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KellyC · 03-10-2008, 07:42 PM

You are the reason why condoms are invented.

I used to be against abortions, I changed my mind after I met you.

You are proof that God is playing a prank on us.

You are 12 kinds of ugly and twice as dumb.

The reason why you have younger siblings is because your parents didn't get it right the first time.

You look like you have an extra set of chromosome in your DNA.

When given the choices, Hitler decided it would be easier to take over the world than to make you look pretty.

Your parents must have beaten you with an ugly stick when you were little.

You're so ugly, the doctor slaps your mom instead of you when you were born.

Mexican farts smell better than you.

You look like a retarded offspring of a sasquach and a monkey.

03-10-2008, 07:42 PM	#78 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	You are the reason why condoms are invented. I used to be against abortions, I changed my mind after I met you. You are proof that God is playing a prank on us. You are 12 kinds of ugly and twice as dumb. The reason why you have younger siblings is because your parents didn't get it right the first time. You look like you have an extra set of chromosome in your DNA. When given the choices, Hitler decided it would be easier to take over the world than to make you look pretty. Your parents must have beaten you with an ugly stick when you were little. You're so ugly, the doctor slaps your mom instead of you when you were born. Mexican farts smell better than you. You look like a retarded offspring of a sasquach and a monkey. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens. Last edited by KellyC; 03-10-2008 at 08:41 PM..