paddyjoe

uncle phil shaves his legs.

Mmmm, feels so much better in his nylon sleeper jammies!

bundy

pj is considering openning up a Fantasy Tan salon in Archangel, Russia...

yep, i reckon you've got a great target market there buddy.

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Ohayo!!!

uncle phil

bundy wants, oh so badly, to open a sleeper-jammie boutique in the same strip mall in archangel as pj...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Conclamo Ludus

uncle phil is on the top of the list to manage the joint.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Church

Conclamo Ludus will be the first customer.

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Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

Bill O'Rights

YoungNastyMan has to trim his nose hairs up to three times a day, or else they start to hang past his lower lip.

Hey, there's a reason he's Young Nasty Man.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

bundy

CON CLAMO!!!!

wow... are you hanging around hoping i employ you in my siberian sleeper jammie store??


well, i'm afraid that job is going to Bill O'Rights.... although i'm quite concerned about his fetish for reindeer antlers...

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

bundy is a fetish waiting to happen.

(does a jig and doesn't know why)

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bundy

Fly wants to cultivate a maggot fetish in bundy so that he can sell off his excess children.

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Ohayo!!!

paddyjoe

Poor bundy's girlfriend only lets him use his male member on special occasions.

Photo ops aren't one of them.

Fly

paddyjoe wishes he didn't have a "stick" dink.

i mean.......i've seen bigger dinks on skwerlz.........eh

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SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly has a pair of binoculars specifically designed for spying on "skwerlz" dinks...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil designs sleeper jammies for skwerlz.........

he pays me big bucks and a whack 'o wobbly pops to dial in the skwerl posse on film for him.

(he's talkin' about a flap in the back......?)

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bundy

flyman just lost the Nonsense Oscar for Best Supporting Role in this Thread... PJ's performance won it for him this year.


(oh, and Phil won the Best Male Nonsense'r again)

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Ohayo!!!

uncle phil

bundy practices billy chrystal's opening monologue on the toilet...

(oh, and thanks, by the way...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

'ol uncle phil here likes to pick the toejam outta aunt phils toes(w/ his tongue i might add) before she puts her sleeper jammies on.


he's in love........

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SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly hits the nail right on the head...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum


In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup


Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk



I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in


They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums



Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with oriental women yeah


Yeah

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SterlingStudios

Astrocloud

Flyman doesn't know how to search for music

http://sunbird.eece.unm.edu/Sounds_o...sh%20Heads.mp3

Fly

Astroglid........oops.........Astrocloud knows how to search for music.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly occasionally appreciates the finer points of hieroglyphics...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Conclamo Ludus

uncle phil frequently appreciates the finer points of hydroponics.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

paddyjoe

Conclamo not only wets his bed, but he walks around the house and wets everyone elses bed as well.

Conclamo Ludus

Don't let paddyjoe near you or he'll crap YOUR pants. I'm not sure how he does it but it is very unsettling.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Fly

C Ludas has the power to see the future... in your pants.

and THAT is very unsettling...

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paddyjoe

flyman has kneepads for every occasion. It all depends on which neighborhood he's visiting that night.

Conclamo Ludus

paddyjoe doesn't use kneepads. He likes the feeling of his raw knees on the cold cement.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Fly

head down.......ass up...........Bark like a dog..........


*words C Ludas lives by*

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SterlingStudios

Conclamo Ludus

...and to this day flyman still obeys

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

opackfan

Conclamo Ludus has suffered 3 tragic ball pit accidents

uncle phil

not being totally familiar with "ball pit" accidents, i do believe that opackfan hates cheese...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

uncle phil is actually the ref for the ball-pit games that C Ludas plays in with opackfan.

they both dislike cheese and play for all the marbles.


*ching-ching-ching..........triple freakin' whammmy baby.....*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly is my hero...and there's a bridge in arizona with his name on it...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Conclamo Ludus

uncle phil doesn't know how to capitalize proper nouns
or proper punctuation
or good speling & grammir
like i Do;

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Fly

C Ludas ain't got no speech disorder.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly do...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mml

uncle phil aint no uncle!

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

Bill O'Rights

mml is carrying the same condom around, in his wallet, that he took to his senior prom. As a momento of...what could've been. O' Sally Jo...

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Fly

bill has the hots for alyson...............(red heads are sweet too i might add)

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Astrocloud

Flyman masturbates to the High Times centerfold.