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Redgirl · 05-13-2004, 10:05 AM

bparker's big secret: his eyes haven't been virginal since 1970.

Peetster · 05-13-2004, 10:06 AM

Redgirl also wants to make passionate birthday-llama nookie with Ogden Nash.

bparker805 · 05-13-2004, 10:09 AM

Peetster wants to dress up as a camel and jump out of the cake

Redgirl · 05-13-2004, 10:14 AM

bparker secretly wants to dance around his office, wearing only his speedo's, and singing "It's raining men! Halleluiah it's raining men!!"

edit: And who/what is Ogden Nash? I've seen the llama before, but didn't get that part.

bparker805 · 05-13-2004, 10:18 AM

Redgirl doesnt want everybody to know that she actually taught me that dance.

cherriesue · 05-13-2004, 10:32 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Redgirl
[B]bparker secretly wants to dance around his office, wearing only his speedo's, and singing "It's raining men! Halleluiah it's raining men!!"

bparker doesn't want everyone to know he's already done this on stage at a karaoke bar

bparker805 · 05-13-2004, 10:35 AM

cherriesue is the Tricktickler...

cherriesue · 05-13-2004, 10:36 AM

bparker is a Mr. Groper

bparker805 · 05-13-2004, 10:38 AM

cherriesue tosses people in front of busses

Peetster · 05-13-2004, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redgirl
who/what is Ogden Nash?

One of Nash's most famous poems is the llama:

Quote:

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.

-- Ogden Nash

bparker dances so well because he is one of the original "Village People". I think he's the guy with the tool belt.

cherriesue · 05-13-2004, 10:39 AM

bparker only dated the guy with the tool belt

bparker805 · 05-13-2004, 10:41 AM

peetster doesnt want others to know that we dance together at times... cmon buddy pull out that biker suit outta the closet...

cherrie... cherrie.... cherrie.... was in love with the tools on the tool belt

cherriesue · 05-13-2004, 10:42 AM

bparker loves his power tools

Peetster · 05-13-2004, 10:50 AM

bparker has completely worn through the pool scene on his taped copy of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", and not because of the topless Phoebe Cates, but rather because he likes to watch Judge Reinhold whacking it.

cherriesue seems to be obsessed with the word "tool"

bparker805 · 05-13-2004, 10:51 AM

hey peetster, you would be fascinated by that scene too if your name was Brad.

Besides, I have it on DVD!

Redgirl · 05-13-2004, 10:56 AM

bparker is also proud of his secret large collection of MILF porn on DVD.

Peetster · 05-13-2004, 11:02 AM

Redgirl has been featured prominently in MILF porn. She's not a MILF, but has had a variety of sexual encounters with them.

Redgirl · 05-13-2004, 11:34 AM

Peetster is a fan of my early work. He secretly violates the restraining order I have on him.

You naughty boy!!

iamtheone · 05-13-2004, 11:40 AM

redgirl stars in porn and does not share.

uncle phil · 05-13-2004, 11:55 AM

i a t o would attempt to star in porn if he could just get those damned sleeper jammies off...

iamtheone · 05-13-2004, 11:57 AM

Uncle phil must be talking with someone that knows me.

Damn it!

mml · 05-13-2004, 01:03 PM

iamtheone suffers from a severe, life-threatening case of wedgie, caused by the sleeper jammies he has been unable to remove since he was six.

bparker805 · 05-13-2004, 02:05 PM

mml was the school aged bully that put the wedgie hold on iamtheone... just becareful of him if he has a pensil in his hand

uncle phil · 05-14-2004, 01:35 PM

bparker still dreams of his second grade teacher, mr. butkus...

bparker805 · 05-14-2004, 01:57 PM

Mr Butkus changed his name to uncle phil after I left the second grade

ruggerp11 · 05-14-2004, 04:27 PM

and then to daddy after third.

Fly · 05-15-2004, 06:51 AM

rugger never got past third grade.............went straight to phil's sleeper jammie factory and worked for peanuts.

(he had an elephant eh.....)

paddyjoe · 05-17-2004, 07:49 AM

Well, I guess the secret is already out. flyman puffs on giant penis'.

Whatever turns you on, ol buddy.......................................eh?

Fremen · 05-17-2004, 08:39 AM

peej can't get the image of the penis bong out of his mind, especially on the can while he 'massages the marmot'.

monkeydriven · 05-17-2004, 11:07 AM

Fremen enjoys it when his women dress up like cowgirls and lead him around by his manhood with a little lasso...

uncle phil · 05-17-2004, 12:37 PM

monk still practices the hokey-pokey on monday nights at the club...

bernadette · 05-17-2004, 12:40 PM

uncle phil is carefully piecing together his next jammie sleeper made solely from wanking socks that he purchases off of ebay.

Chingal0 · 05-17-2004, 02:24 PM

bernadette already has her wanking sock sleeper jammie, and she loves it dearly!

uncle phil · 05-18-2004, 01:36 PM

chingalo's lips move when he reads...

bparker805 · 05-18-2004, 01:38 PM

uncle phil reads when his lips move

Redgirl · 05-18-2004, 01:39 PM

bparker's asshole moves when he reads.

bparker805 · 05-18-2004, 02:15 PM

Redgirl should know thats because i only read when I am on the toilet...

Redgirl gets hot and bothered watching Disney cartoons...

uncle phil · 05-19-2004, 04:52 PM

bp can read...

paddyjoe · 05-19-2004, 05:11 PM

uncle phil uses a yellow high-liter on the back of his Post Toasties box.

Has to remember where he left off.

Redgirl · 05-19-2004, 05:20 PM

Paddyjoe spanked his monkey last night, then his monkey spanked him back.

