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...snoop dog-eat-dog.
speaking of which, nathan's is... |
a giant two headed pirahana who's superpower consists of being completely delicious when fried.
The reason I am so popular is... |
your completely odd imagination when it comes to superheroes.
this person is..... http://www.richardland.com/features/...itneyboxes.jpg |
a freakin man baby yea!
Lots of Chinese Food Makes my poop weird like when The Incredible Hulk is... |
Floggin' the Dog.
Your left nut is... |
not to be chewed on.
A mostly unknown dinosaur: Fuckasaurus Rex is |
the greatest male-porn star to come out of the Creataceous period.
Gooey, hairy sink clogs are |
...what my wife leaves for me every morning.
webster is... |
some crazy little midget who had a show in the 80's (that sucked).
The old tampon-in-the-teacup trick is |
delightful when consumed with a daquiri.
Snoop Dogg is.. |
...sitting on top of his dog house making believe he's dueling with the red baron.
the dry tortugas are... |
...not the wet hares.
The thing that makes you laugh til u fart is... |
my neighbor choking to death on a milk bone.
Canned tuna is.. |
not ungood for sandwwiches!
a wankster is... |
what the gasface used to be.
Isocracy is |
...triangular moon-worship.
charlie's angels are... |
Fantasized about daily by pre-teens.
Richard Gere is.. |
....quite good in that movie Chicago
That strange taste in my mouth is... |
a deadly virus which will wipe out the world's population in 24 hours.
The blood on the walls is |
...what came out of who i tried to make my jackolantern out of.
The most offensive phrase in the english language is... |
i just want to be friends with you
most anticipated phrase in the english language |
Lets screw.
Most misused phrase in the english language is... |
please
the biggest asshole in the world is |
Very big,
Or very dirty? |
Whats your topic?
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...P. A. in a can.
eskimo pussy is... |
mighty cold ;)
Sex in the snow is... |
what causes blue balls.
The fight between the Ninjas and the cowboys is |
over quickly.
A shaven pussy is... |
my late evening snack. (Yum!)
Doggystyle is... |
...a poodle salon.
where i'm going in two days is... |
The hairstylist.
Girls are... |
- skip -
sailor, you haven't seen my pic in exhibition, have you... - skip - |
way to end the game phil.
sure ill start it back up! Three Toed Sloths are.... |
...all thumbs.
the end of the game is... |
NEVER!
My halloween treats are... |
...going to work with my husband tomorrow!
Thanksgiving makes me think of... |
.......a house full of a shitload of people.
Nieces and nephews are......... |
a pain in the arse.......................
Monday morning................ |
....is.....uh..the worst day of the week?
krispy kremes are |
cum filled for delightfulness!!
Tiring exercise is...... |
the best part of my day.
A thread killing sentence is... |
...an unfortunate thing.
Stepping in a fresh pile of dog pooh is... |
better than stepping in Winnie the poo.
What bernadette's avatar is smoking is... |
a cigarette that thinks it's a steam engine.
Relaxing after a crazy day is... |
...like wiping your ass with silk, i love it
A krispy kreme is.. |
too damn glazy...
Jackie Gleason is... |
...deader than art carney.
a pig in a poke is... |
..kinda kinky.
Burnt toast is... |
...what frank zappa ate hot dogs on.
now head cheese, rather, is... |
probably better than toe cheese.
Icy weather is... |
...tough on beach sandals.
Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausage is... |
small in comparison to my Hebrew National Beef Balogne.
The trouble with women today is... |
...not as bad as what they think the trouble with men is today.
a sinkhole is... |
...where my love life resides.<p> Tomorrow is...
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...a social construction
A donkey punch is... |
...going to hurt like a mother.<p>
Shaving is... |
...what got those guys in trouble over 50 years ago in the betting scandals.
billboards are... |
... filling up the empty spaces of consciousness in the highways of our minds.<p>Thanksgiving is...
|
a day to lie in bed and be thankful that you dont have to get your lazy ass to work
Turkey is... |
...formerly known as asia minor.
mesopotamia is... |
now known as Iraq.
The big stick policies of Theodore Roosevelt are |
surely the downfall of the USA.
Living on a hill is... |
...tilted
The Carpathian Mountains are... |
pointy on top.
The best thing before sliced bread was... |
unsliced bread.
thanks giving is |
when bush disappear
feelgood is |
... right before this post.<p>Jam is...
|
the stuff between toes
Today is... |
...the first day of the rest of air45's life.
morphology is... |
... The form and structure of an organism or one of its parts
Licking your lover is .... |
..... the pleasure of life
Shakespeare's Othello is.... |
MURDER!
A Rocky Mountain Oyster is... |
the same as a prairie oyster.
A picture frame is... |
..using photoshop to make it look like someone else did the deed.
A palindrome is.. |
... "Mr. Owl ate my metal worm."<p>Almost is...<p>With credit to Jim Kalb's palindrome site for the palindrome.
|
...close enough for gov't work.
My dog's left nut is.... |
cryptorchid.
Stubbing one's toe is.. |
like kicking splck in the balls
Jumping into a vortex is |
... perhaps not the best way to keep from being sucked in.
Prepositions are.. |
the glue of this game.
Rhododendrons are |
uglier than roses.
The reason I hate snow is |
... there is never enough around when you really need it.<p>The reason the wind blows is...
|
Alberta sucks.
Coasting in neutral is... |
suicidical
USSR is |
... a former world superpower.<p>Going down is...
|
worth two thumbs up.:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Eating a blob of wasabi is... |
ill advised.
Sushi is... |
tasty...
the lord of the rings (two towers) extended edition dvds are... |
entirely too f*cking long!!
Equilibrium is... |
...that stuff in your ears that keeps you balanced.
The Detroit Lions... |
...will again wait 'til next year.
a snowflake is... |
an Eskimo in the Green Party.
Toxic waste is... |
Homer Simpson’s suntan oil.
A crostini is… |
Some 14 year old bowhead who found that the N'Stynk show has been cancelled.
A day old whale is... |
... is still pretty damn big.<p>Being tired is...
|
too tiring.
Standing on your head while beside a moving bus is... |
a good way to get exhaust up your nose
Kicking your tae kwon do instructor in the nuts is... |
... is a good way to get your own nuts handed to you.<p>Apple juice is...
|
...disgusting if you leave it sitting out for two weeks.
Samuel L. Jackson is... |
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