Originally Posted by levite

If there were no laws against killing, someone would've done evolution a favor with you by now.

What a total waste of oxygen you are.

I crap turds that have more warmth and charm than you.

If there were an asshole Olympics, he'd be a gold medalist.

[So-and-so]? Yeah, smarter than a prison rapist, but not as well-mannered.

You know, one day, when you learn to read, you're going to be embarrassed about what you just said.

Yeah, he's less together than a crack whore's legs.

It'll be a miracle of improbability if he ever figures out how to reproduce.

He's not really quite as smart as the average woodchuck.