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... one Bad Mother Fucker.<p>Snot is...
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...runnin' down your nose.
"buns up" is... |
A recurrent treme in Emeril's new baking show.
Iron Chef Roksaburo Michiba is... |
... a master baker.<P>Frustration is...
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...the precursor to inordinate amounts of language.
amplitude magnification is... |
... Real Genius and a big damn laser.<p>A botched partial is...
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...surgically incorrect.
A sodium fluorosilicate is... |
...the most fun you can have with your mouth.
big, bad irving is... |
...is the original Doctor.
Flying squirrels are... |
.. harder to hit with your car.<p>Toe jam is...
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...definitely not the kind you put on toast.
Long fingernails... |
...are the best friends of an itchy back.
Long threads are.. |
...tedious to read through all of the way.
However, short threads in Nonsense are... |
either searingly insightful or completely ignored.
Self Reference is.... |
....only disturbing in the thrid person
but constipation is......... |
...terrible in any circumstance!
Bill O'Reilly is... |
...unbenknownst by me.
Michael Jackson is... |
...a moniker I wouldn't use on my worst enemy.
A moniker is... |
...a nickname.
Nicknames are... |
...best when given while intoxicated.
Drinking games are... |
...only games when you're young enough not to understand them.
now real drinking, on the other hand, is... |
...more fun than a day at Six Flags.
Orange Jell-O is... |
... A delicious perversion of natural law.
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick is... |
... better the a flaming hot poke in the ass.<p>Erection is...
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How the Japanese choose thier leaders.
Running out of TP is... |
...Not an option.
Dobedo is... |
Spandex Swimsuits for attack dogs.
42 is.. |
...a special age for a pot bellied pig.
Yellow gum drops are... |
...best taken with a grain of salt.
the most wonderful time of the year is... |
boring
a skank is |
...a skunk from gawgia.
the "stars and bars" is... |
One way to get Howard Dean to take notice of your pickup truck.
The New Hampshire Primary is... |
..is the primary new subdivision of the Shire in Middle earth named Hamp.<p>Buckling is...
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... An immature Buck.
The face on the Three Dollar Bill is... |
... Fred Durst and Britnany Spears.<p>Rush is...
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........a great canadian band.
snow is............... |
... what we don't have enough of right now.<p> A silient child is...
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much better than an unsilent child.
Freezing weather is... |
... the reason we love fireplaces.
Chocolate is... |
... an alternative for sexual activity for some.<p>Work is...
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... a necessary evil.
Waxing is... |
...on the wane.
thermopylae is... |
A lot less narrow than it used to be.
Trafalgar is... |
not in the dictionary.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious is.......... |
...the square root of trafalgar.
lindsey buckingham was... |
the wife of Mr. Buckingham?
A can of soup is... |
Quote:
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Lindsey Buckingham was the only thing that ever made Stevie Nicks worth the time it took to listen to her.
A can of soup is... ... Not Art Which begs the following: Andy Warhol is.. |
... done with his 15 seconds of fame.<p>Sniffling is...
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...regrettably prevelant at the moment.
Chicken Soup is... |
... not good for chickens.<p>A tidal wave is...
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...rolling over alabama as we speak.
ersatz coffee was, is, and always will be... |
... a mystery to me.<p> Easy cheese is...
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... stinky.
pee is... |
warm.
poop is... |
a divine release of the anus.
goatse.cx is.......(if you are one of the five people left on the internet who hasn't seen goatse, check it out(nsfw) and then you will understand my post) |
um...is....um.....uh.....um......*life flashes before me*
SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANNA SEE! *shudders* but mushy cereal is............... (let's all adjust back to our normalities...that is if we can recover from that last link....tyvm eotlemac......)*shudders* |
Not as good as crunchy cereal... but then again cereal is overrated.
Ruling is... (other than my occupation) |
... a something you agree with or detest.<p>A fucked up sinus is...
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...A sign of being fucked in the head.
Nasal sex is... |
....okay with a small johnson.
a small johnson is... |
Flyman's bane.
Windows XP is full of... |
...venusian blinds.
a stepladder is... |
... a way to get ti up.<p>A silent but deadly is...
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more deadly than silent.
Eating poorly cooked shrimp is... |
like chewing rubber.
Dreaming you're falling is... |
...better than dreamin you're landing.
Flying coach is... |
...self inflicted origami.
Killing weasels is: 2Wolves |
... One way to depopulate Washington DC.
A chair, as spoon, and a toothbrush are... |
...not on my holiday gift list.
An albino cetacean's phallus is |
miniscule compared to mine :)
the best way to skin a cat is... |
to boil them in oil.
Got warts? the best way to rid yourself of them is .... |
...use the rings instead of the trapeze bar.
ernestine was... |
...Ernest Borgnine's twin sister. Not much to look at but a great dancer.
A cherry red 1971 Chevelle SuperSport convertible with a 396 is 2Wolves |
... A good penis substitute, but not as good as...
An English hothouse cucumber, which is... |
...is dirty, hot, and wet after <b>Tophat665</b> is finished with it (according to the post above.
an empty coffee cup in a drawer... |
...means "you've got some 'splainin' to do...."
which leads to soggy drawers, which are... |
... another thing that could result from the proper use of an English hothouse cucumber.
And rapidly shifting subject to the current bane of my existence, the Wiggles are... |
... still curable with most antibiotics.
While the Monkees are... 2Wolves |
... still over 40% terminal.
But the Heebee Jeebees are... |
are better than contracting the BoogieWoogie flu.
Blind cheeta's are |
... still faster than I am, but much more likely to hit a tree at 70 mph.
Deaf leopards, on the other hand, are... |
..usually an opening act for a Ted Nugent revival tour.
Windows v3.11 is... |
... DOS in a bad candy wrapper.
Krypton is... |
actually, was, the largest singular mass in the known universe before rending itself asunder. Evidence of it's size is plain due to the staggering amount of debris found even on planets light years away.
Wax is... |
...packaged and marketed by mr. zog.
altoona is... |
... Charlie the Toona's wierd old uncle.
Mayonnaise is.... |
... the glue that holds the sandwhich of our lives together.<p>Morning wood is...
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....the glue that holds the sandwhich of our lives together
Jared's diet method is........... |
... the same as everyone else's who has actually lost weight: eat less and excercise more.
Sandwiches are... |
...descendants of the duke of earl.
sausages are... |
........great for saturday mornin' breakfast.
soft boiled eggs are............ |
...not as soft as you'd think.
Styrofoam is... |
...made out of peanuts and stuffed in boxes to keep stuff from rattling around and falls out when you open the box and gets stuck to stuff all over the place and makes you C R A Z Y!!!
"bouncing betty" is... |
...illegal in 37 states.
Cream of mushroom soup is... 2Wolves |
...often mistaken for pumpkin pie a la mode.
christmas eve is... |
Like Summer's Eve, but chilled. (Brrrrr...)
Santa Claus is... |
...over.
a(n) heterodyne is... |
... not a component of my Onkyo THX receiver or is it?<p>Little yellow diiferent is...
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...is deferential only to mauve.
your worst fear is... |
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