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Peetster is actually a man obsessed with birds. In fact he has 15 different birds in his house. These birds do not have cages, in fact the fly around the house at a very whim. this makes it hard to meet people and entertain. While this depresses Peetster a bit he loves his birds too much to have it bother him. People at his work wonder why he comes to work with white stuff in his hair but he doesn't pay any attention to them.
Recently Peetster started dating the love of his life, a bird store owner. She had felt bad for him because of all the money that he spent at her store, so she asked him if she could at least buy him dinner with some of the money he has given her over the years.
During their first date the two of them hit it off immediatly but wanted to take things slowly because they had both been burnt before.
By the third date however, Peetster and his birdy lady had given up all hope of taking things slowly and wound up making passionate love at Peetsters house. Neither of them minded that the birds were bobbing their heads to the rythm of Peetsters thrusting, in fact they both noticed at the same time and just smiled to each other. Post coitus both of them snuggled into the bed and were content knowing that there were few, if any, other people who would be able to stand all the birds watching and that made them even more in love.
Sooooo, in short Peetsters secret is that he loves it when birds watch him have sex.
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu
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