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...over with in my life
watching a child grow is...... |
something I am experiencing right now.
having twin girls is........ |
...some man's fantasy.
having triplets is... |
one of my greatest nightmares.
Having septuplets is... |
very painful.
Drinking icy cold gimlets on a hot summer day is... |
...is much more satisfying than drinking deisel fuel.
Once when I iinexplicably got stuck in..... |
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...what I look forward to, in old age!
G-dub is.... |
my choice for president.
The other guy is... |
.......the opposite of this guy
being hungry is............ |
...the best way to be when seated before a plate of carabas' shrimp scampi.
"Telefon" is... |
... is heading a campaign to bring farmers online.
Beefeater Gin, Ginger Ale, and a lime is ... |
...almost as good as "two parts vodka, one part lime."
a minor is... |
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...both funny and disgusting!
My right shin is... |
...tightly bound in a blue and white striped tube sock
Is you is or is you ain't my baby is... |
...the end-product of a lousy lyricist.
mississippi is... |
a crappy way to count out a second, which is how long it took good 'old uncle phil to destroy my fondest memories of the sound track to Tom and Jerry
Two old men with a can of sardines and half a set of dentures is... |
...never gonna be chewin' out each other.
tennessee is... |
where william was from?
sharp, pointy, metal objects are....... |
shiny but painful.
The Titty Board is..... |
....a place I really never visit.
but the Exhibition Board is...... |
....a place OshnSoul has posted in.
Being really thirsty is... |
...a really sucky feeling.
David Blaine is... |
really boring.
Anime is... |
......interesting to an extent.
Queer Eye is.......... |
...a show that I don't watch....
The Sopranos is......... |
A show that was brilliant in season 1 but then faded quickly.
Crushed glass underfoot is.... |
...making me step lightly.
every once in a while it is... |
Quote:
mother nature is..... |
worthy of an oedipal complex.
peace, love, and understanding is.... |
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........not a good slang for popsicle
having a moment of peace is.......... |
an illusion of the well disciplined mind.
being slapped on the neck by your best friend's grandfather is.... |
.......something I'd never forget.
buying 200 lottery tickets a day is......... |
....something i see all the time at work....
my favorite memory is... |
...meeting my wife.
My SO is... |
a permanent fixture - today is our 37th anniversary.
An anniversary is... |
... tasty, much like butter
a stiffthalter is... |
...good for keeping things pointed in the right direction.
"antigone" is... |
a dern weird way to say that something's still here
smoking in the boys room is.... |
Motley Crue's lamest song
A loaded Potato skin is... |
what happens when you don't have the sense to stop at butter and sour cream.
The official sport of Swaziland is... |
sword swallowing.....
the best place to be at midnight is... |
...in the land of a thousand dances.
my septic tank is... |
...overflowing with love....
the state motto of California is... |
...burn, baby, burn.
Schaffer is... |
A HORRIFIC beer.
The reason people participate in TFP is.... |
to expand their minds:lol:
a mobile home is..... |
the PBR of housing...if you like it, you love it.
a little turtle-doving on the Mason Dixon line is.... |
...hard to do when you run into clothspins.
the tijuana two-step is... |
A great wrap up for a donkey show
whoopie goldberg making out with demi moore is.. |
...more than i can handle right now.
the Ave Maria is... |
something I should recognize.
a winepress full of cherries is... |
...nirvana.
ronald reagan is... |
Danger Wil Robinson!!! Danger!!
Rick Moranis' hairdresser is... |
the Hair-Master (pun with ghostbuster... :D)
A CD that only costs 9.99 is... |
...probably full of children's stories.
an ergonometrically sound chair is... |
Easy to get into-impossible to get out of.....
A bottle of Evian water is..... |
...best drunk with a couple ounces of fine scotch.
eddie haskell was... |
...always messing with the beaver.
the beaver is.... |
a good architect.
A good cigar is... |
Monica Lewinsky's best friend
Spike TV is..... |
...something i'd rather not see.
Bill Clinton is... |
going to make an assload of money from his new book.
drinking 2 pitchers of beer, 4 jager bombs, and 2 shots of tequila is... |
an even bet for an odd night and good cleansing of the colon in the morning.
taco-flavored kisses are... |
...proof that your sweetie loves junk food.
life-savers are... |
friends
a hot totty is.... |
Exactly what I've needed.
Nicotine is.... |
Exactly what I've needed......
A vacation is..... |
Exactly what i need now!
A $20 bill is.... |
only money.
Unconditional love is.... |
BS
Free sex is... |
as real as unconditional love.
true romance is ... |
something that happens in the movies.....
Fiction is.. |
Something I don't waste my time reading.
A smattering of applause is... |
too loud for me.
A 50 year old woman is... |
hot-blooded, hot-headed, hot flashes
a chrome hitch is... |
All it takes.
Chicken is... |
the other white meat.......
100% humidity is.... |
...what's inside a bottle of water.
daylight savings time is... |
a waste of time...
Megaball is..... |
A waste of money.
That guy behind home plate standing up and waving while talking on his cell phone is... |
A waste of space...
A sunshiny Monday is... |
...not a waste at all.
a bad day of golf is... |
...always better than a good day at work.
A bad day at work is... |
from 7:00 to 4:00 Monday thru Friday
Micheal Moore's 9/11 eye opener blockbuster is......... |
...more a bust than a block bust.
Fahrenheit 451 is... |
...a great book.
Fahrenheit 9/11 is... |
a flick I am going to see tonight....
President Bush is. |
...a debatable topic.
worcestershire sauce is... |
good with hard boiled eggs.....
Smoked oysters is..... |
Hard on the lungs
Saran Wrap is |
a nice outfit to wear when greating hubby at the door with a chilled bottle of champagne
Capitalism is |
the basis for most earned wealth.
Wealth is... |
the end result of capitalism (hopefully ;) )
salmon is... |
best when eaten off a naked supermodel.
AIM is... |
...lousy toothpaste.
anthracite is... |
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