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You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
How tall are you? I did not know they stacked shit that high.
Did any of your mother's children live?
Put your pants on! You're confusing the children and making the women snicker.
If you were half the man you're mother thinks you are, you'd be twice the man you are.
What's the matter? Is your brain cell lonely?
If that was your best idea, give it a second. It'll die of loneliness.
And in honor of Gary Gygax:
Great Athena's Tits! What saving throw did you fail? If you're charisma were cut in half it would be an improvement. Quick, throw some holy water on it and see if it bubbles.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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