06-04-2004, 07:32 AM | #4282 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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paddyjoe had a special wig made from his clipped underarm hair, but was formed into the shape of a small mullet, that he wears on his scrotum. it impresses the ladies when he goes trolling at the trailer park - they always give him head after they see that.
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06-04-2004, 11:49 AM | #4284 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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Peetster asked me to construct such a wig for him, which I begrudgingly did. He purchased a black shower curtain and cut a hole through it. On Friday nights, he invites his friends over to his bathroom, where he re-enacts his favorite scenes from Joe Dirt with phallic virtuousity.
Is that where you want to be when Jesus comes back?
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06-04-2004, 01:08 PM | #4285 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pigglet farts in the bathtub...
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06-06-2004, 11:47 AM | #4305 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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Peetster has pair of black hightop Reeboks from 1991 with neon fatlaces stored safely away in his bedroom closet. He likes to wear them on Sundays and listen to old Rob Bass and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam Albums.
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06-06-2004, 11:23 PM | #4307 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Six spun tales about the great shoe robberies that she and her boytoy Peetster pulled off in the late 90's to pay off Sixs' increasingly large library fine.
Unfortunately, she was caught bragging about it to an undercover federal agent at their annual gay rodeo, where Peetster once again won Best Overall Cowboytoy, and she was incarcerated at the Federal Prison For Overly Dramatic Pauses and Unusual Sexual Fetishes. She recently received parole for good behaviour, and she then joined the TFP to be closer to Peetster. They are currently plotting something even more nefarious, which I will tell you about as soon as I take this drink....ack!.....
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06-07-2004, 03:15 AM | #4308 (permalink) |
Right Now
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Fremen has finally lost his last grip on reality. He seemed to be making progress with meds and an aggressive electro-shock treatment plan, but then, suddenly and without notice, his mind left us. We are left with no other options but to lobotomize him, and with any luck he will be suffocated hero-style like the brave Indian did in "One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest" to the lead character.
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06-07-2004, 03:39 AM | #4309 (permalink) |
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Peetster has been practicing psycology without a liscence for the better part of ten years. He did however go to university of fornication website and pass the email/password exam, so he meets the criteria for clinical practitioner.
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06-07-2004, 05:10 AM | #4311 (permalink) |
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tecoyah was hoping for art therapy, through the use of paddyjoes' photography seminar, and self help workshop....in fact I already sent in my registration to RIT, C/O Professor Paddy.
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06-07-2004, 08:18 AM | #4313 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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Don't do it Tecoyah. Peetster keeps a small leather sack filled with sand, salt and ground onyx next to his patient's couch, which he liberally sprinkles down his patients' shirt collars and in their hair. It's always uncomfortable leaving his office, or so they say.
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06-07-2004, 12:17 PM | #4314 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the pigglet thrives in dark, moist, warm places...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-07-2004, 07:03 PM | #4318 (permalink) |
pigglet pigglet
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Six founded an foreign exchange program with the money Peetster is doling out to her. Every year, a worker in a Nike sweatshop is chosen, based on manual dexterity and compact physique, to come live in her closet and help her do her hair, make-up, and nails. I'm not sure how far the closet is from the crawlspace...
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