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Old 06-12-2004, 11:24 AM   #4361 (permalink)
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Location: Peetster's house.
Peetster knows who this investigator is and keeps her around anyway,because shes hawt!
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Old 06-12-2004, 12:19 PM   #4362 (permalink)
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Six is the one who hired the PI, so my information is gathered in a purely legitmate fashion. Peetster should know that, because she had to handle the passage of money between us for the "Prentender" transactions - all because of that stupid restraining order business. Every other envelope of Peetster's laundered cash I get for the Fremen Project has pictures of Peetster in a bubble bath playing with a little rubber ducky. Six gets so hot and bothered looking at them that she mixes them in with my $$$.
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Old 06-12-2004, 08:03 PM   #4363 (permalink)
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the person above me has one hella vivid imagination.


...nice
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Old 06-12-2004, 09:14 PM   #4364 (permalink)
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Flyman is really SixEdxMia,Stoned as hell and wearing a cape...Pretending to be Canadian.
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Old 06-13-2004, 12:24 AM   #4365 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2004, 02:25 AM   #4366 (permalink)
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kurtisj works for the international lima bean council, where he gets paid $100 for each poor fool he can convince is a lima bean. Sadly, he's still broke.
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Old 06-13-2004, 09:18 AM   #4367 (permalink)
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kurtis just bought four rad (to the max) pairs of Converse low-top allstars, and a pair of Thor-lo glow-in-the-dark running socks with his first $100...Peetster just PM'ed me and told me that he was a lima bean, and if I had sense, I'd stay away from Soul Food kitchens, because I probably am too...
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:46 AM   #4368 (permalink)
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pigglet... should probably put the knife down and back slowly away from the pharmaceuticals.
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:54 AM   #4369 (permalink)
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Peetster knows all about pharaceuticals...his favorite thing to do on Sunday afternoons is to go back and forth between posting to the TFP and running to the restroom to give himself rock-salt enemas laced with vallium and speedballs, from a ziplock bag fixed with a decorative cake frosting nozzle. Hurry back and don't forget to wipe
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Old 06-14-2004, 02:22 AM   #4370 (permalink)
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Pigglet often wraps himself in blankets and then sticks his head in the oven so he can tell people that he "so totally baked"
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Old 06-14-2004, 12:33 PM   #4371 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2004, 08:50 PM   #4372 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil is a tireless and devoted recycler. He scrapes his underarm pits at night and saves up the unused gunk in a jar of Vaseline. He saves his special fragrance for hot dates and job interviews.
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:22 PM   #4373 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:21 AM   #4374 (permalink)
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Freman owns the largest collection of headless barbie dolls in the northern hemisphere. ( A kid down in Chille has a collection just a few barbie torsos bigger)
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:12 AM   #4375 (permalink)
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Midland has been plotting heavily to steal both collections,as he has the largest collection of various Barbie heads.
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:41 AM   #4376 (permalink)
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SixEdxMia is now wondering about the missing Barbie dolls from her childhood.
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Old 06-15-2004, 09:37 AM   #4377 (permalink)
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bill is actually alyson hannigan, undercover
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Old 06-15-2004, 10:22 AM   #4378 (permalink)
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kurtisj is actually Bill O', under the covers, with the blankets pulled up.
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Old 06-15-2004, 10:49 AM   #4379 (permalink)
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Peetster is actually a man obsessed with birds. In fact he has 15 different birds in his house. These birds do not have cages, in fact the fly around the house at a very whim. this makes it hard to meet people and entertain. While this depresses Peetster a bit he loves his birds too much to have it bother him. People at his work wonder why he comes to work with white stuff in his hair but he doesn't pay any attention to them.

Recently Peetster started dating the love of his life, a bird store owner. She had felt bad for him because of all the money that he spent at her store, so she asked him if she could at least buy him dinner with some of the money he has given her over the years.

During their first date the two of them hit it off immediatly but wanted to take things slowly because they had both been burnt before.

By the third date however, Peetster and his birdy lady had given up all hope of taking things slowly and wound up making passionate love at Peetsters house. Neither of them minded that the birds were bobbing their heads to the rythm of Peetsters thrusting, in fact they both noticed at the same time and just smiled to each other. Post coitus both of them snuggled into the bed and were content knowing that there were few, if any, other people who would be able to stand all the birds watching and that made them even more in love.

