06-12-2004, 12:19 PM | #4362 (permalink) |
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Six is the one who hired the PI, so my information is gathered in a purely legitmate fashion. Peetster should know that, because she had to handle the passage of money between us for the "Prentender" transactions - all because of that stupid restraining order business. Every other envelope of Peetster's laundered cash I get for the Fremen Project has pictures of Peetster in a bubble bath playing with a little rubber ducky. Six gets so hot and bothered looking at them that she mixes them in with my $$$.
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06-13-2004, 09:18 AM | #4367 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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kurtis just bought four rad (to the max) pairs of Converse low-top allstars, and a pair of Thor-lo glow-in-the-dark running socks with his first $100...Peetster just PM'ed me and told me that he was a lima bean, and if I had sense, I'd stay away from Soul Food kitchens, because I probably am too...
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06-13-2004, 11:54 AM | #4369 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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Peetster knows all about pharaceuticals...his favorite thing to do on Sunday afternoons is to go back and forth between posting to the TFP and running to the restroom to give himself rock-salt enemas laced with vallium and speedballs, from a ziplock bag fixed with a decorative cake frosting nozzle. Hurry back and don't forget to wipe
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06-14-2004, 02:22 AM | #4370 (permalink) |
Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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Pigglet often wraps himself in blankets and then sticks his head in the oven so he can tell people that he "so totally baked"
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06-14-2004, 12:33 PM | #4371 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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gak was born on the eve of destruction...
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06-14-2004, 08:50 PM | #4372 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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Uncle Phil is a tireless and devoted recycler. He scrapes his underarm pits at night and saves up the unused gunk in a jar of Vaseline. He saves his special fragrance for hot dates and job interviews.
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06-15-2004, 04:41 AM | #4376 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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SixEdxMia is now wondering about the missing Barbie dolls from her childhood.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
06-15-2004, 10:49 AM | #4379 (permalink) |
Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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Peetster is actually a man obsessed with birds. In fact he has 15 different birds in his house. These birds do not have cages, in fact the fly around the house at a very whim. this makes it hard to meet people and entertain. While this depresses Peetster a bit he loves his birds too much to have it bother him. People at his work wonder why he comes to work with white stuff in his hair but he doesn't pay any attention to them.
Recently Peetster started dating the love of his life, a bird store owner. She had felt bad for him because of all the money that he spent at her store, so she asked him if she could at least buy him dinner with some of the money he has given her over the years. During their first date the two of them hit it off immediatly but wanted to take things slowly because they had both been burnt before. By the third date however, Peetster and his birdy lady had given up all hope of taking things slowly and wound up making passionate love at Peetsters house. Neither of them minded that the birds were bobbing their heads to the rythm of Peetsters thrusting, in fact they both noticed at the same time and just smiled to each other. Post coitus both of them snuggled into the bed and were content knowing that there were few, if any, other people who would be able to stand all the birds watching and that made them even more in love. Sooooo, in short Peetsters secret is that he loves it when birds watch him have sex.
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06-15-2004, 12:08 PM | #4380 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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rugger is long of wind...
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06-15-2004, 12:11 PM | #4381 (permalink) |
I'm baaaaack!
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Uncle Phil is not actually my uncle. In fact, I am not related to anyone named Phil.
I wonder why he thinks that? My only uncles are Jeff, Bill, and Kenny, and I am sure that none of them know how to work a computer, let alone get online. Maybe I have an aunt that I don't know about...
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06-15-2004, 03:29 PM | #4382 (permalink) | |
Right Now
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Rubyee, on the other hand, is actually Rudie, the little throw-away kid from the Cosby show. Grew up, had a problem with smack, got over it, got knocked up bt Erkyl and had his love child. They live in a van down by the river, and dream of one day owning a double wide. |
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06-15-2004, 05:06 PM | #4386 (permalink) |
Right Now
Location: Home
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Freeman has been secretly stealing Fly's pinkies, he has a major collection. He carefully lays them out on his bed and then rolls in them. They are not laundered. They..... smell. Fremen likes Fly's smell. He thinks it smells like... victory.
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06-15-2004, 09:10 PM | #4390 (permalink) |
Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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Gorilla is really Jane Goodall as her alter ego gorilla (she is not very creative). Jane is older but still likes to swing like the 20 year olds. The only thing is, she is really only attracted to really hairy males. This is ok except she keeps humping the shag carpet.
So, in short Gorilla is Jane Goodall with a fetish for the 70's
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06-16-2004, 12:53 AM | #4391 (permalink) |
Right Now
Location: Home
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It would appear that rugger is really a prepeubescent teen fixated on sexuality. He seems to lack the most basic of coping mechanisms to help him deal with sexual imagery. I have reported him to the mods where, after a thorough investigation, it will be revealed that he is either one of the Olson twins, or that he lives in the basement of the science building and uses duct tape regularly to fix his glasses.
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06-16-2004, 07:28 AM | #4392 (permalink) |
Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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Peetster actually grows very very large pumpkins competitively. Not widely known outside of the growing circuit, Peetster is actually a huge celebrity and has been featured on the cover of such publications as Grow, Huge, and I <3 Pumpkins. Out of the growers, Peetster is the only one that is able to do it full time. He makes his money with appearance fees and speaking dues. MTV is currently planning a True Life segment with Peetster in mind. He is hoping this will help him break into the big time. He will launch his line of overalls to coincide with his MTV special. We wish him luck.
In short, Peetster is a huge celeb. in the competitive pumpkin growing arena.
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06-16-2004, 11:02 AM | #4394 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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After years of working the land to cultivate his pumpkin patches, Peetster has developed unusually strong hands. He recently won the International Thumb Mud-Wresting competition, held in Tijuana at the half-time of a donkey show.
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06-16-2004, 11:46 AM | #4395 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the pigglet sleeps with two night-lights...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-17-2004, 12:34 PM | #4398 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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CL is still out in the woods looking for my sleeper jammie factory...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-17-2004, 12:37 PM | #4399 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Psssst.
*looks left* *looks right* Uncle Phil ain't nobodys uncle. Pass it on.
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06-17-2004, 03:07 PM | #4400 (permalink) |
Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Bill O'Rights is actually opposed to the first 10 Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.
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