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Old 08-26-2004, 07:55 PM   #4921 (permalink)
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the reason GH is able to levitate like that,is because he was a major player in the "Canada Arm".........he's out there as we speak....


can you hear it?
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:23 PM   #4922 (permalink)
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flyman really hates maryjane.
he can't stand that bitch.
yet he bakes her some brownies every morning...

...go figure.
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:05 AM   #4923 (permalink)
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bernadettie spaghetti had a brief, but passionate affair with Elton John back in the late eighties.
she broke his little sequined heart when she left him for Burt Bacharach.

he went on to pen the classic song, I guess thats why they call it the blues...

bernie once told me that it was his darling little sequin yankee baseball outfit that made her go forth and seduce him... but she swears she wasn't to blame for bringing him out of the closet.
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:26 AM   #4924 (permalink)
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bundy got sir elton to come outta the closet......see elton and bundy would usually hang with paddyjoe, the closet gnome'.....over at phil's house,they'd all wait to see the newest line of sleeper jammies that phil would prance around his bedroom in.




(tell me that ain't a freakin' TRiple Whammy baby......go ahead...tell me)
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:32 AM   #4925 (permalink)
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flyman's anti-hallucination treatment program down at the clinic has thus far proven unsuccesful.
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:27 PM   #4926 (permalink)
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only because pj keeps smuggling in those mushroom-laced GCAs...
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:50 PM   #4927 (permalink)
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Which phil smuggles in from his across-the-sea sweatshops that are staffed and run by overly enthusiastic pygmies that like to play hide the salami with their vienna sausages.
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:20 PM   #4928 (permalink)
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Yes, those same Vienna sausages that were finally canned and shipped to Fremens favorite Piggly-Wiggly.

Snack time was never quite so delicious, was it Fre?
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:43 PM   #4929 (permalink)
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Snack time was never quite so delicious, was it Fre?
Hmm-mmmm, boy howdy!


pj likes to make a broth with his weiner and sell it at the Y.
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Old 08-29-2004, 05:57 AM   #4930 (permalink)
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Fremen likes to collect different types of wiener broths.

he makes really good soups for his buddies,and snickers the whole time they eat it.


he especially likes it when they blow on it.........to cool it down.
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Old 08-29-2004, 08:39 AM   #4931 (permalink)
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Why does flyman always think photos like this:



gain him cool points.

Maybe Fremen can explain............................eh?
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Old 08-29-2004, 08:41 AM   #4932 (permalink)
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joe likes my ass so much.....that he posts it often just to see it...........




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Old 08-30-2004, 12:32 PM   #4933 (permalink)
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in actuality, fly has two butt-cracks, but pj would never post that pic...
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Old 08-30-2004, 05:25 PM   #4934 (permalink)
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When Flyman posted a pic of himself with large zucchini, Unclephil had flashbacks to his days as a child on the farm. Seems his particular chore was to measure the circumference of each zucchini harvested-by dropping his trousers and....oh my, must I go on?
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Old 08-30-2004, 07:21 PM   #4935 (permalink)
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ng likes to stalk poor 'ol phil and fly here..........i'm thinkin' she's actually the chick that sits at the petro canada gas station every morning at 5 am,and tries to bum a smoke or a ride offa me......


the gall eh!!!
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Old 08-30-2004, 08:04 PM   #4936 (permalink)
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Fly stops at 5am every morning at the petro canada station to flash his double-crack bum and yells, "Wanna ride this, Baby? I'm smokin!!!" Unfortunately, after nights of weed and rock'n'roll, he thinks that 75 year-old man in the rocking chair is me...
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Old 08-30-2004, 08:16 PM   #4937 (permalink)
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damn..........you even got the freakin' rockin' chair right...........pretty freaky!!!!


ng,unfortunately is quite delusional.........she figures we (as in phil and I)...don't see the game that has been put forth.........we (as in phil and I).....know that she is either here(my place) or there (phil's place) with videocams,digicams,audio,....and full blow recording of our whole lives.........


*damn dear,...........can i see the tapes too?*
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Old 08-30-2004, 09:50 PM   #4938 (permalink)
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fly anticipates ng's taping sessions by greasing himself all over with cooking spray and then rolling in chocolate sprinkles.
You all know where he gets the whipped 'cream' from to put on top, right?
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Old 08-31-2004, 12:14 PM   #4939 (permalink)
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and fre supplies the "cherry...", if ya know what i mean...
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Old 08-31-2004, 12:35 PM   #4940 (permalink)
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Phil supplies the spoon....if ya know what I mean.....
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:28 PM   #4941 (permalink)
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ng has been known to sleep in her "cruiser," if ya know what i mean...
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:16 PM   #4942 (permalink)
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phil's main obbsession is sewing (by hand) sleeper jammies in the passenger side of his corvette.

with three dog night on the radio...........a.m. radio too i might add.
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:53 AM   #4943 (permalink)
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flyman is actually addicted to smoking Chinese Cabbage then watching taped episodes of the Jackie Chan cartoons and screaming sexual innuendoes at the television in an exceedingly poor Chinese accent...
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Old 09-02-2004, 10:55 AM   #4944 (permalink)
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flyman is actually addicted to smoking Chinese Cabbage then watching taped episodes of the Jackie Chan cartoons and screaming sexual innuendoes at the television in an exceedingly poor Chinese accent...
Jeez...that's no secret



Really though, the only thing SpoilSport has spoiled lately, were his new suede panties.

Spoiled or soiled, take your pick.
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Old 09-02-2004, 11:01 AM   #4945 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2004, 11:25 AM   #4946 (permalink)
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Which narf! likes to act out the parts of while wearing Spoil's soiled suede panties that flyman just finished using for a seed sorter.

Triple play! *bam!*
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Old 09-02-2004, 12:21 PM   #4947 (permalink)
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fre really did model the sleeper jammies in my avatar before he dressed marilyn with them...
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:15 PM   #4948 (permalink)
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What unc. p. doesn't know is, Marilyn slipped inside with me in those extremely stretchy pair of jammies.
Good manufacturing job, phil.
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:28 PM   #4949 (permalink)
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PJ told me that Fremen is also a card carrying member of Uncle Phil's Good Gay Club. not only that, but he's the Clubs secretary.
interestingly, and once again from PJ, it was Fremen's veto vote that blocked Flyman, Bernie, Munky and ngdawg from joining the club earlier this year.
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Old 09-05-2004, 05:53 AM   #4950 (permalink)
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Then cried for three solid hours.
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Old 09-05-2004, 01:49 PM   #4951 (permalink)
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crack once did the splits for three solid hours while crying in his beer...
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Old 09-05-2004, 02:03 PM   #4952 (permalink)
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Femen spills the water of his enemies with his crisknife upon the the Arakeen sand.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:05 PM   #4953 (permalink)
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bp watches fre spill that water...
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:32 AM   #4954 (permalink)
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Unclephil spilled the wine
He did not, however, take that pearl....

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Old 09-08-2004, 08:40 AM   #4955 (permalink)
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ngdawg is my evil, yet much more attractive twin

(spend some time with us in chat - you'll see)
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:56 AM   #4956 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:59 AM   #4957 (permalink)
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many would doubt that I had a heart to begin with...
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:02 AM   #4958 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 12:53 PM   #4959 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:35 PM   #4960 (permalink)
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