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Old 06-04-2004, 04:41 AM   #4281 (permalink)
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Thank you WarWagon, you're right on


unfortunately, WW still has that pesky plastic fetish............
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Old 06-04-2004, 07:32 AM   #4282 (permalink)
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paddyjoe had a special wig made from his clipped underarm hair, but was formed into the shape of a small mullet, that he wears on his scrotum. it impresses the ladies when he goes trolling at the trailer park - they always give him head after they see that.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:03 AM   #4283 (permalink)
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pigglet designed and constructed said wig, and even clipped the underarm hair personally.
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Old 06-04-2004, 11:49 AM   #4284 (permalink)
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Peetster asked me to construct such a wig for him, which I begrudgingly did. He purchased a black shower curtain and cut a hole through it. On Friday nights, he invites his friends over to his bathroom, where he re-enacts his favorite scenes from Joe Dirt with phallic virtuousity.

Is that where you want to be when Jesus comes back?
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:08 PM   #4285 (permalink)
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pigglet farts in the bathtub...
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:14 PM   #4286 (permalink)
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uncle phil is the guy who looks forward to peeing in public pools. he sometimes holds it for hours before he goes swimming.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:43 PM   #4287 (permalink)
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pigglet designs toilet covers for the gay community.
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Old 06-04-2004, 02:37 PM   #4288 (permalink)
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Fremen doesn't like pastels or crisscrossing patterns.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:43 PM   #4289 (permalink)
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Pigglet got idea for all of the paterns from the socks he was forced to wear as a kid.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:45 PM   #4290 (permalink)
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pigglet and SixEdxMia live in the land of lincoln!
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:03 AM   #4291 (permalink)
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everquest still has to have a nipple on his beer bottles
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Old 06-05-2004, 06:49 AM   #4292 (permalink)
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It makes it last longer.

flyman has no secrets to tell.
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Old 06-05-2004, 10:55 AM   #4293 (permalink)
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everquestjoe has his taint pierced
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Old 06-05-2004, 12:50 PM   #4294 (permalink)
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pigglet is just a little oinker.....


and he's still on the teat.
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Old 06-05-2004, 04:04 PM   #4295 (permalink)
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Flyman.....

Ok, I got nothin.

He's pretty cool, actually.

Just play through.
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:07 PM   #4296 (permalink)
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Peetster is waiting for help from the online guru Baba Louie about his erect tile dysfunction.
He can't get his tiles erect.
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:52 PM   #4297 (permalink)
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Freman, or should I say Freeman! He never quite learn't to spell his name correctly, thats what playing with trucks in primary school will do to ya!
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Old 06-05-2004, 06:35 PM   #4298 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2004, 08:12 PM   #4299 (permalink)
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Fremen sleeps with his mouth open............



*snicker*
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:35 PM   #4300 (permalink)
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Flyman takes advantage of fremen sleeping with his mouth open.
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Old 06-05-2004, 10:57 PM   #4301 (permalink)
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Six is envious of flys' ability to take advantage of my purty, slack mouth.
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:44 AM   #4302 (permalink)
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Fremen's mouth is only so slack because a korean hooker stole his dentures after he refused to pay her.
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Old 06-06-2004, 03:39 AM   #4303 (permalink)
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SixEdMia stole Fremen's dentures while on vacation in Korea.
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Old 06-06-2004, 03:47 AM   #4304 (permalink)
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taylor has a large collection of small, Korean, anatomically correct kewpie dolls. He likes to position them in strange ways.
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Old 06-06-2004, 11:47 AM   #4305 (permalink)
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Peetster has pair of black hightop Reeboks from 1991 with neon fatlaces stored safely away in his bedroom closet. He likes to wear them on Sundays and listen to old Rob Bass and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam Albums.
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Old 06-06-2004, 07:36 PM   #4306 (permalink)
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Pigglet is jealous of Peetsters shoes because he lost an identical pair in a *totally fixed* break dancing competition.
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Old 06-06-2004, 11:23 PM   #4307 (permalink)
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Six spun tales about the great shoe robberies that she and her boytoy Peetster pulled off in the late 90's to pay off Sixs' increasingly large library fine.
Unfortunately, she was caught bragging about it to an undercover federal agent at their annual gay rodeo, where Peetster once again won Best Overall Cowboytoy, and she was incarcerated at the Federal Prison For Overly Dramatic Pauses and Unusual Sexual Fetishes.
She recently received parole for good behaviour, and she then joined the TFP to be closer to Peetster.
They are currently plotting something even more nefarious, which I will tell you about as soon as I take this drink....ack!.....
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Old 06-07-2004, 03:15 AM   #4308 (permalink)
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Fremen has finally lost his last grip on reality. He seemed to be making progress with meds and an aggressive electro-shock treatment plan, but then, suddenly and without notice, his mind left us. We are left with no other options but to lobotomize him, and with any luck he will be suffocated hero-style like the brave Indian did in "One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest" to the lead character.
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Old 06-07-2004, 03:39 AM   #4309 (permalink)
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Peetster has been practicing psycology without a liscence for the better part of ten years. He did however go to university of fornication website and pass the email/password exam, so he meets the criteria for clinical practitioner.
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Old 06-07-2004, 03:58 AM   #4310 (permalink)
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Dr. Peetster is so lucky to have received his clinical psycology license, and immediately land tecoyah as a patient.

I believe he can help you, my friend.
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Old 06-07-2004, 05:10 AM   #4311 (permalink)
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tecoyah was hoping for art therapy, through the use of paddyjoes' photography seminar, and self help workshop....in fact I already sent in my registration to RIT, C/O Professor Paddy.
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Old 06-07-2004, 05:39 AM   #4312 (permalink)
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Tecoyah is suffering from illusions of grandure. And spelling.
Lie back and we'll talk. Tell me about your childhood.
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Old 06-07-2004, 08:18 AM   #4313 (permalink)
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Don't do it Tecoyah. Peetster keeps a small leather sack filled with sand, salt and ground onyx next to his patient's couch, which he liberally sprinkles down his patients' shirt collars and in their hair. It's always uncomfortable leaving his office, or so they say.
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Old 06-07-2004, 12:17 PM   #4314 (permalink)
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the pigglet thrives in dark, moist, warm places...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-07-2004, 12:25 PM   #4315 (permalink)
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uncle phil knows all about dark,moist,warm places.......


he's in the wine cellar WAY too often.
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Old 06-07-2004, 12:42 PM   #4316 (permalink)
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Flyman lives in the crawl space underneath the wine cellar.
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Old 06-07-2004, 12:47 PM   #4317 (permalink)
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Peetster pays large to play in MY crawlspace. : X
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Old 06-07-2004, 07:03 PM   #4318 (permalink)
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Six founded an foreign exchange program with the money Peetster is doling out to her. Every year, a worker in a Nike sweatshop is chosen, based on manual dexterity and compact physique, to come live in her closet and help her do her hair, make-up, and nails. I'm not sure how far the closet is from the crawlspace...
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Old 06-07-2004, 08:47 PM   #4319 (permalink)
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pigglet likes to rollerblade naked in the rain by uncle phil's place,tryin' to swing a free pair of sleeper jammies.


cha-ching ........double whammy
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Old 06-08-2004, 03:27 AM   #4320 (permalink)
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Ahh, poor flyman loses the Stanley Cup so all he can think to do is run around insulting everybody he sees.

There, there fly. Always next year.
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