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...is coming up right behind you right now. LOOK OUT!
using all caps is... |
...bad for the fedora makers of America.
Styrofoam is... 2Wolves |
... per George Carlin, plastic encapsulated beer farts.
Ordering takeout pizza at four in the morning with 5 of your drunken friends is... |
...likely to result in triple gouda and double sardine nightmares.
Static electricity is... 2Wolves |
...immobile.
nirvana is... |
Quote:
Alcohol addiction is... |
.......for alcoholics...
8 inches of snow is........ |
Something my home town will never see.
100 feet of snow is... |
......a cold hell....
Godzilla is.... |
...tojo's nightmare.
a sharp stick in the eye is... |
...quite an eye sore to behold.
A rubber chicken is... |
...a faithful friend who wont put you down!
A good film is... |
...only a membrane.
absolute zero is... |
...an empty vodka bottle:(
stepping in a pile of slush is... |
...substantially better than stepping in a pile of fresh dog poo.
lighting your hair on fie is... |
.....when you are too drunk,and right after stepping in the dog poo,you try to light a smoke and,well,you fuckin' miss cuz you're pissed about the damn dogshit and ,you end up lightin' your hair on fire.
coffee and kahlua is............ |
a tasty eye opener.
Waking up to a sink full of dirty dishes is... |
...far too normal an occurance!
Going to work on the train is... |
...no doubt better than walking to work.
Farting on the train is... |
necessarily carried out discreetly.
Something that is unseen is... |
...the beauty in life that is ignored
finding money in an old coat is.... |
........... free money.
Saturday night on the net is.............. |
ridiculed and yet often well spent.
Wearing funky hats is... |
...helpful if you're funky bald.
tapestry is... |
... is the crazy idea of life the we are somehow all in this together.<p>Bedlam is...
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the day after christmas at the malls.
What the hell is.... |
...(or are) the last words of a do it yourself, backyard, nuclear powerplant builder.
Too much love is... 2Wolves |
is letting someone go and they never come back.
Getting married is.... |
...akin to setting off a low-yield thermonuclear device.
getting divorced is... |
....a lot more expensive than suicide.
My wifes new infatuation with butt play is... |
...disturbing to the goldfish.
A strange attractor is... |
...also annoying the goldfish.
Now the goldfish is... |
...experienced.
Jimi Hendrix is... |
resting comfortably.
Brittney's ex husband is.... |
...a FREE BIRD!!!!!!
So um, like, Lynard Skynard is... |
...pronounced nothing like it's spelled.
The best reason to kill is... |
...also the worst reason.
ignominy is... |
... is something I just can't believe in you do it you own it.<p>An allergy is...
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....something I thankfully don't have (except for one medication).
but getting so sick right before a special event/holiday that you have to miss out on it is......... |
... something that prevents me from eating olives.
A multi-phase, mixed state, fast cycling bipolar ex-wife is... |
...not very tasty
the "is" game is... |
... one long-running sumbitch!
Viewing the world through the lens of a cathode ray tube is... |
... is the cost of watching the televised news.<p>A pain in the gut is...
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better than a pain in my nuts.
You see, the thing is.... |
...well, ya know, i was thinking (sic) the other day and, well, shit.
valleyspeak is... |
one thing I am glad I don't hear anymore.
foreign accents are.......... |
not as sexy as my west coast Seattle accent.
hot sex is . . . |
not good in hell.
cold sex is... |
short! Unless it turns into hot sex...
Being cold is... |
...an attribute some nuns are known for.
and the winner is... |
.. the person who is running the race or, in the competition, or playing Bingo, or the guy who won 57000; but he was not the winner ewhen he was hit by a car the next day.<p>A long winded wordy response is...
|
... apparently not very popular to follow up.<p>Bitter cold is...
|
coldy bitter, for some reason.
Halo 2 is... |
Bitter cold is... being beaten to it, apparently!
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<p>"Halo 2 is... <p>a game I haven't played.<p>Haven't played is...
|
haven't played is haven't lived
haven't lived is... |
haven't lived is...
Just depressing! Depression itself is... |
Depression itself is...just another lame excuse.
Self sufficience is... |
... hard by yourself.<p>Seeing a 5 year old puke is...
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a spectator sport.
Playing games all day is... |
playing games all day is... great work if you can get it!
Hard work is... |
Hard work is.....gratifying and rewarding most of the time.
unemployment is........... |
better when you get paid
A juggling mime is... |
bloody impressive!
A fire juggler is... |
....dangerously impressive
David Blaine is.......... |
David Blaine is...damned talented.
Houdini is.... |
speedy circular thinking.
staring into one's navel is.... |
...a horrid sight, if it were not impossible...
Navel hair is... |
Navel hair is... growing on your prutrifying orange.
Orange hair is... |
orange hair is found on the head of strange people.
Any one with orange hair is... |
... a fan Oklahoma State sporting events.<p>The color crimson is...
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crimson is close to OU's Maroon
Maroon is......... |
... a color I don't have very much of at all.<p>Having the sniffles is...
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..............something that drives me crazy!
Sundays are........... |
Sunday is for Nascar - two more weeks!
Nascar is.... |
full of gas.
Reading a comic is.. |
...hard to do without "speech bubbles."
the Rolex 24-hour race is... |
about 28 minutes too long for Junior and Stewart!
Earnhardt is... |
...dead.
time, however, is... |
coming to an end also.
But sometimes... |
sometimes is an invariable.
Tomorrow is......... |
only a day away.
Meanwhile, the Phantom of the Opera is... |
alive and living in the sewers under the opera house.
Freedom is |
.....is something we were born with, so why live without it?
Yet another new reality show is......... |
... deserving of being cancelled before it even starts.<p>Incoming bad weather is....
|
bad weather is already here!
Snow is... |
...not my favorite animal, vegetable, or mineral.
flog is... |
cheap or painful.
Being cheap is... |
a sign you will die poor or unhappy....or both
a random act of kindness is....... |
...a senseless scene of beauty.
a shave and a haircut is... |
... two bits.
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick is... |
... a popular response in this thread.<p>Alcoholism is....
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........a useless retreat
a bed & breakfast is......... |
something I've never tried.
The Hilton is... |
... not as good as Paris makes it appear.<p>Chinese food is...
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. . . somewhat lacking in grapes.
Tetris is . . . |
tetris is over my head.
Poker is....... |
... something I like to play but lose my shirt doing.<p>A slip and slide is...
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a slip and slide is really easy around here today - lots of ice and snow.
Snow is............... |
... the setup to 'I hardly know her'.
Liquor in the back is... |
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