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Old 04-28-2003, 07:29 AM   #281 (permalink)
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Wrkime watches me while I sunbathe.

Pervy bastard.
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:33 AM   #282 (permalink)
Everything's better with bacon
 
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:46 AM   #283 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:51 AM   #284 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:17 AM   #285 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:18 AM   #286 (permalink)
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troublebots only solace each night is the company of his three pet gerbils.

edit: hey gerbils was my idea!

Zotz only solace each night is the company of his three cats.



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Old 04-28-2003, 08:45 AM   #287 (permalink)
There's someone in my head, but its not me
 
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:16 AM   #288 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:35 AM   #289 (permalink)
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chodarama suffers from multiple personality disorder. He is also manic-depressive. During his manic periods, he believes he is bugs bunny, and during his depressed periods, he believes that he is Karl Marx. He has medication for this, however when on the medication he believes he is a communist rabbit.
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:37 AM   #290 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:07 AM   #291 (permalink)
There's someone in my head, but its not me
 
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Bones' feet smell like Fritos
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Old 04-28-2003, 01:27 PM   #292 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:07 PM   #293 (permalink)
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Location: a van, down by the river
at least once a week, uncle phil dresses up in a clown costume with gaudy makeup on and drinks vodka alone in his car outside his house
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Old 04-28-2003, 03:41 PM   #294 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:07 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Zotz lives in a house made completely out of empty non-alchoholic beer cans, all of which he drank himself. His friends like to play tricks on him by driving by with a magnet, which takes chunks out of his walls every time they pass.
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:14 PM   #296 (permalink)
Had to leave this awesome space
 
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Wrong thread, my bad. This outta make for a good one on me...
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Old 04-28-2003, 05:47 PM   #297 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 06:02 PM   #298 (permalink)
Everything's better with bacon
 
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louiedog likes to snort dried animal feces and dance like Zorba the Greek.
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:26 PM   #299 (permalink)
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Location: a van, down by the river
wrktime isn't ashamed of his daily urge to tongue his own poo
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:41 PM   #300 (permalink)
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chodarama thinks that people shouldn't talk, but should bark like dogs and use the sidewalk as their bathrooms.
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:08 PM   #301 (permalink)
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Location: lost
Wrkime keeps a bottle of fresh urine on hand at all times, just in case he gets thirsty.
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:15 PM   #302 (permalink)
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and that urine belongs to phoenix1002!
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:20 PM   #303 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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i think richee has a thing with constantly staring.obsessed?
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:21 PM   #304 (permalink)
Everything's better with bacon
 
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Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
pee is just water

richeee frequently steals my bottle of urine and drinks it all down.

edit: Dammit...too slow.

Flyman has the words to "Wind Beneath My Wings" tattooed to his inner thigh and ass.
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:28 PM   #305 (permalink)
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wrkime and Flyman are both the same 12 year old girl, in Minnetonka, MN
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:33 PM   #306 (permalink)
Everything's better with bacon
 
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richeee dreams of the day when he can confidently walk through the Mall of America wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top.

He does it now, just not confidently.
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:42 PM   #307 (permalink)
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wrkime stalks richeee through the mall of america when he's wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top. People in Minnetonka MN don't see that kind of thing too often, and now he's hopelessly obsessed.
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:00 PM   #308 (permalink)
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Location: The Lovely Emerald City
phoenix1002---jealous!!!
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:09 PM   #309 (permalink)
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richeee has a sticky E key and refuses to move to South Dakota, and probably refuses to move to Long Island as well.

And his house is green. Probably.
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:19 PM   #310 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:35 PM   #311 (permalink)
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Vermin doesn't really live in Wisconsin, because there is no Wisconsin. "Wisconsin" is actually part of Canada. You just don't know it yet.
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:41 PM   #312 (permalink)
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When studying at the Zevonist monastery, KW was assaulted by a London werewolf---- and the werewolf pressed charges!!
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Old 04-29-2003, 05:08 AM   #313 (permalink)
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richeee is addicted to e's.
see, hes got three in his name and three in his location!!!
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:34 AM   #314 (permalink)
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Location: Up my ass
Bundy's favorite pastime is to re-enact the disgusting eating portions of the show Fear Factor.
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:37 AM   #315 (permalink)
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Hycdubg secretly keeps two apes chained to a ping-pong table, where he then makes them play with each other.
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:10 AM   #316 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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stevie sleeps with a styrofoam hockey stick...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:37 AM   #317 (permalink)
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uncle phil likes to drive down the highway, with the top down on his convertible, waving his wiener to truckers as he passes.
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:56 AM   #318 (permalink)
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Location: a van, down by the river
zf0enix is one of those said truckers and get off on said wiener flapping
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:01 AM   #319 (permalink)
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chodarama spent time in a turkish prison...and is looking forward to his next visit...
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:18 AM   #320 (permalink)
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