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...barely digestible.
Nudity is... |
...cold in the winter, man!
Aphrodite is... |
...freakin hot for a mythical goddess.
Charlie Manson is... |
freaking NOT human...
summer vacation is... |
...a hot version of winter vacation.
Rock n' Roll is... |
the point of being....
Life is..... |
...just a bowl of cherries.
the alternative, however, is... |
...........simply another way.
being the only one in your office in the afternoon is.......... |
...time to turn up the music & dance naked on your desk! (or not. that's up to you.)
eating dinner alone 4 nights in a row is... |
something that calls for a change on night number 5
Family time is...... |
About 5 minutes.....
Pot Roast is.... |
...best when served with carrots and potato
the deficit is... |
...not really a surplus.
the army - navy game is... |
a very old rivalry.
A rivalry is.. |
...a bitter fight between two cans of dog food.
stainless steel cookware purchased at K-mart is... |
Tax deductible as a donation toward the 'Free Martha-It's A Good Thing' campaign
parchment is |
Paper that's dying for a drink.
Skinny is |
the opposite of fat!
Fat is... |
wo's last name...(remember hawaii 5-0, LD?)
the 39th parallel is... |
more popular than the 40th parallel
polar ice cap is |
slowly melting.
My job is... |
...bigger than your job.
the thing is... |
nothing to worry about
mucous membrane is |
inside your body
time is |
...not essential.
bananas are... |
A poor man's sex fantasy
A plain brown envelope is |
... a good place to stash your porn
A good stash of porn is... |
..oft-times found in your parents lower dresser drawer, underneath the pajamas.
"Jimmy cracked corn" is... |
...something I don't care about.
Any recreational activity that doesn't involve sex is... |
boring.
homework is.... |
...without a doubt easier than the test.
all of me is... |
..........the ceo of the sleeper jammie corporation.
freshly cut toenails are..... |
...freaky man, just plain fucking freaky.
That Titty board post I was looking at earlier is.... |
...still there.
a dope is... |
...something my teachers told me never to smoke
Ben Affleck is... |
a media whore.
The DNC is... |
...on it's way to beantown.
the RNC is... |
...A joke
Madison Square Garden is... |
...not to be confused with the garden of the finzi contini.
kansas city, kansas is... |
the last hope of civilization til you get to Denver....
BBQ is |
....What you should trun around and go back to K.C., Mo. for
a greasy face is.... |
squeaky.
Wireless mice are... |
tasty.
Something slippery is... |
...something you dont want to run on. You could break a hip or your leg.
6 quarters, 12 dimes, 7 nickels and a half dollar is.... |
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....chicken feed. paper machee masks are... |
...not intended to be used as flotation devices in the event of emergency.
[read the manual already!] pickled hamsters are... |
...delicious on toasted rye bread with mashed caper berries.
bonbons are... |
........good for a rush of sugar to the head.
the soil is.... |
.......cleaned out with "Shout"
The rinse cycle is....... |
great for women..... (or is that the spin cycle?)
the earth is..... |
...gettin' dirtier by the minute.
hey, pj...webster is... |
Nope...ain't gonna let this un die...since early June? I think not!
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Hey U.P. bernadette said "pickled hamsters are..."
Oh, I got you...I had already commented on your PJ, Webster statement...Excuse me, the hamsters just seemed to fit with the Webster smoker, and I got carried away...Just as they are going to do to me someday soon..... |
wow. so, hampsters or no hampsters you still killed it right?
so how about... Dogs wearing glasses are: |
...not looking backwards after they wag their tails.
bananas do not... |
...Look forward to some of the jobs they are asked to do.
Long division is.... |
...for communists.
Writing lines for a drink wrapper is... |
...lucrative, especially if daddy owns the company.
butt plugs are... |
.....a great social item.........'specially when the in-laws are around.....you know....bring it up just for the hell of it,and see what happens.
evil devious minds are..... |
...terrible things to waste.
the doobies are... |
one hella good band.........
china grove is.... |
a sleepy little town.........
Muscle Shoals is....... |
a word I have never heard of before?
[B]Most people are: |
...in a general category.
some musicians are... |
.....teh suXor
cheap red wine is..... |
..the closest some people get to a cheap drunk.
but...thunderbird is... |
... a dish best served cold (in a brown paper bag.)
Revenge, however, is...... |
...mine, sayeth rudy.
popsickles and icicles are... |
Proof that the Lords of Winter have a strange sense of humor.
Eclectic polytheism is... |
a sign of being afraid of comittment.
Heroism is.... |
heroin with 2 different letters.
republicans are... |
god's gift to no one.
democrats are..... |
...adherents of democracy.
angioplasty is... |
A word whose deffinition I dont know.
Cold blooded animals are... |
duh......not warm blooded.......
toast is...... |
What you are when you're S.O. gets home and finds out what you're doing with her best friends......
a mime is....... |
...still trying to crawl through that window.
prestidigitation is... |
not intimidation?
^^ Final Fantasy is... |
duh.......Final.
wobbly pops are... |
...cool.
stout is... |
better than drinking your own vomit.
Refrigerators are... |
... where I keep my "friends".
Axes are... |
messy ways to kill people
Sports are........ |
only slighty less messy ways to kill people....
Steroids are....... |
for people that have no faith in themselves.
faith is..... |
belief in something that has no substance nor matter
House of Secrets is..... |
A dark and lonely place.
A free lunch is...... |
...unattainable.
the little fish is... |
named Nemo.
The cup is filled with....... |
hope and ambition.......
Half full is......... |
......really the same as half empty
iamtheone's location is.......... |
There is no good with no evil in it........
OshnSoul's cute monkey is........... |
...not wanting to be spanked.
arriving alive is... |
better than dyin while tryin...
any movie directed my mario van peebles is... |
SHIT...............
little birdies are..... |
something you see when you get bonked in the head a few times.......
Violence is..... |
...a way of life for some.
serendipity is... |
.............one of the most wonderful occurances
halloween is............ |
increasingly a holiday for adults rather than children.
Camels are..... |
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