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Old 09-10-2007, 12:58 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Focus fucks us.
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:53 PM   #42 (permalink)
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you can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man i know...
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Old 09-13-2007, 12:55 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:45 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:03 AM   #45 (permalink)
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You should be ashamed of yourself speaking to me in that tone, considering that I'm the only one on this forum who likes you. Tsk-tsk!
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Old 09-18-2007, 01:49 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Yeah, I had an idea once, too.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:51 AM   #47 (permalink)
 
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My sister called me a pigposser one time.
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:45 PM   #48 (permalink)
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You aren't listening.

These features:
Our (maybe) prides and joys
can hardly make us.

(Automerged triplepost)
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Old 01-08-2008, 02:45 PM   #49 (permalink)
 
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tend to boomerang wang around.

I remember to mind my mind most of the time.

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Old 01-08-2008, 04:19 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I, ho?
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Old 01-08-2008, 04:21 PM   #51 (permalink)
 
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I love you .
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Old 01-08-2008, 05:25 PM   #52 (permalink)
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No insult can bear
the weight of what we're doing.
We'll listen harder.

YES?
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Old 01-08-2008, 05:26 PM   #53 (permalink)
 
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all ears .
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Old 01-18-2008, 03:05 AM   #54 (permalink)
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The fucknuggetry emanating from the cesspool you call your mouth could be bottled and sold as rat poison, and makeup for trolls.
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:23 AM   #55 (permalink)
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....fucknuggetry...
Ooh! That's a good one. I am going to file that with asshattery and faggotry in my "vaguely archaic souding insult" file. I think grabasstic would make a good adjective for that. Sucktastic would work too.

What manner of grabasstic fucknuggetry is ensuing here?
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:22 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

"cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit"

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Old 02-04-2008, 08:24 AM   #57 (permalink)
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If there were no laws against killing, someone would've done evolution a favor with you by now.

What a total waste of oxygen you are.

I crap turds that have more warmth and charm than you.

If there were an asshole Olympics, he'd be a gold medalist.

[So-and-so]? Yeah, smarter than a prison rapist, but not as well-mannered.

You know, one day, when you learn to read, you're going to be embarrassed about what you just said.

Yeah, he's less together than a crack whore's legs.

It'll be a miracle of improbability if he ever figures out how to reproduce.

He's not really quite as smart as the average woodchuck.
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Old 02-04-2008, 10:11 AM   #58 (permalink)
 
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mean words hurt.
why add insult to injury?


heh, ok, In all honesty I have used this one in real life,

"I've never hated anyone as much as I want to hate you right now"
and I borrowed that line from a movie...

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Old 02-04-2008, 10:32 AM   #59 (permalink)
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BASTARD





that's it..........just Bastard.



right joe?
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Old 02-04-2008, 10:36 AM   #60 (permalink)
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If there were no laws against killing, someone would've done evolution a favor with you by now.

What a total waste of oxygen you are.

I crap turds that have more warmth and charm than you.

If there were an asshole Olympics, he'd be a gold medalist.

[So-and-so]? Yeah, smarter than a prison rapist, but not as well-mannered.

You know, one day, when you learn to read, you're going to be embarrassed about what you just said.

Yeah, he's less together than a crack whore's legs.

It'll be a miracle of improbability if he ever figures out how to reproduce.

He's not really quite as smart as the average woodchuck.
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:20 AM   #61 (permalink)
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I would call you a moron but I don't want to offend morons

Out of all those millions of sperm you were the fastest?

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Old 02-18-2008, 06:26 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I might have felt that. Nah.
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Old 02-18-2008, 09:01 AM   #63 (permalink)
 
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It somehow comforts me that you believe in Hell.
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Old 02-18-2008, 08:08 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Fuck Off.......



it's just that simple..........kinda like joe.....
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Old 02-19-2008, 02:13 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Boneheads all...
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:54 AM   #66 (permalink)
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What is your head made out of?
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:33 AM   #67 (permalink)
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lick me like a lollipop........

or


eat me like an oreo.


ask joe...........he's good at both.
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:52 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Uh-oh!

Yeah, and I got nothin'.

You were saying?
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Old 03-03-2008, 01:37 PM   #69 (permalink)
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What color is the sky in your world?
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Old 03-03-2008, 01:46 PM   #70 (permalink)
 
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May you be excused?
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Old 03-03-2008, 02:45 PM   #71 (permalink)
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why am I so disrespected in western canada..........
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Old 03-03-2008, 04:56 PM   #72 (permalink)
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why am I so disrespected in western canada..........



it's the weather......



oh yeah........




in one ear,out your mother......
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Old 03-04-2008, 04:51 PM   #73 (permalink)
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You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

How tall are you? I did not know they stacked shit that high.

Did any of your mother's children live?

Put your pants on! You're confusing the children and making the women snicker.

If you were half the man you're mother thinks you are, you'd be twice the man you are.

What's the matter? Is your brain cell lonely?

If that was your best idea, give it a second. It'll die of loneliness.

And in honor of Gary Gygax:
Great Athena's Tits! What saving throw did you fail? If you're charisma were cut in half it would be an improvement. Quick, throw some holy water on it and see if it bubbles.
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:48 AM   #74 (permalink)
 
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I can tell, you at least finished grade level sophomoric.

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Old 03-07-2008, 08:24 PM   #75 (permalink)
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To anyone; "Blind people find you ugly!"
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Old 03-07-2008, 09:31 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Someone pissed in your mother.

(warning, this will get you struck in some mediterranian countries...)
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Old 03-08-2008, 10:45 AM   #77 (permalink)
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One I heard in college: That dumb cunt is a cum chugging fuck pig.
Personally, aside for the lovely use of assonance, I think that one really crosses the line.

There's also a deadly insult in Spanish that translates to: I shit on the bad milk of your whore mother who spat you from her twat.

And an insult in Russian that translates to: You'll live, but you won't feel much like fucking. Mostly insulting because it's cast in the familiar mood.
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:42 PM   #78 (permalink)
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You are the reason why condoms are invented.

I used to be against abortions, I changed my mind after I met you.

You are proof that God is playing a prank on us.

You are 12 kinds of ugly and twice as dumb.

The reason why you have younger siblings is because your parents didn't get it right the first time.

You look like you have an extra set of chromosome in your DNA.

When given the choices, Hitler decided it would be easier to take over the world than to make you look pretty.

Your parents must have beaten you with an ugly stick when you were little.

You're so ugly, the doctor slaps your mom instead of you when you were born.

Mexican farts smell better than you.

You look like a retarded offspring of a sasquach and a monkey.
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:56 PM   #79 (permalink)
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One chromosome over being severely retarded. (one of my faves)



And this I wrote in my blog about a painfully idiotic co-worker:

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. ... You are so unimaginative you make me sick, you are as talentless as a towel.
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:32 AM   #80 (permalink)
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those r gr8 1s but the best was "how's ur wifey and my kids"

cracked me up

nice 1s
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