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Old 06-08-2004, 03:52 AM   #4321 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
paddyjoe is actually a canucks fan.............he even wants to move out here to watch them play.


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Old 06-08-2004, 04:28 AM   #4322 (permalink)
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"flyman" is really just a cover. He is, in actuality, an undercover D.E.A. agent, working out of the St. Louis field office.
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Old 06-08-2004, 06:33 AM   #4323 (permalink)
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Bill O' is one of Janet Reno's many secret aliases, and he works furiously to undermine the very Bill he pretends to support.
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:26 AM   #4324 (permalink)
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Peetster was the "man behind the man" at the Branch Davidian compound. He knows Bill O' Reno from the long days in Washington spent setting up the Waco / ATF affair, and neither of them has to worry about the Bill of Rights. As Steven Seagal would say, they're both "Above the Law."
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Old 06-08-2004, 11:13 AM   #4325 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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pigglet is an authority on Steven Seagal seeing as how he's Stevens' butt double.
Steven had to gain weight just to make their bodies match.
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:24 PM   #4326 (permalink)
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fre dreams of oklahoma...
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Old 06-08-2004, 01:14 PM   #4327 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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uncle p dreams of playing the lead in Oklahoma.
The female lead, that is.
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Old 06-08-2004, 01:42 PM   #4328 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Fremen has to squeeze poor ol phil to get his voice up high.

Careful there man, delicate territory.
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:09 PM   #4329 (permalink)
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Paddy has a multicolored dreamcoat, that he keeps in the closet.....yes, I mean THE closet.
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Old 06-08-2004, 06:41 PM   #4330 (permalink)
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Tecoyah is very jealous of that dreamcoat, because he has long had a major crush on Donny Osmond.
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:36 PM   #4331 (permalink)
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said the guy who has a life size poster on the back of his bedroom door of donny osmond.
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Old 06-09-2004, 08:15 AM   #4332 (permalink)
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and this if from flyman...who stalked Marie Osmond back during her "fluffer" years, only because she was questionably incestuously involved with Donny, and he was hoping for a threesome.
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Old 06-09-2004, 12:02 PM   #4333 (permalink)
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the pigster once hitch-hiked to utah just to see marie back down her driveway...
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Old 06-09-2004, 12:07 PM   #4334 (permalink)
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If Uncle Phil could trade brains with one person, it would be you.
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Old 06-09-2004, 01:01 PM   #4335 (permalink)
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Location: The Wick
giant hamburger is morbidly obese, and suffers from the gout
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Old 06-09-2004, 01:08 PM   #4336 (permalink)
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kurtisj's real name is malfred, but he thinks he's cool if he goes by kurtisj
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Old 06-09-2004, 01:12 PM   #4337 (permalink)
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Gorilla is big and purple and hairy.

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Old 06-09-2004, 01:48 PM   #4338 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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pigglet wishes he had a miniature van to ride around on.
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Old 06-09-2004, 03:04 PM   #4339 (permalink)
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Fremen is only talking so much shit because he's actually Teen Wolf Go on and van surf, fur ball...
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Old 06-09-2004, 10:19 PM   #4340 (permalink)
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pigglet is friends with an obsessive rabbit, a depressed donkey, and a fat bear with a fetish for honey....
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Old 06-09-2004, 10:22 PM   #4341 (permalink)
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the person above me is a schizo... wait a minute...
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Old 06-09-2004, 11:59 PM   #4342 (permalink)
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The sky calls to us ...
 
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gorilla ia actually a chimpanzee with a superiority complex
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Old 06-10-2004, 01:19 AM   #4343 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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MrSelfDestruct keeps his Tarzan dvd on standby 24/7, so he can get a quick chimp fix from Cheetah whenever he gets the craving.
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Old 06-10-2004, 03:52 AM   #4344 (permalink)
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Fremen enjoys playing badminton just about as much as he likes playing with the shuttlecock...........
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:36 AM   #4345 (permalink)
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midlandmadman has had an affair with steve yzerman. and he was the pillow-biter
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Old 06-10-2004, 12:02 PM   #4346 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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kurt's worldly possessions fit in a shoebox...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-10-2004, 01:55 PM   #4347 (permalink)
Insane
 
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uncle phil is my uncle. he tried to touch me in my special area
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Old 06-10-2004, 03:34 PM   #4348 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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kurtisj keeps his special area in the basement next to his washing machine.
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Old 06-10-2004, 04:02 PM   #4349 (permalink)
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Fremen gets a kick outta making penis bongs outta dildos.

plus he has a crush on the chick in the XXX store he buys them from
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Old 06-10-2004, 05:05 PM   #4350 (permalink)
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flyman made his first XXX video with fremen
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Old 06-10-2004, 08:05 PM   #4351 (permalink)
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kurtis here bought 14 copies and peddled them to his sisters,girlfriends,aunts stepdad,....for the merr price of $0.69
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Old 06-10-2004, 08:14 PM   #4352 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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flyman was hoping kurtis would peddle him some of the green stuff.

*puff* *puff* *pass to the left*
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Old 06-11-2004, 12:21 PM   #4353 (permalink)
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fre has never passed to the left...never...in his entire life...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:51 PM   #4354 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil has a hand puppet made from a dirty old sock named Sal. Whenever Phil gets nervous around a potential lady-friend, Sal always shows up to break the ice for him. Phil's success rate is better than you might think.
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Old 06-11-2004, 04:54 PM   #4355 (permalink)
Insane
 
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pigglet eats dead bodies for the mafia.
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:58 PM   #4356 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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kurtisj then eats pork sandwiches all the way home.
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Old 06-11-2004, 07:49 PM   #4357 (permalink)
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Fremen has all the episodes from "The Pretender" burned on DVD.
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Old 06-12-2004, 03:06 AM   #4358 (permalink)
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Pigglet downloaded them from bittorrent and illegally pirated the episodes, selling them to Fremen slightly below market value.

He's not even a good capitolist.
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Old 06-12-2004, 09:26 AM   #4359 (permalink)
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Peetster subsidized my ventures with Fremen, in order the plant the seed that genetically enhanced humans may be real. He's been trying to convince Fremen to accept him as his Overman master for years, but apparently Fremen has been holding out.
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Old 06-12-2004, 10:48 AM   #4360 (permalink)
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Pigglet has obviously hired a Private Investigator to follow me, breaking the spirit of the restraining order if not the actual letter.

50 feet at all times, bud. Says so right here. That includes your hired cronies, mmkay?
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