meridae'n · 06-15-2003, 04:32 PM

Mr.Deflok watched 'Highway to Heaven' religiously

uncle phil · 06-15-2003, 04:54 PM

meridae'n dreams of kings cross...

bundy · 06-15-2003, 04:58 PM

phil not only thinks that 'Touched By An Angel' is a great show, he also thinks its based on real events.

splck · 06-15-2003, 05:03 PM

bundy likes to play with warm mayonaise.

Meridae'n · 06-15-2003, 05:49 PM

splck never tips

Stiltzkin · 06-15-2003, 06:29 PM

Meridae'n believes the burnt-out lightbulb on his porch is actually Egyptian god Ra. He gets on his knees and prays to it each night. Neighbors casually walk by and pretend not to notice (thats right, neighbors walk around at night

)

richeee · 06-15-2003, 07:38 PM

Stiltzkin knows ALL about Meridae'n's "burnt out" porch light! Don't you, Stiltzkin?!! 'Fess up, man!

Meridae'n · 06-15-2003, 09:55 PM

richeee eats his food analy...

Opiate · 06-16-2003, 12:00 AM

Meridae'n gets off when he watches richee eat his food....

bundy · 06-16-2003, 12:24 AM

opiate operates a Mr Whipee ice cream truck which really sells home videos of Meri belting his bishop instead of ice cream.

go aussie go!

Mr.Deflok · 06-16-2003, 12:36 AM

bundy has a mutant army of giant Koala he plans on unleashing upon the innocent peoples of Tasmania.

uncle phil · 06-16-2003, 03:19 AM

def lok dreams of janet reno cavorting in elysian fields wearing nothing but a frown...

Fly · 06-16-2003, 05:15 AM

uncle phil wants to sleep with all the hot chicks in bundy's av....

Fremen · 06-16-2003, 07:51 AM

flyman has slept with all the women in bundy's avvy.

Midlandmadman · 06-16-2003, 07:56 AM

Fremen has the distinction of being the only person to fully inhale the gas from an ophra winfrey tacobell grande fart!!!! (rumor has it he enjoyed it!!)

Troublebot · 06-16-2003, 10:30 AM

Midlandmadman acts as a serving tray for Oprah's Taco Bell Grandes by lying, naked, on her coffee table while she eats them off his chest.

Sometimes the cheese singes his chest hairs.

uncle phil · 06-16-2003, 12:17 PM

tb saves boogers in peanut butter jars...

eyeseepeedude · 06-16-2003, 12:37 PM

uncle phil jerks off to his avatar...

Pheatius · 06-16-2003, 01:11 PM

So does eyeseepeedude. You may say to yourself, "But Pheatius, eyeseepeedude does not have an Avatar, so surely you mean that he wattles his wick while watching Uncle Phil's Avatar." You would be wrong!!! eyeseepeedude does have an avatar, it is only 1x1 pixels and eyeseepeedude has a much more active imagination.

Meridae'n · 06-16-2003, 02:59 PM

Pheatius squats to piss

bundy · 06-16-2003, 04:41 PM

Meri likes the smell of old beer soaked carpet. its 10.30am and he's in the Coogee Bay already!

queedo · 06-16-2003, 05:23 PM

Meridae'n stockpiles chocolate pudding and when people ask him why he says:

"Shhhh Baby, ain't none of your concern"

Mr.Deflok · 06-16-2003, 06:39 PM

queedo's idea of love juice is diping his dick into a glass of OJ while singing "It's Raining Men"

richeee · 06-16-2003, 06:52 PM

Bones once impaled himself on the world's largest kielbasa!

He smiled like a baby!!!
Bones's Kielbasa!!!

queedo · 06-16-2003, 07:14 PM

richeee Will do anything for god money, just tell him what you want him to do!

bundy · 06-16-2003, 10:26 PM

queedo likes to hunt in a pack.
thats why he felt the need to further insult Meri rather than launch a serparate attack towards me. (look up)

Meridae'n · 06-16-2003, 11:35 PM

bundy's favourite pub is the Albury Hotel in Paddington...

Mr.Deflok · 06-17-2003, 12:32 AM

Meridae'n still believes in the Tooth Faery.

uncle phil · 06-17-2003, 03:51 AM

def lok steals the money from under meridae'n's pillow...

Meridae'n · 06-17-2003, 03:54 AM

uncle phil spent the late 80's walking around talking like Knightrider...

bundy · 06-17-2003, 04:20 AM

Meri enjoys the work of Larry Emdur - in fact he's so excited that The Price Is Right is returning to tv that he's bought a front row seat for the shows entire season. Of course, he had to sell his front row seat on the Wheel Of Fortune set to afford it. Now he's going to be able to enjoy Larrys golden smile all year!!!

Meridae'n · 06-17-2003, 04:21 AM

bundy lives in Mt Druitt

bundy · 06-17-2003, 04:27 AM

Meri lives in Rooty Hill

Meridae'n · 06-17-2003, 04:30 AM

Best RSL in the land!

bundy is scared of Central Station...

Midlandmadman · 06-17-2003, 04:32 AM

meridae'n once tried to fashion a love doll out of straw!

bundy · 06-17-2003, 04:45 AM

midlandmadman is upset that Meri's love doll wasn't fashioned on him.

KWSN · 06-17-2003, 04:48 AM

bundy is a honky and keeps stealing my funk.

Pyrate · 06-17-2003, 04:51 AM

KWSN really stands for..

Kinky Wanking Soothes Nerves!!!

bundy · 06-17-2003, 04:56 AM

Pyrate hangs around trafalgar square flashing his dirty bits at Aussie tourists.

