Norman
John D. Loudermilk
Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo
Norman, Norman my love
Jimmy called me on the phone
But I was gone, not at home
'Cause I was out parked all alone
With darlin' Norman
Bill invited me to a show
But I said "no, cannot go
There's a dress that I've got to sew
And wear for Norman"
Norman holds me close to him
Norman kisses me, and then
Norman knows my heart belongs to him, and him, and only him, oh
Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo
Norman, Norman my love
Joey asked me for a date
He wanted to take me out to skate
But I told Joey he would have to make
Arrangements with Norman
Norman is my only love
Norman's all I'm thinking of
Norman gives me all his lovin', kissin', huggin', lovey dovin'
Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo
Norman, Norman my love
sorry, had to be done...
meanwhile, back at the ranch, LS, not recognizing the lone ranger in his disguise as a pool table, racked his balls...twice...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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