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Old 02-26-2004, 03:52 PM   #3521 (permalink)
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uncle phil shaves his legs.

Mmmm, feels so much better in his nylon sleeper jammies!
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Old 02-26-2004, 05:10 PM   #3522 (permalink)
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pj is considering openning up a Fantasy Tan salon in Archangel, Russia...

yep, i reckon you've got a great target market there buddy.
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Old 02-27-2004, 12:53 PM   #3523 (permalink)
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bundy wants, oh so badly, to open a sleeper-jammie boutique in the same strip mall in archangel as pj...
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Old 02-27-2004, 08:03 PM   #3524 (permalink)
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uncle phil is on the top of the list to manage the joint.
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Old 02-27-2004, 08:31 PM   #3525 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus will be the first customer.
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Old 02-27-2004, 08:59 PM   #3526 (permalink)
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YoungNastyMan has to trim his nose hairs up to three times a day, or else they start to hang past his lower lip.

Hey, there's a reason he's Young Nasty Man.
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Old 02-27-2004, 09:12 PM   #3527 (permalink)
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CON CLAMO!!!!

wow... are you hanging around hoping i employ you in my siberian sleeper jammie store??


well, i'm afraid that job is going to Bill O'Rights.... although i'm quite concerned about his fetish for reindeer antlers...
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Old 02-28-2004, 01:07 AM   #3528 (permalink)
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bundy is a fetish waiting to happen.

(does a jig and doesn't know why)
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Old 02-29-2004, 04:13 AM   #3529 (permalink)
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Fly wants to cultivate a maggot fetish in bundy so that he can sell off his excess children.
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Old 02-29-2004, 06:47 AM   #3530 (permalink)
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Poor bundy's girlfriend only lets him use his male member on special occasions.

Photo ops aren't one of them.
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Old 02-29-2004, 02:46 PM   #3531 (permalink)
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paddyjoe wishes he didn't have a "stick" dink.

i mean.......i've seen bigger dinks on skwerlz.........eh
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Old 02-29-2004, 05:38 PM   #3532 (permalink)
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fly has a pair of binoculars specifically designed for spying on "skwerlz" dinks...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 02-29-2004, 08:46 PM   #3533 (permalink)
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phil designs sleeper jammies for skwerlz.........

he pays me big bucks and a whack 'o wobbly pops to dial in the skwerl posse on film for him.

(he's talkin' about a flap in the back......?)
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Old 03-01-2004, 03:18 AM   #3534 (permalink)
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flyman just lost the Nonsense Oscar for Best Supporting Role in this Thread... PJ's performance won it for him this year.


(oh, and Phil won the Best Male Nonsense'r again)
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Old 03-01-2004, 01:07 PM   #3535 (permalink)
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bundy practices billy chrystal's opening monologue on the toilet...

(oh, and thanks, by the way...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:39 AM   #3536 (permalink)
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'ol uncle phil here likes to pick the toejam outta aunt phils toes(w/ his tongue i might add) before she puts her sleeper jammies on.


he's in love........
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Old 03-02-2004, 01:12 PM   #3537 (permalink)
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fly hits the nail right on the head...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:14 AM   #3538 (permalink)
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Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum


In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup


Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk



I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in


They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums



Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with oriental women yeah


Yeah
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Old 03-03-2004, 07:47 AM   #3539 (permalink)
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Flyman doesn't know how to search for music

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Old 03-03-2004, 09:10 AM   #3540 (permalink)
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Astroglid........oops.........Astrocloud knows how to search for music.
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:31 PM   #3541 (permalink)
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fly occasionally appreciates the finer points of hieroglyphics...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-03-2004, 07:42 PM   #3542 (permalink)
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uncle phil frequently appreciates the finer points of hydroponics.
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:43 AM   #3543 (permalink)
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Conclamo not only wets his bed, but he walks around the house and wets everyone elses bed as well.
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Old 03-04-2004, 05:32 PM   #3544 (permalink)
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Don't let paddyjoe near you or he'll crap YOUR pants. I'm not sure how he does it but it is very unsettling.
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Old 03-06-2004, 04:10 PM   #3545 (permalink)
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C Ludas has the power to see the future... in your pants.

and THAT is very unsettling...
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Old 03-06-2004, 04:16 PM   #3546 (permalink)
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flyman has kneepads for every occasion. It all depends on which neighborhood he's visiting that night.
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Old 03-06-2004, 05:01 PM   #3547 (permalink)
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paddyjoe doesn't use kneepads. He likes the feeling of his raw knees on the cold cement.
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Old 03-06-2004, 06:11 PM   #3548 (permalink)
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head down.......ass up...........Bark like a dog..........


*words C Ludas lives by*
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Old 03-07-2004, 07:40 PM   #3549 (permalink)
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...and to this day flyman still obeys
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Old 03-07-2004, 09:58 PM   #3550 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus has suffered 3 tragic ball pit accidents
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:50 PM   #3551 (permalink)
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not being totally familiar with "ball pit" accidents, i do believe that opackfan hates cheese...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-10-2004, 06:40 PM   #3552 (permalink)
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uncle phil is actually the ref for the ball-pit games that C Ludas plays in with opackfan.

they both dislike cheese and play for all the marbles.


*ching-ching-ching..........triple freakin' whammmy baby.....*
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Old 03-10-2004, 06:52 PM   #3553 (permalink)
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fly is my hero...and there's a bridge in arizona with his name on it...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-10-2004, 07:12 PM   #3554 (permalink)
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uncle phil doesn't know how to capitalize proper nouns
or proper punctuation
or good speling & grammir
like i Do;
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:13 AM   #3555 (permalink)
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C Ludas ain't got no speech disorder.
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Old 03-11-2004, 01:01 PM   #3556 (permalink)
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fly do...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-11-2004, 01:39 PM   #3557 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2004, 02:17 PM   #3558 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:18 PM   #3559 (permalink)
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bill has the hots for alyson...............(red heads are sweet too i might add)
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:25 PM   #3560 (permalink)
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