06-17-2006, 05:43 AM | #6922 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Flyman really doesn't smoke pot. In fact, he couldn't even distinguish it's smell from burning autumn leaves or some patchouli incense.
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06-19-2006, 02:53 PM | #6923 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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the med never cuts her hair...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-19-2006, 11:09 PM | #6925 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Since I live with and soon will be Mr. Lady Sage.... I can let you in on her truly worst secret................
Lady Sage ......... still believes in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus..... and has a fixation for the old Rankin and Bass holiday cartoons.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
06-20-2006, 04:09 AM | #6926 (permalink) | |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Lets not forget my extreme dislike for holidays in general Mr. Pan however ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy! HE had a love affair with the tooth fairy! Oh yes he did of course it was before me so I dont care. And, and , and he was abused by vegetables when he was a small child and therefore refuses to eat them now. Oh woe is me trying to cook! *sobs inconsolably* |
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06-20-2006, 12:49 PM | #6927 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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LS only owns two pair of shoes...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-20-2006, 03:08 PM | #6928 (permalink) | |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Alas, Phil has a plan to marry only women named Marilyn and to name all female children Marilyn Jean. In the event he has a boy he wants to name him... Norman. |
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06-21-2006, 01:19 PM | #6929 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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Norman
John D. Loudermilk Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo Norman, Norman my love Jimmy called me on the phone But I was gone, not at home 'Cause I was out parked all alone With darlin' Norman Bill invited me to a show But I said "no, cannot go There's a dress that I've got to sew And wear for Norman" Norman holds me close to him Norman kisses me, and then Norman knows my heart belongs to him, and him, and only him, oh Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo Norman, Norman my love Joey asked me for a date He wanted to take me out to skate But I told Joey he would have to make Arrangements with Norman Norman is my only love Norman's all I'm thinking of Norman gives me all his lovin', kissin', huggin', lovey dovin' Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo Norman, Norman my love sorry, had to be done... meanwhile, back at the ranch, LS, not recognizing the lone ranger in his disguise as a pool table, racked his balls...twice...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-21-2006, 04:58 PM | #6930 (permalink) |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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Uncle Phil is actually Lady Sage, and has been talking to himself for the last day.
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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me. |
06-22-2006, 08:13 AM | #6933 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Ah if only you knew how true that was Zeraph.
Would ya believe Zeraph was once abducted by aliens? Alright then..... Zeraph was once mistaken by the FBI as an alien after running naked through the Atlanta airport at 5PM on a Friday, claiming that Earthlings were to soon be conquered by his race.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
06-22-2006, 09:18 AM | #6934 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Pan enjoys multiple personality disorder and frequent delusions. Much to my demise he is in denial about taking his meds and well..... here he is. He is also adept at picking locks hence his finding his way online to torment you poor people.
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06-22-2006, 01:03 PM | #6935 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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LS whistles when she snores...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-23-2006, 04:54 AM | #6936 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Yanno... I thought that was you collecting dust in the corner of my room watching me sleep...
Phils biggest ambition is to be a professional stalker and maybe one day work for the CIA as a (cue the music) secret ..........agent man! |
06-23-2006, 05:08 AM | #6937 (permalink) |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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Lady Sage has a panic room-style room in her place, but instead of going there to get away from intruders, she goes there to watch the 25 different TV sets. The TV sets are not only security monitors, they get broadcasts from all over the world... her favorite show is an Egyptian sitcom featuring a mummy and the trials and tribulations that he goes through in day-to-day life.
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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me. |
06-23-2006, 03:51 PM | #6939 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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shalafi has never been to the "best" coast of florida...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-23-2006, 04:50 PM | #6941 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Lady Sage likes to cook in the nude (except her apron of course) and give her neighbors a show...
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa |
06-24-2006, 04:53 AM | #6945 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Actually... my pet rat died two days ago
Fremen needs the mice in his trousers to make church interesting... Paddyjoe really only grows that goatee as a flavor saver.... that way he can lick his lips at any time and revisit that sinfully good cheeseburger. (and you people thought it was gonna be dirty -for shame) *giggles* |
06-24-2006, 08:13 AM | #6948 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Cali once went to Catalina Island expecting to find it inhabited solely by cats named Leena.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
06-24-2006, 09:26 AM | #6949 (permalink) |
Rookie
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Secretly Pan likes to keep down the little man.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips |
06-24-2006, 09:39 AM | #6950 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Gatorade once had a sex filled weekend with a famous woman (who's name cannot be mentioned...... just the initials L.L.) only to find that she eats Oreos in bed and leaves crumbs all over the sheets.
For that Gator had to kick her out of bed and refuse her marriage proposal..... guess the sex just wasn't worth cookie crumbs in bed.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
06-24-2006, 09:40 AM | #6951 (permalink) |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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Gatorade Frost is a gay democrat.
Edit: pan, you're too quick. pan is a tight-assed republican.
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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me. Last edited by CaliLivChick; 06-24-2006 at 09:41 AM.. Reason: pan beat me to it |
06-24-2006, 09:51 AM | #6952 (permalink) |
Illusionary
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Liv is actually....a Guy, though he plays a woman on TV. Such skill is seldom seen in the Soap Opera circuit
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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha |
06-24-2006, 09:52 AM | #6953 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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edited and placed below
Now Tech is the fast one....... Tech was seen once streaking down Madison Avenue in NYC..... he was approached by many transvestites and it caused him to question his own sexuality..... however briefly.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" Last edited by pan6467; 06-24-2006 at 09:55 AM.. |
06-24-2006, 09:54 AM | #6954 (permalink) |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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tec has illusions of grandeur... he thinks he runs Moe's
the actuality is, women run everything... I should know, I'm a guy, and I don't run anything. Edit: I'm going to wait until pan goes to bed before posting again... pan is known to the rest of the world as George W. Bush.
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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me. Last edited by CaliLivChick; 06-24-2006 at 09:55 AM.. Reason: damnit pan! |
06-24-2006, 09:55 AM | #6955 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Cali once bought some badass weed, thought he was Brad Pitt spent the night with a drunk Jennifer Aniston and is the true reason Jennifer and Brad got divorced.
Oh yeah, Cali..... I had to edit because Tech was too fast and then edit again when I found out you were a man.....lol oopsy
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" Last edited by pan6467; 06-24-2006 at 09:58 AM.. |
06-24-2006, 12:40 PM | #6957 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Oh good gods have mercy on my soul!!!!!
My future husband is a republican? Thats it! I am gonna get you! Oh no! He's George Bush? The wedding is off!!!!!!!!! I refuse to marry a *censored censored censored censor* Steelers fan? Oh youre out of the will now!!!!!!!! Paddyjoe is a vegan with cannibalistic urges *gasp* |
06-25-2006, 05:47 AM | #6958 (permalink) |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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*looks around for pan, and doesn't see him at the moment... hopes he's not wearing a cloak of invisibility...
Lady Sage, it's okay that your "future" husband is George W. Bush, because, and I'm sorry for spilling the beans on this one, the rest of the world knows you as Laura Bush... you can drop the "future" act now...
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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me. |
06-25-2006, 10:24 AM | #6960 (permalink) | |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Lady Sage knows a lot about Barney..... she is a Barney the Dinosaur groupie and sleeps with a cut out of Barney Fife....
In fact in role playing bad games she'll scream "get your bullet out of your pocket and shoot me baby" PS: Paddy this was hitting way below the belt ......... Quote:
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" Last edited by pan6467; 06-25-2006 at 10:27 AM.. |
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