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eggers · 06-28-2004, 03:09 PM

Wonderwench also has identity issues. She thinks she is William Shatner.

SixEdxMia · 06-28-2004, 03:13 PM

Eggers IS william shatner,and is sick of wonder sucking up his profits for endorsements and the like..

eggers · 06-28-2004, 03:19 PM

*never mind*

Fly · 06-28-2004, 04:39 PM

eggers........deep down,.......hates omelettes

more of a sausage kind of guy eh.

it's cuz of all the sausage parties he goes too.

eggers · 06-28-2004, 04:44 PM

Flyman smokes marijuana...

...out of some dudes ass.

Fremen · 06-28-2004, 04:46 PM

eggers pools his lunch money with his buddies and rents a $15 hooker for lunch.

eggers · 06-28-2004, 04:53 PM

Freman thinks my $20 hooker costs $15.

Fly · 06-28-2004, 06:59 PM

the $20.00 hookers that eggers gets..........are the one's that Fremen hooks him up with.

that way.......Fremen makes $5.00 off of a $20.00 ho....

Fremen · 06-28-2004, 07:08 PM

fly would get him a $20 hooker, but I think splck stole his balls again. *ouchy-wawa*

Fly · 06-28-2004, 07:18 PM

Fremen is jealous of splck for stealing my balls cuz he wanted to put a new set on the dildo bong.

SixEdxMia · 06-28-2004, 07:24 PM

I already know all of flymans secrets... (remember you owe me nine bucks)

Did you guys see eggers call me fat?!?!?

I'm going to get high and eat something to drown my sorrows.

kurtisj · 06-28-2004, 07:57 PM

six hates peetster

SixEdxMia · 06-28-2004, 09:27 PM

*gasp*

Kurtisj is extremly jealous of my BIG Peetster.

Fremen · 06-28-2004, 09:42 PM

Six usually calls him Peester when she drinks too much.

Peetster · 06-29-2004, 04:18 AM

I can not believe that you guys have caused me to warn a nonsense thread. Yet, here we are.

Playful bitch slapping, as it were, is fine. Outright insults and taunts are not, and will earn you an official warning. That's not something I suggest you want to start collecting.

I considered closing this thread, but decided instead to allow you an opportunity to bring it back to where it should be.

You do not want to piss me off. I can be... cranky.

energus · 06-29-2004, 04:28 AM

Peetster is affraid of the dark

(can not get any darker a secret)

that or he is afraid of bath tubs.

pig · 06-29-2004, 08:02 AM

energus has a rather large collection of hamsters he stole from a travelling Malaysian circus, which he has trained to walk around his house in small Barbi-sized togas. The largest and most vicious frequently sneaks up on him and stabs him with a toothpick, so that energus can reply, "et tu, Brute?" as though he was perplexed and caught-off guard....and not as though he was forced to give Brutus extra cheese for a month to teach him to attack.

uncle phil · 06-29-2004, 01:31 PM

the pigster bites the bottoms out of his ice cream cones...

wonderwench · 06-29-2004, 01:37 PM

uncle phil speaks in tongues and is a snake handler.

pig · 06-29-2004, 01:38 PM

phil only says that because I work parttime in an ice-cream parlor near uncle phil's neighborhood. One time (just the once, I swear!) phil came in, I bit out the bottom of his cone, then put in his double scoop butterscotch and haggis flavored combo, wrapped the bottom in napkins, and give it back to him. He walked around already with people thinking he'd been having sex with a goat and just hadn't cleaned up. I think he was sort of mad about it for a while. Sorry, man.

...edited for wonderwench beating me to the punch...
Wonderwench was the one who told him he had a problem...neither one will fess up how she found it was ice-cream...

(note: after the earlier problems, I'm not even touching that "speaking in tounges and snake-handling business...)

paddyjoe · 06-29-2004, 01:57 PM

pigglet secretly feasts on pulled-pork sandwiches.

in church

on the full moon

uncle phil · 06-29-2004, 02:21 PM

(damn, i love-pulled pork sammiches...)

PJ is the nicest, sweetest, most...(oops, sorry, wrong thread)

PJ once threw an iceball at a Genny beer truck...

Peetster · 06-29-2004, 03:21 PM

Phil owns stock in Genocide Screaming Ale.

Their motto: "No two batches ever come out exactly the same"

uncle phil · 06-29-2004, 03:41 PM

(must be what's wrong with me...but i seriously LOVED 12-horse ale...)

pete counts beans for a living, but that may change shortly...(he hopes...)

paddyjoe · 06-29-2004, 05:34 PM

Grandma Brown once hired uncle phil as her bean counter, but, due to the disapperance of the beanage, coupled with the pungent green cloud in his office, had to let him go.

Dream job too, eh phil old boy.

Peetster · 06-29-2004, 06:16 PM

Paddy once believed an old schoolhouse chum that if he stuck a magical bean up *there* that it would help him to fly. Sadly, it didn't. But he carries it with him today.

Fly · 06-29-2004, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peetster
Paddy once believed an old schoolhouse chum that if he stuck a magical bean up *there* that it would help him to fly.

Peet,for some reason,wants joe to stick a bean in his "there region".......to somehow help him to me.

why?..........hell if i know.

this is a deep dark secret Peetster.........even darker than dark.

kurtisj · 06-29-2004, 09:03 PM

flyman is made of cinderblocks and old sneakers

mml · 06-29-2004, 09:19 PM

kurtisj enjoys hot honey enimas followed by excessive self-stimulation. I have been told it makes quite a sticky mess.

Fremen · 06-29-2004, 10:29 PM

mml secretly tapes these enema sessions to show his auto-mechanic how he would like his oil changed in the future.

Peetster · 06-30-2004, 01:24 AM

Fremen changes his oil every 4000 miles instead of the factory recommended 3000.

paddyjoe · 06-30-2004, 03:42 AM

Peetster has traveled to the far corners of the globe just to get turned down for dates.

uncle phil · 06-30-2004, 12:31 PM

pj once tried to water the xerox plant...from outside the fence...

Peetster · 06-30-2004, 01:29 PM

Phil held PJ's member for him as he tinkled on the xerox factory from outside the gate...

paddyjoe · 06-30-2004, 01:32 PM

Oh man you two are frickin SICK!!!

Peetster claimed he was the look-out, but actually danced a little jig and took digital photos of us.

Peetster · 06-30-2004, 01:49 PM

The photos will be on Wayside in about fifteen minutes.

Paddy's favorite beer is Coors Lite. In a can. At room temperature. Held lovingly in his old "Dukes of Hazard" coozie.

wonderwench · 06-30-2004, 02:15 PM

Peetster's favorite food is a lime green jello with spam.

SinisterMotives · 06-30-2004, 02:24 PM

Wenchie is afraid of screwing up her Macintosh.

Peetster · 06-30-2004, 02:42 PM

Sinister actually had sex with Wonder's Macintosh.

Ouchies.

pig · 06-30-2004, 05:33 PM

Peetster provided the modified external "interface" that Sinister used for that excursion with the Mac...from what I heard it took a lot of time and personal research for Peetster to develop that bit of technology.

06-28-2004, 03:13 PM	#4522 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Eggers IS william shatner,and is sick of wonder sucking up his profits for endorsements and the like.. __________________ Honey,We're home.

06-28-2004, 03:19 PM	#4523 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	never mind Last edited by Peetster; 06-29-2004 at 04:33 AM..

06-28-2004, 04:39 PM	#4524 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	eggers........deep down,.......hates omelettes more of a sausage kind of guy eh. it's cuz of all the sausage parties he goes too. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2004, 04:46 PM	#4526 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	eggers pools his lunch money with his buddies and rents a $15 hooker for lunch. __________________ Google

06-28-2004, 06:59 PM	#4528 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the $20.00 hookers that eggers gets..........are the one's that Fremen hooks him up with. that way.......Fremen makes $5.00 off of a $20.00 ho.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2004, 03:09 PM	#4521 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	Wonderwench also has identity issues. She thinks she is William Shatner.

06-28-2004, 04:44 PM	#4525 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	Flyman smokes marijuana... ...out of some dudes ass.

06-28-2004, 04:53 PM	#4527 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	Freman thinks my $20 hooker costs $15.

06-28-2004, 07:08 PM	#4529 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly would get him a $20 hooker, but I think splck stole his balls again. ouchy-wawa __________________ Google

06-28-2004, 07:18 PM	#4530 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen is jealous of splck for stealing my balls cuz he wanted to put a new set on the dildo bong. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2004, 07:24 PM	#4531 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	I already know all of flymans secrets... (remember you owe me nine bucks) Did you guys see eggers call me fat?!?!? I'm going to get high and eat something to drown my sorrows. __________________ Honey,We're home.

06-28-2004, 07:57 PM	#4532 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	six hates peetster __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

06-28-2004, 09:27 PM	#4533 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	gasp Kurtisj is extremly jealous of my BIG Peetster. __________________ Honey,We're home.

06-28-2004, 09:42 PM	#4534 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Six usually calls him Peester when she drinks too much. __________________ Google

06-29-2004, 04:18 AM	#4535 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	I can not believe that you guys have caused me to warn a nonsense thread. Yet, here we are. Playful bitch slapping, as it were, is fine. Outright insults and taunts are not, and will earn you an official warning. That's not something I suggest you want to start collecting. I considered closing this thread, but decided instead to allow you an opportunity to bring it back to where it should be. You do not want to piss me off. I can be... cranky.

06-29-2004, 01:31 PM	#4538 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the pigster bites the bottoms out of his ice cream cones... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2004, 02:21 PM	#4542 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(damn, i love-pulled pork sammiches...) PJ is the nicest, sweetest, most...(oops, sorry, wrong thread) PJ once threw an iceball at a Genny beer truck... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2004, 03:41 PM	#4544 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(must be what's wrong with me...but i seriously LOVED 12-horse ale...) pete counts beans for a living, but that may change shortly...(he hopes...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2004, 04:28 AM	#4536 (permalink)
energus Tilted Location: Alphen aan den Rijn, the Netherlands (find it on a map, it is there (somewhere))	Peetster is affraid of the dark (can not get any darker a secret) that or he is afraid of bath tubs. __________________ Somnia, terrores magicos, miracula, sagas, Nocturnus lemures, portentaque. Horace

06-29-2004, 08:02 AM	#4537 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	energus has a rather large collection of hamsters he stole from a travelling Malaysian circus, which he has trained to walk around his house in small Barbi-sized togas. The largest and most vicious frequently sneaks up on him and stabs him with a toothpick, so that energus can reply, "et tu, Brute?" as though he was perplexed and caught-off guard....and not as though he was forced to give Brutus extra cheese for a month to teach him to attack. __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

06-29-2004, 01:37 PM	#4539 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	uncle phil speaks in tongues and is a snake handler.

06-29-2004, 01:38 PM	#4540 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	phil only says that because I work parttime in an ice-cream parlor near uncle phil's neighborhood. One time (just the once, I swear!) phil came in, I bit out the bottom of his cone, then put in his double scoop butterscotch and haggis flavored combo, wrapped the bottom in napkins, and give it back to him. He walked around already with people thinking he'd been having sex with a goat and just hadn't cleaned up. I think he was sort of mad about it for a while. Sorry, man. ...edited for wonderwench beating me to the punch... Wonderwench was the one who told him he had a problem...neither one will fess up how she found it was ice-cream... (note: after the earlier problems, I'm not even touching that "speaking in tounges and snake-handling business...) __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style Last edited by pig; 06-29-2004 at 01:42 PM..

06-29-2004, 01:57 PM	#4541 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	pigglet secretly feasts on pulled-pork sandwiches. in church on the full moon

06-29-2004, 03:21 PM	#4543 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Phil owns stock in Genocide Screaming Ale. Their motto: "No two batches ever come out exactly the same"

06-29-2004, 05:34 PM	#4545 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Grandma Brown once hired uncle phil as her bean counter, but, due to the disapperance of the beanage, coupled with the pungent green cloud in his office, had to let him go. Dream job too, eh phil old boy.

06-29-2004, 06:16 PM	#4546 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Paddy once believed an old schoolhouse chum that if he stuck a magical bean up there that it would help him to fly. Sadly, it didn't. But he carries it with him today.

06-29-2004, 09:03 PM	#4548 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	flyman is made of cinderblocks and old sneakers __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

06-29-2004, 09:19 PM	#4549 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	kurtisj enjoys hot honey enimas followed by excessive self-stimulation. I have been told it makes quite a sticky mess. __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

06-29-2004, 10:29 PM	#4550 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	mml secretly tapes these enema sessions to show his auto-mechanic how he would like his oil changed in the future. __________________ Google

06-30-2004, 01:24 AM	#4551 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Fremen changes his oil every 4000 miles instead of the factory recommended 3000.

06-30-2004, 03:42 AM	#4552 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Peetster has traveled to the far corners of the globe just to get turned down for dates.

06-30-2004, 12:31 PM	#4553 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pj once tried to water the xerox plant...from outside the fence... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2004, 01:29 PM	#4554 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Phil held PJ's member for him as he tinkled on the xerox factory from outside the gate...

06-30-2004, 01:32 PM	#4555 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Oh man you two are frickin SICK!!! Peetster claimed he was the look-out, but actually danced a little jig and took digital photos of us.

06-30-2004, 01:49 PM	#4556 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	The photos will be on Wayside in about fifteen minutes. Paddy's favorite beer is Coors Lite. In a can. At room temperature. Held lovingly in his old "Dukes of Hazard" coozie.

06-30-2004, 02:15 PM	#4557 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	Peetster's favorite food is a lime green jello with spam.

06-30-2004, 02:24 PM	#4558 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	Wenchie is afraid of screwing up her Macintosh.

06-30-2004, 02:42 PM	#4559 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Sinister actually had sex with Wonder's Macintosh. Ouchies.