05-31-2004, 07:53 AM | #4209 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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the wagon master still has lewd dreams about his gym coach from sixth grade. women with dike cuts and cigarette-stained teeth really turn him on. he gets a noticable erection when he does his jumping jacks every morning.
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05-31-2004, 01:06 PM | #4211 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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First of all, she's not my "X"...she would be, but Six broke into my P.O. Box and stole the papers so I couldn't sign. Six was my former better half's maid of honor, and secretly always wanted to use WarWagon's repressed desires to barter her way into his heart. She knew that if we were split in the eyes of the Law, the Wagon of her Lust would rush into the locker room of Love, and she just couldn't tolerate that.
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05-31-2004, 02:36 PM | #4212 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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pig tells stories...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
05-31-2004, 10:19 PM | #4217 (permalink) |
<3 Peetster
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Such as your avatar?
Bundy tried out to be Michael J.Foxs' stunt double for The first Back to the Future movie,Little did bundy know they were looking for a professional,and despite all of his years as a ballerina he still couldn't go back in time.
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06-01-2004, 12:18 PM | #4221 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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the pigglet squeals when he's excited...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-01-2004, 02:54 PM | #4223 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Six had a side bet going on, speculating when uncle phil would lose his sleeper jammies during the race.
She didn't win 'cause he lost them on the starting line.
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06-01-2004, 03:09 PM | #4225 (permalink) |
<3 Peetster
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Oohh...I'm never gunna dance again..The way I danced with youuuuuuuu...
Pigglet eats pounds of marshmallows in one sitting. Don't tell him I sid he was chubby. : X
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06-01-2004, 03:34 PM | #4227 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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Hey, some people like plumpers....
Amethyst's secret desire is to spend a weekend with Alex Trebek in South Dakota, listening to him read the questions and answers off of Trivial Pursuit cards.
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06-01-2004, 07:25 PM | #4230 (permalink) |
<3 Peetster
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Pigglet has the overwhelming desire to send a copy of those films directly to my uh um...*Friends*... Email box.
Sixedxmia@hotmail.com. Where the hell is a pic of you pigglet? Are you a man.. A woman... A pigglet??? Don't forget to post yout butt.
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06-02-2004, 11:59 AM | #4233 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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6-ed plays with beans in her nose...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-02-2004, 01:44 PM | #4234 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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Uncle Phil snapped a nasty coke habit by snorting Lik-M-Aid candy soaked in gasoline.
***** me's bees a pigglet, for sure. pics? post my butt? hmmm...very demanding is the 6.
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