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uncle phil · 08-28-2010, 04:38 AM

well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need...

uncle phil · 08-30-2010, 03:06 AM

did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-30-2010, 08:41 AM

See how that doesn't offend me at all? I ate an extra bowl of stupid & it tasted just like you. Or your girlfriend. Or some mixture, with strawberries. What were you saying?

Tophat665 · 08-30-2010, 08:49 AM

I must say this is entertaining. I love to watch the mentally challenged.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-30-2010, 12:15 PM

Loving yourself is virtuous.

ring · 08-30-2010, 04:54 PM

uncle phil · 08-31-2010, 02:15 AM

why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable - like a coma...

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-31-2010, 05:55 AM

I thought you did that already

uncle phil · 08-31-2010, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...

like a coma...

you're right - my bad...

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uncle phil · 09-02-2010, 02:51 AM

insult - 46.jpg

uncle phil · 09-04-2010, 03:06 AM

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Ourcrazymodern? · 09-04-2010, 08:07 AM

...Your new boyfriend IS a bigger dick than you.

uncle phil · 09-05-2010, 04:35 AM

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uncle phil · 09-07-2010, 02:12 AM

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uncle phil · 09-09-2010, 02:41 AM

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Xerxys · 09-21-2010, 09:03 PM

Yo momma so ugly god photoshopped her!

uncle phil · 09-23-2010, 03:04 AM

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uncle phil · 09-25-2010, 02:48 AM

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uncle phil · 09-29-2010, 02:35 AM

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Ourcrazymodern? · 09-30-2010, 07:52 AM

Nice manicure!

Redlemon · 09-30-2010, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

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I love this.

Lindy · 09-30-2010, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Thank you for tacitly introducing me to your staff.

Lindy

uncle phil · 10-03-2010, 04:20 AM

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G5_Todd · 10-05-2010, 09:33 PM

I found this thread in a search...I was going to start one that said the best come backs or something like that....

But mine is....some know it all was telling a guy I work with, how to do something...and he didn't work with us....

So the come back was..."I don't come down to your corner and tell you how to suck a dick."

SirLance · 10-06-2010, 06:41 PM

Your mind is so open I can hear the wind whistling through it.

Tophat665 · 10-07-2010, 06:34 AM

YouTube - Hard Rain tour "Idiot Wind"

uncle phil · 12-18-2010, 06:56 AM

mirrors can't talk; and lucky for you they can't laugh either...

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-18-2010, 10:03 AM

You're still practicing, right?

uncle phil · 02-19-2011, 03:22 AM

learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-27-2011, 02:42 PM

I couldn't ever hate you.

uncle phil · 03-12-2011, 03:34 AM

aphrodisiac · 03-12-2011, 10:26 AM

how long do you have left?

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-08-2011, 06:46 PM

Let me get that cleaned up for you.

uncle phil · 04-11-2011, 12:01 PM

you have delusions of adequacy...

uncle phil · 04-13-2011, 02:45 AM

you have all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire...

Tully Mars · 04-13-2011, 02:51 AM

Churchill was the master-

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

uncle phil · 04-14-2011, 02:50 AM

you have never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary...

uncle phil · 04-16-2011, 02:18 AM

i feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here...

uncle phil · 04-19-2011, 03:21 AM

i've just learned about your illness. let's hope it's nothing trivial...

Tophat665 · 04-19-2011, 05:40 AM

I see you've recovered from the lobotomy. Good job!

08-28-2010, 04:38 AM	#201 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-30-2010, 03:06 AM	#202 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-30-2010, 08:41 AM	#203 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	See how that doesn't offend me at all? I ate an extra bowl of stupid & it tasted just like you. Or your girlfriend. Or some mixture, with strawberries. What were you saying? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-30-2010, 08:49 AM	#204 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I must say this is entertaining. I love to watch the mentally challenged. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-30-2010, 12:15 PM	#205 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Loving yourself is virtuous. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-30-2010, 04:54 PM	#206 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤

08-31-2010, 02:15 AM	#207 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable - like a coma... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-31-2010, 05:55 AM	#208 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I thought you did that already __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-02-2010, 02:51 AM	#210 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 46.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-04-2010, 03:06 AM	#211 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 47.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-04-2010, 08:07 AM	#212 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...Your new boyfriend IS a bigger dick than you. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-05-2010, 04:35 AM	#213 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 48.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-07-2010, 02:12 AM	#214 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 49.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-09-2010, 02:41 AM	#215 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 51.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-21-2010, 09:03 PM	#216 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Yo momma so ugly god photoshopped her!

09-23-2010, 03:04 AM	#217 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 52.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-25-2010, 02:48 AM	#218 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 53.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-29-2010, 02:35 AM	#219 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 54.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-30-2010, 07:52 AM	#220 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Nice manicure! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-03-2010, 04:20 AM	#223 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 55.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-05-2010, 09:33 PM	#224 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	I found this thread in a search...I was going to start one that said the best come backs or something like that.... But mine is....some know it all was telling a guy I work with, how to do something...and he didn't work with us.... So the come back was..."I don't come down to your corner and tell you how to suck a dick." __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

10-06-2010, 06:41 PM	#225 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Your mind is so open I can hear the wind whistling through it. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-18-2010, 06:56 AM	#227 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mirrors can't talk; and lucky for you they can't laugh either... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-18-2010, 10:03 AM	#228 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You're still practicing, right? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-19-2011, 03:22 AM	#229 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-27-2011, 02:42 PM	#230 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I couldn't ever hate you. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-12-2011, 03:34 AM	#231 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	56 __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 04-11-2011 at 12:02 PM..

03-12-2011, 10:26 AM	#232 (permalink)
aphrodisiac Upright Location: UK	how long do you have left?

04-08-2011, 06:46 PM	#233 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Let me get that cleaned up for you. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-11-2011, 12:01 PM	#234 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you have delusions of adequacy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-13-2011, 02:45 AM	#235 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you have all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-13-2011, 02:51 AM	#236 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Churchill was the master- Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk. Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

04-14-2011, 02:50 AM	#237 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you have never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-16-2011, 02:18 AM	#238 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-19-2011, 03:21 AM	#239 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i've just learned about your illness. let's hope it's nothing trivial... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.