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If there were no laws against killing, someone would've done evolution a favor with you by now.
What a total waste of oxygen you are.
I crap turds that have more warmth and charm than you.
If there were an asshole Olympics, he'd be a gold medalist.
[So-and-so]? Yeah, smarter than a prison rapist, but not as well-mannered.
You know, one day, when you learn to read, you're going to be embarrassed about what you just said.
Yeah, he's less together than a crack whore's legs.
It'll be a miracle of improbability if he ever figures out how to reproduce.
He's not really quite as smart as the average woodchuck.
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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