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Old 06-09-2003, 12:58 PM   #1001 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:05 PM   #1002 (permalink)
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"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:07 PM   #1003 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:13 PM   #1004 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:13 PM   #1005 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:15 PM   #1006 (permalink)
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:15 PM   #1007 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:16 PM   #1008 (permalink)
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As does Stiltzkin but he can't help it. I am just so good. Also ... I guess he is gay or something.
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"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:16 PM   #1009 (permalink)
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BBtB, dammit... sneaking around like that, just because you failed "The Farm" doesnt mean you keep trying.
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:18 PM   #1010 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:23 PM   #1011 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:27 PM   #1012 (permalink)
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MonkeyMan was actually a monkey woman... TaiModan wishes to some day contruct a building made entirely out of moustache hairs, and he is going to call it, "Ode to Geraldo Rivera"
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Old 06-09-2003, 03:46 PM   #1013 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 03:50 PM   #1014 (permalink)
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Meridae'n is immortalised as the only man to ever enjoy "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya sisterhood"

He even has a Ya Ya
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Old 06-09-2003, 03:58 PM   #1015 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:03 PM   #1016 (permalink)
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Meridae'n used to do bad bad things to his decipticon figurines. he never did go in for those goody goody autobots.
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:10 PM   #1017 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:21 PM   #1018 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:27 PM   #1019 (permalink)
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the size of megatron was larger than meridae'n's ...well let just say that he is very embarassed about it.
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:53 PM   #1020 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:24 PM   #1021 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:34 PM   #1022 (permalink)
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Meridae'n once ate a whole bowl of mayonnaise to see KoRn backstage. Yup, that was him.
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:48 PM   #1023 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:08 PM   #1024 (permalink)
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jive050488 goes to Hooters, sits down, stares at some ass for a while, leaves a tip, and takes off. Weird.
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:51 PM   #1025 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin likes his women like he likes his meat, fatty!!!!! Whats up with that, seriously?
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:17 PM   #1026 (permalink)
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jive050488 is just saying that because he is trying to cover up his fetishes. all of them
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:19 PM   #1027 (permalink)
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3leggedfrog once went to a McD's and ordered 20 burgers for himself. When he was on his last one, he noticed a rat tail sticking out of a burger, and then came to the realization that he had just finished eating 19 rat burgers. He finished up the last one, and asked for 20 more. Truly weird.

By the way, whats wrong with fatty women, huh? So long as she's not morbidly obese. I mean a little bit of fat can be cute, and being a little fat is better being extremely skinny and... well this conversation is best suited for another thread.
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:24 PM   #1028 (permalink)
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i have had rat before as well as dog nothing wrong with that. lol

anyway on Wednesdays Stiltzkin like to go to the garbage heap looking for old soiled panties.
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:25 PM   #1029 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:30 PM   #1030 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin awoke one morning with the entire band of Kiss all around him waving their tongues at him. Apoligizing to them that he 'didn't bend that way', he then motioned for the 20 groupies that were behind Kiss to come over . . .
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:11 PM   #1031 (permalink)
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The Mac God thinks the coolest way to smoke anything is through his nose. His sinus cavities are completely burnt as he has spent several years smoking weed through his nostrils...
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:01 PM   #1032 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:14 PM   #1033 (permalink)
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Fuck yeah baby! ::spanks a goat:: Ahem.

Mr.Deflok has actually tried sticking feathers up his butt. He felt like a chicken for a little while, until he tried blending in to a chicken coop, then things went really bad...
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:18 PM   #1034 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:25 PM   #1035 (permalink)
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Mr Deflok wrote that one chumpawamba song.

"I get knocked down I get up again. You aint ever going to get me down!"
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:45 PM   #1036 (permalink)
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BBtB jams out hard to that song. He once became so emotional with that song that he ended up running naked in the streets while listening to it on his headphones...

Also BBtB doesn't really stand for BobBoBtheBob, it really stands for "Better Bend than Break". Das right, old Chinese proverb... or something.
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:15 PM   #1037 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:18 PM   #1038 (permalink)
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:23 PM   #1039 (permalink)
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meridae'ns dad is still a virgin. the pizza boy isn't
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:24 PM   #1040 (permalink)
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but of course, didnt you know Jesus has a little brother? I dont really talk to my family much though... they're a little too high and mighty be good...

ANYHOW... Meridae'n has dreams of winning the world record for longest surfing online... for pictures of chickens....


I need sleep.
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