energus has a rather large collection of hamsters he stole from a travelling Malaysian circus, which he has trained to walk around his house in small Barbi-sized togas. The largest and most vicious frequently sneaks up on him and stabs him with a toothpick, so that energus can reply, "et tu, Brute?" as though he was perplexed and caught-off guard....and not as though he was forced to give Brutus extra cheese for a month to teach him to attack.
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