05-13-2004, 10:05 AM	#3921 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	bparker's big secret: his eyes haven't been virginal since 1970. __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-13-2004, 10:14 AM	#3924 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	bparker secretly wants to dance around his office, wearing only his speedo's, and singing "It's raining men! Halleluiah it's raining men!!" edit: And who/what is Ogden Nash? I've seen the llama before, but didn't get that part. __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-13-2004, 10:32 AM	#3926 (permalink)
cherriesue Insane Location: trying to avoid being groped	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Redgirl [B]bparker secretly wants to dance around his office, wearing only his speedo's, and singing "It's raining men! Halleluiah it's raining men!!" bparker doesn't want everyone to know he's already done this on stage at a karaoke bar __________________ we die only once and for such a long time

05-13-2004, 10:36 AM	#3928 (permalink)
cherriesue Insane Location: trying to avoid being groped	bparker is a Mr. Groper __________________ we die only once and for such a long time

05-13-2004, 10:39 AM	#3931 (permalink)
cherriesue Insane Location: trying to avoid being groped	bparker only dated the guy with the tool belt __________________ we die only once and for such a long time

05-13-2004, 10:06 AM	#3922 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Redgirl also wants to make passionate birthday-llama nookie with Ogden Nash.

05-13-2004, 10:09 AM	#3923 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Peetster wants to dress up as a camel and jump out of the cake

05-13-2004, 10:18 AM	#3925 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Redgirl doesnt want everybody to know that she actually taught me that dance.

05-13-2004, 10:35 AM	#3927 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	cherriesue is the Tricktickler...

05-13-2004, 10:38 AM	#3929 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	cherriesue tosses people in front of busses

05-13-2004, 10:41 AM	#3932 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	peetster doesnt want others to know that we dance together at times... cmon buddy pull out that biker suit outta the closet... cherrie... cherrie.... cherrie.... was in love with the tools on the tool belt

05-13-2004, 10:42 AM	#3933 (permalink)
cherriesue Insane Location: trying to avoid being groped	bparker loves his power tools __________________ we die only once and for such a long time

05-13-2004, 10:50 AM	#3934 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	bparker has completely worn through the pool scene on his taped copy of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", and not because of the topless Phoebe Cates, but rather because he likes to watch Judge Reinhold whacking it. cherriesue seems to be obsessed with the word "tool"

05-13-2004, 10:51 AM	#3935 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	hey peetster, you would be fascinated by that scene too if your name was Brad. Besides, I have it on DVD!

05-13-2004, 10:56 AM	#3936 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	bparker is also proud of his secret large collection of MILF porn on DVD. __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-13-2004, 11:40 AM	#3939 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	redgirl stars in porn and does not share. __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

05-13-2004, 11:55 AM	#3940 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i a t o would attempt to star in porn if he could just get those damned sleeper jammies off... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-14-2004, 01:35 PM	#3944 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bparker still dreams of his second grade teacher, mr. butkus... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-14-2004, 04:27 PM	#3946 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	and then to daddy after third. __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

05-13-2004, 11:02 AM	#3937 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Redgirl has been featured prominently in MILF porn. She's not a MILF, but has had a variety of sexual encounters with them.

05-13-2004, 11:34 AM	#3938 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	Peetster is a fan of my early work. He secretly violates the restraining order I have on him. You naughty boy!! __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-13-2004, 11:57 AM	#3941 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	Uncle phil must be talking with someone that knows me. Damn it! __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

05-13-2004, 01:03 PM	#3942 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	iamtheone suffers from a severe, life-threatening case of wedgie, caused by the sleeper jammies he has been unable to remove since he was six. __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

05-13-2004, 02:05 PM	#3943 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	mml was the school aged bully that put the wedgie hold on iamtheone... just becareful of him if he has a pensil in his hand

05-14-2004, 01:57 PM	#3945 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Mr Butkus changed his name to uncle phil after I left the second grade

05-15-2004, 06:51 AM	#3947 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	rugger never got past third grade.............went straight to phil's sleeper jammie factory and worked for peanuts. (he had an elephant eh.....) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-17-2004, 07:49 AM	#3948 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Well, I guess the secret is already out. flyman puffs on giant penis'. Whatever turns you on, ol buddy.......................................eh?

05-17-2004, 08:39 AM	#3949 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	peej can't get the image of the penis bong out of his mind, especially on the can while he 'massages the marmot'. __________________ Google

05-17-2004, 11:07 AM	#3950 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Fremen enjoys it when his women dress up like cowgirls and lead him around by his manhood with a little lasso... __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

05-17-2004, 12:37 PM	#3951 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	monk still practices the hokey-pokey on monday nights at the club... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-17-2004, 12:40 PM	#3952 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	uncle phil is carefully piecing together his next jammie sleeper made solely from wanking socks that he purchases off of ebay. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

05-17-2004, 02:24 PM	#3953 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	bernadette already has her wanking sock sleeper jammie, and she loves it dearly! __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

05-18-2004, 01:36 PM	#3954 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	chingalo's lips move when he reads... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-18-2004, 01:38 PM	#3955 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	uncle phil reads when his lips move

05-18-2004, 01:39 PM	#3956 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	bparker's asshole moves when he reads. __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-18-2004, 02:15 PM	#3957 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Redgirl should know thats because i only read when I am on the toilet... Redgirl gets hot and bothered watching Disney cartoons...

05-19-2004, 04:52 PM	#3958 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bp can read... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-19-2004, 05:11 PM	#3959 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil uses a yellow high-liter on the back of his Post Toasties box. Has to remember where he left off.

05-19-2004, 05:20 PM	#3960 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	Paddyjoe spanked his monkey last night, then his monkey spanked him back. __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.