Fly · 06-17-2003, 05:07 AM

and that aussie tourist just happens to be bundy.

right mate.....fro some shrimp on the barbie eh.

06-15-2003, 04:32 PM	#1241 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Mr.Deflok watched 'Highway to Heaven' religiously __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-15-2003, 04:54 PM	#1242 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	meridae'n dreams of kings cross... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-15-2003, 04:58 PM	#1243 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	phil not only thinks that 'Touched By An Angel' is a great show, he also thinks its based on real events. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-15-2003, 05:03 PM	#1244 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	bundy likes to play with warm mayonaise. __________________ nice line eh?

06-15-2003, 05:49 PM	#1245 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	splck never tips __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-15-2003, 06:29 PM	#1246 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Meridae'n believes the burnt-out lightbulb on his porch is actually Egyptian god Ra. He gets on his knees and prays to it each night. Neighbors casually walk by and pretend not to notice (thats right, neighbors walk around at night ) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-15-2003, 07:38 PM	#1247 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Stiltzkin knows ALL about Meridae'n's "burnt out" porch light! Don't you, Stiltzkin?!! 'Fess up, man! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-15-2003, 09:55 PM	#1248 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	richeee eats his food analy... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 06-15-2003 at 09:59 PM..

06-16-2003, 12:00 AM	#1249 (permalink)
Opiate Tilted Location: Melbourne	Meridae'n gets off when he watches richee eat his food.... __________________ when i am king, you will be first against the wall...

06-16-2003, 12:24 AM	#1250 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	opiate operates a Mr Whipee ice cream truck which really sells home videos of Meri belting his bishop instead of ice cream. go aussie go! __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-16-2003, 12:36 AM	#1251 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	bundy has a mutant army of giant Koala he plans on unleashing upon the innocent peoples of Tasmania.

06-16-2003, 03:19 AM	#1252 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	def lok dreams of janet reno cavorting in elysian fields wearing nothing but a frown... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-16-2003, 05:15 AM	#1253 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil wants to sleep with all the hot chicks in bundy's av.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-16-2003, 07:51 AM	#1254 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman has slept with all the women in bundy's avvy. __________________ Google

06-16-2003, 07:56 AM	#1255 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Fremen has the distinction of being the only person to fully inhale the gas from an ophra winfrey tacobell grande fart!!!! (rumor has it he enjoyed it!!) __________________ Its good to be back.

06-16-2003, 10:30 AM	#1256 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Midlandmadman acts as a serving tray for Oprah's Taco Bell Grandes by lying, naked, on her coffee table while she eats them off his chest. Sometimes the cheese singes his chest hairs. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

06-16-2003, 12:17 PM	#1257 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	tb saves boogers in peanut butter jars... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-16-2003, 12:37 PM	#1258 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	uncle phil jerks off to his avatar... __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-16-2003, 01:11 PM	#1259 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	So does eyeseepeedude. You may say to yourself, "But Pheatius, eyeseepeedude does not have an Avatar, so surely you mean that he wattles his wick while watching Uncle Phil's Avatar." You would be wrong!!! eyeseepeedude does have an avatar, it is only 1x1 pixels and eyeseepeedude has a much more active imagination. Last edited by Pheatius; 06-16-2003 at 01:16 PM..

06-16-2003, 02:59 PM	#1260 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Pheatius squats to piss __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-16-2003, 04:41 PM	#1261 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri likes the smell of old beer soaked carpet. its 10.30am and he's in the Coogee Bay already! __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-16-2003, 05:23 PM	#1262 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Meridae'n stockpiles chocolate pudding and when people ask him why he says: "Shhhh Baby, ain't none of your concern" __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-16-2003, 06:39 PM	#1263 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	queedo's idea of love juice is diping his dick into a glass of OJ while singing "It's Raining Men"

06-16-2003, 06:52 PM	#1264 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Bones once impaled himself on the world's largest kielbasa! He smiled like a baby!!! Bones's Kielbasa!!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You? Last edited by richeee; 06-16-2003 at 06:55 PM..

06-16-2003, 07:14 PM	#1265 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	richeee Will do anything for god money, just tell him what you want him to do! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

06-16-2003, 10:26 PM	#1266 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	queedo likes to hunt in a pack. thats why he felt the need to further insult Meri rather than launch a serparate attack towards me. (look up) __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-16-2003, 11:35 PM	#1267 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy's favourite pub is the Albury Hotel in Paddington... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-17-2003, 12:32 AM	#1268 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Meridae'n still believes in the Tooth Faery.

06-17-2003, 03:51 AM	#1269 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	def lok steals the money from under meridae'n's pillow... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-17-2003, 03:54 AM	#1270 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	uncle phil spent the late 80's walking around talking like Knightrider... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-17-2003, 04:20 AM	#1271 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri enjoys the work of Larry Emdur - in fact he's so excited that The Price Is Right is returning to tv that he's bought a front row seat for the shows entire season. Of course, he had to sell his front row seat on the Wheel Of Fortune set to afford it. Now he's going to be able to enjoy Larrys golden smile all year!!! __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-17-2003, 04:21 AM	#1272 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy lives in Mt Druitt __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-17-2003, 04:27 AM	#1273 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri lives in Rooty Hill __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-17-2003, 04:30 AM	#1274 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Best RSL in the land! bundy is scared of Central Station... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-17-2003, 04:32 AM	#1275 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	meridae'n once tried to fashion a love doll out of straw! __________________ Its good to be back.