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uncle phil · 04-20-2011, 03:19 AM

you love nature in spite of what it did to you...

Tophat665 · 04-20-2011, 10:23 AM

You need to stop loving nature less or they're going to lock you up.

uncle phil · 04-21-2011, 02:59 AM

why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-21-2011, 09:45 AM

I thought when you said "less" you said "so much"!

uncle phil · 04-22-2011, 02:53 AM

you have van gogh's ear for music...

Tophat665 · 04-26-2011, 08:33 AM

"Great" Insult page? I think not. My 8 year old does better. Have y'all been eating a bowl of stupid for breakfast? Heck, I find more wit every time I clean the cat box.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-01-2011, 04:18 PM

I pooped on your status...sorry.

uncle phil · 05-18-2011, 03:08 AM

your mother still cuts the edges off your toast...

Lindy · 05-18-2011, 12:21 PM

you've got a face just made for radio...

Tophat665 · 05-19-2011, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lindy

you've got a face just made for radio...

Unfortunately, you've also got the voice for Newspaper reporting.

uncle phil · 06-11-2011, 03:13 AM

Tully Mars · 06-11-2011, 04:24 AM

I don't do miniatures.

uncle phil · 06-17-2011, 02:52 AM

uncle phil · 06-19-2011, 02:52 AM

i'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple...

Tully Mars · 06-19-2011, 03:40 AM

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. Don't worry I stuck up for the pigs.

uncle phil · 06-26-2011, 02:11 AM

uncle phil · 06-30-2011, 02:40 AM

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-30-2011, 04:31 PM

I'd rather be slow
than say things that make me sound
fucking retarded.

04-20-2011, 03:19 AM	#241 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you love nature in spite of what it did to you... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-20-2011, 10:23 AM	#242 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	You need to stop loving nature less or they're going to lock you up. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-21-2011, 02:59 AM	#243 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-21-2011, 09:45 AM	#244 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I thought when you said "less" you said "so much"! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-22-2011, 02:53 AM	#245 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you have van gogh's ear for music... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-26-2011, 08:33 AM	#246 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	"Great" Insult page? I think not. My 8 year old does better. Have y'all been eating a bowl of stupid for breakfast? Heck, I find more wit every time I clean the cat box. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-01-2011, 04:18 PM	#247 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I pooped on your status...sorry. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-18-2011, 03:08 AM	#248 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	your mother still cuts the edges off your toast... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-18-2011, 12:21 PM	#249 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	you've got a face just made for radio...

06-11-2011, 03:13 AM	#251 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-11-2011, 04:24 AM	#252 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	I don't do miniatures. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

06-17-2011, 02:52 AM	#253 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-19-2011, 02:52 AM	#254 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-19-2011, 03:40 AM	#255 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. Don't worry I stuck up for the pigs. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

06-26-2011, 02:11 AM	#256 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2011, 02:40 AM	#257 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2011, 04:31 PM	#258 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I'd rather be slow than say things that make me sound fucking retarded. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT