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Jason Giambi's Steriod ridden penis.
Steroids being found in the Yankees clubhouse is... |
.............an amount to match their egos.
Baseball season is............... |
....... life is butt a dream
Pop goes the weasle |
is an antique attempt to escape the plague.
An antique is... |
.......something treasured but not broken
the Apocalypse..... |
is coming but so is Santa Claus.
The idea of dire predictions is... |
predictable.
A lottery ticket is... |
a self inflicted tax on ignorance.
Ignorance is... |
simply the best excuse.
Zen is ... |
.....an insightful art and philosphy.
Art is.......... |
...living well.
A canvas painted blue, however is... |
...absolutely blue.
A blank canvas is.... |
a picture of the fuuture.
The future is... |
...eventually going to become the present & then finally it will all just be history.
Spring time is... |
... the new beginning.
Lust is.... |
... one striving to be two.
Applying math to social situations is... |
.....quite analytical
socializing is........ |
the point of all being.......
philosophy can be characterized as......... |
...a futile endeavor.
Picture frames are... |
........a window into a different world
The "IS" game is......... |
a different world too!
The world is... |
.... a scary place
System of a Down represents ........ [c'mon somebody out there make me proud] |
Michael Moore.
Michael Moore is.... (and I'd like to respond to this one. |
... heavy, and he ain't my sister.
Karen Carpenter is... |
still not hungry.
Being hungry is... |
not being full..........
Life is...... |
...often silly.
Ssshhh. The secret is....... |
already out!
Everyone is... |
Kung Foo fighting.
Kung Pow Chicken is.... |
...killing the colonel.
the chicken dance is... |
a silly dance done at some weddings and other gatherings.
A Vegas wedding is... |
is not tradional.......
Thanksgiving is...... |
Turkey time!
Time is... |
everlasting......
possession is...... |
nine-tenths of the law.
Law is... |
yosemite sam
a rootin' tootin' cowboy is..... |
Dead Meat!!
My Genital Cuff is..... |
painful?
Fear is..... |
my middlename
I am? |
filled out nicely......
You are..... |
picking my nose
what is that? |
funny you should ask, you like?
How much would you pay for something like that? |
Awe Nancy and iamtheone killed the game!
Use IS!!! IS!!!! I'll start it again God is... |
a figment of your imagination.......
The Anti-Christ is..... |
...jim morrison.
"The Shark" is... |
Greg Norman.
Rodney Dangerfield is... |
a guy who gets no respect.
Elegance is... |
style.
Ass cheeks peering through the covers is..... |
how I never want to picture Roger Ebert.
Cow tipping is... |
..15-20% generally. more if they serve you exceptionally well.
Walking the dog(s) is... |
a trick made famous by some yo yo artist.......
Your true colors is..... |
...a very bad cyndi lauper cut.
black and white and red all over is... |
...the mime i ran over this morning
cheerios and coke is... |
... breakfast in the dark.
Sugar and spice is ... |
ingredients to make cake......
The FCC is..... |
not an acronym for the Felching Convicts Committee.
Jim Belushi is... |
getting a star on the walk of fame....
The Armenian Genocide is..... |
...a turkish conspiracy.
ernest t. worrell was... |
Jim Varney.
A bumpkin is... |
is differnt from a donky punch...
To give a pink slipper to your mom is..... |
only legal in Kentucky.
A coughed up hairball is... |
an appropriate garnish for a cosmopolitan.
revenge is... |
a new beginning....
Life is.... |
beyond understanding.
Understanding is ... |
cheap compared to ignorance.
The capital of Turkmenisatan is.... |
Ashgabat (formerly Ashkhabad)
Clifford from Cheers is...... |
Quote:
iamtheone is... |
a very thoughtful and considerate person...... (whom has donated today)
Zombies that walk the earth is..... |
...probably a very bad B-movie.
a tree falling in an empty forest is... |
probably ruining the family life of some bird.
The Call of the Wild is... |
a novel by Jack London?
Excessive compulsive disorder is......... |
my brother's attempt to justify why he jacks off every hour of the day
A beautiful mind is... |
...not nearly as important as a beautiful body!
a hangover is... |
what I have right now. :(
A good swift kick in the ass is... |
...what some lame-ohs need in this world.
"easy does it" is... |
... A company that is dedicated to assisting individuals in recovery.
A weeble is ... |
...a wobbly thang, but it don't fall down.
A good bottle of wine is... |
the perfect accompliment to a great meal.
A great meal is... |
...better than a dry bale of hay.
succotash is... |
...used to suffering.
Ultimate frisbee is... |
is a ROC weighing 180grams.....
girls posting pictures of their asses in the exhibition board is...... |
...simply delectible.
girls posting their boobies in the exhibition board are... |
not as common as many would like.
Guys posting on the exhibition board are... |
should be shot........ (joke - settle down)
This place....... |
is one of my favorite places.
A favorite place is... |
.....somewhere that makes you feel most alive.
being alive is........... |
having the world at your disposal........
Having your birthday on Easter is....... |
... A near guarantee of a Bunny shaped birthday cake every couple of years.
Having your birthday on Walpurgisnacht is... |
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Celebrating Walpurgisnacht(Walpurgis Night) is... |
...almost as much fun as greasing up the old maypole.
april 15th is... |
...the day the lines are tres long at the post office with people (who aren't getting a refund) waiting til the last possible moment to mail their dreadful tax forms.
getting a tax refund is... |
...something that won't be happening to me this year!
having to pay taxes is... |
us paying for the wars of our nation........
World War III is...... |
...something I wouldn't be surprised to see one day. :(
Our President is... |
a cowboy who runs office like one.....
Hamburger helper is.... |
reminiscent of brains. ick
Vaginal discharge is |
a womans way of saying she loves you... (lol)
Rollin' on dubs is..... |
...square on the trips.
life is... |
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