Sooooo, in short Peetsters secret is that he loves it when birds watch him have sex.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:08 PM   #4380 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:11 PM   #4381 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil is not actually my uncle. In fact, I am not related to anyone named Phil.

I wonder why he thinks that? My only uncles are Jeff, Bill, and Kenny, and I am sure that none of them know how to work a computer, let alone get online.

Maybe I have an aunt that I don't know about...
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Old 06-15-2004, 03:29 PM   #4382 (permalink)
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Originally posted by ruggerp11
Sooooo, in short Peetsters secret is that he loves it when birds watch him have sex.
OK, that was frickin awesome fiction. Very well layed out, good character development, I decided I love it. Thanks.

Rubyee, on the other hand, is actually Rudie, the little throw-away kid from the Cosby show. Grew up, had a problem with smack, got over it, got knocked up bt Erkyl and had his love child. They live in a van down by the river, and dream of one day owning a double wide.
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Old 06-15-2004, 03:43 PM   #4383 (permalink)
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Peetster likes me to come over wearing nothing but low fat frosting.

*chirp chirp,Sir*
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:18 PM   #4384 (permalink)
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Six is TWISTED............oooohhhh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:31 PM   #4385 (permalink)
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flyman has tighty-pinkies instead of tighty-whities.
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:06 PM   #4386 (permalink)
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Freeman has been secretly stealing Fly's pinkies, he has a major collection. He carefully lays them out on his bed and then rolls in them. They are not laundered. They..... smell. Fremen likes Fly's smell. He thinks it smells like... victory.
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:30 PM   #4387 (permalink)
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*chirp chirp, Sir*
Awesome.
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:06 PM   #4388 (permalink)
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Peetster is so.....into aromas,that he calls up Fremen for a pantie scratch and sniff contest.


they both hurt their nostrils on this one.
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:10 PM   #4389 (permalink)
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flyman once mistook a soiled diaper for old grandma panties.. but it's okay because they smelled better anyway.
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Old 06-15-2004, 09:10 PM   #4390 (permalink)
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Location: exploring my new home in SF
Gorilla is really Jane Goodall as her alter ego gorilla (she is not very creative). Jane is older but still likes to swing like the 20 year olds. The only thing is, she is really only attracted to really hairy males. This is ok except she keeps humping the shag carpet.

So, in short Gorilla is Jane Goodall with a fetish for the 70's
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:53 AM   #4391 (permalink)
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It would appear that rugger is really a prepeubescent teen fixated on sexuality. He seems to lack the most basic of coping mechanisms to help him deal with sexual imagery. I have reported him to the mods where, after a thorough investigation, it will be revealed that he is either one of the Olson twins, or that he lives in the basement of the science building and uses duct tape regularly to fix his glasses.
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:28 AM   #4392 (permalink)
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Peetster actually grows very very large pumpkins competitively. Not widely known outside of the growing circuit, Peetster is actually a huge celebrity and has been featured on the cover of such publications as Grow, Huge, and I <3 Pumpkins. Out of the growers, Peetster is the only one that is able to do it full time. He makes his money with appearance fees and speaking dues. MTV is currently planning a True Life segment with Peetster in mind. He is hoping this will help him break into the big time. He will launch his line of overalls to coincide with his MTV special. We wish him luck.

In short, Peetster is a huge celeb. in the competitive pumpkin growing arena.
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Old 06-16-2004, 10:49 AM   #4393 (permalink)
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Peetster Peetster Pumpkin Eatster?

Ruggerp11 attends star trek conventions regularly. He is shown below in his typical Vulcan garb spouting gibberish and arguing technical specs of stuff that only exists in his mind.

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Old 06-16-2004, 11:02 AM   #4394 (permalink)
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After years of working the land to cultivate his pumpkin patches, Peetster has developed unusually strong hands. He recently won the International Thumb Mud-Wresting competition, held in Tijuana at the half-time of a donkey show.
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Old 06-16-2004, 11:46 AM   #4395 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:01 PM   #4396 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2004, 04:34 PM   #4397 (permalink)
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ngdawg is actually Regis Philbin.
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Old 06-17-2004, 12:34 PM   #4398 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2004, 12:37 PM   #4399 (permalink)
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Psssst.

*looks left*
*looks right*

Uncle Phil ain't nobodys uncle. Pass it on.
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Old 06-17-2004, 03:07 PM   #4400 (permalink)
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