|
nothing compared to the CFL
The Fridge is... |
where the wobbly pops are.
t-bone steaks are...... |
... good for the whole family.
Jazz is... |
great with sex.
sex is..... |
a beautiful thing.
8 out of 10 is... |
not bad at all.
A big meal is... |
...reason enough to unbutton ones trousers.
pleasure, for pleasures sake, is... |
sex with strangers.
A genetic anomaly is... |
...sometimes better than you expect it to be.
Spilling milk to watch others cry about it is... |
a cow gone bad.
... An inverse reationship with a negative integer is... |
... positively devilish.
putting milk into the soda syphon to make it carbonated is... |
a brilliant idea!
A floppy disk is... |
.....Not fun to have in the heat of passion
a dingleberry is..... |
...caught on the end of your nose hair.
stamps are... |
fun to lick, but hurt your tongue after a while.
To die young is... |
to help the economy.
to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune is... |
...to have a whale of a time.
purchasing stolen merchandise is... |
...not so bad if you have a place to hide it for ten years before you use it.
the picture of dorian grey is... |
psychotically insane.
My brother Stiltzken(honestly is) is... |
queer as a $3 bill.
Bob Dobbs is... |
...someone with a terrible rhyming name.
Weapons of Mass Destruction are... |
fun for the whole family.
Mao Tse Tung is... |
gnuT esT oaM.........backwards.
golf is......... |
pointless.
Rain is... |
wet.
A small child is... |
not allowed a picture in this forum
toast in a jar is... |
...kept better than toast in a roilet.
The Art of Love is... |
not hard.
the art of cheese is... |
moldy.
A brain aneurysm is... |
...quite arty, in a certain kind of way.
laxatives current avatar is... |
....funny and scary all in one.
The best thing about light bulbs is.... |
the light in the convient bulb form.
A truck full of candy corn is... |
...certain to be much less than a truckful in another 5 weeks or so.
a rose is... |
by any other name, still a flower that is full of thorns.
... An unwashed fruit is... |
my favourite
gears are... |
good for piloting, as in Xenogears.
Judith is... |
in serious need of a new foreign policy.
Gore Vidal's pituitary gland is... |
...in serious need of repair due to the influx of round "tuits" from the oorglesphere.
dysfunction in human beings is... |
involuntary and inevitable. Please surrender now, mortal; resistance is futile.
Purity, body, and flavor are... |
...all essential qualities in bottled water.
Luther Vandros is... |
someone I do not know.
Food in a can is... |
usually fed to dogs or bachelors.
... Kissing a cute cousin is... |
the beginning of more inbread kids.
Time is......... |
...about as strange as a five-legged station-wagon.
is that all there is... |
Nope.
Chinese stars are. |
...less erotic than a sharp stick in the eye.
grape juice is... |
....a subsidiary of time/warner incorporated.
google is... |
Yahoo!'s second cousin... in law.
100000000000000000000000 is... |
a whole whack of zeros............
Timothy Leary is............ |
... a prophet, a visionary and an explorer.
Salam Pax is... |
a sellout to the Man. (Guardian that is..)
... Canadian foreign policy is... |
...in for a great upheaval with the arrival of the Horde.
Leonard Cohen is... |
a weally reird name
Trent Reznor is... |
... a horde wannabe.
Ouzo is... |
...a Horde aperitif.
now metaxa, on the other hand, is... |
... a horde nightcap.
the CIA is... |
non-existent just like the hidden cameras in your home.
A glass of milk is... |
...beyond reproach.
a medium-rare hamburger on a toasted sesame-seed bun with swiss cheese and a couple of slices of bacon is... |
...gonna get you sued by Wendy's if you try to sell it.
Dave Thomas is... |
...not.
snow in early october is... |
too early, yet not early enough.
Sinks with dirty dishes are... |
annoying...
interupting cowMOOOO is |
funny if milk comes out its nose.
Bittorrent is... |
a weird word.
rope bondage of JAPAN is... |
...tied up right now; could you call back later, please?
the essence of humanity is... |
collected at the sperm bank.
Trusting your mother-in-law is |
...like trusting Michael Jackson around a drunk nine year-old boy.
Scary Movie 3 is... |
a really good sounding movie...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is... |
...set in fremen's back yard.
the alabama two-step is... |
the worse way to die.
Freddy Mercury is... |
... the man with the worst teeth ever.
The color orange is... |
not as good as the juice, orange...
AOL INSTANT MESSAGER is... |
...a farmer's friend.
the road runner is... |
too fast for Wile E.
condoms are... |
...increasing in value in southern new hampshire as we speak.
a woman is only a woman, but a cigar is... |
....dried dogs poo rolled in a large leaf
Love is.... |
stimulating, especially during that 6 hour flight to Boston.
Chuck Norris is.. |
...in the back seat of a '60 chevy.
india pale ale is... |
quite pale, actually.
Robert A. Heinlein was... |
Not as importaint as Albert Hoffman
Communism>Campitalism because... |
Adolph Hitler equals Cannibalism.
A Dog is... |
A woman's sick friend :p
Too much VodkaRedbull, and you become... |
...the god of HELLFIRE!
a good wrap is... |
Better than a 'bad wrap'
Food Coloring is.. |
...purple.
computers are... |
sentient beings.
Marbles are..... |
round and colourful.......
coffee is........ |
the kick in the morning I need.
Glue is... |
what binds us together as human beings
The Isle of Lesbos is... |
...a good place for "bird-watching".
Playing craps is... |
. . . popular in the ghetto
The Taj Mahal is . . . |
the best place in the world to take a dump.
Matt Damon's coffee cup is... |
where i urinate
a krispy kreme doughnut is... |
the best cock ring... ever.
Martha Stewart's strap on Dildo is |
...an excellent centerpiece for any holiday meal.
A coffee mug is... |
Not such a great dildo.
A banana is... |
Excellent sauteed in butter, sugar, 151 and dark rum.
A Mag Light is .. |
a CIA psy-ops secret weapon designed to detonate an atomic bomb; but only if the code is known.
Mary Lou Retton's whisp-like cremated remains are |
great when sprinkled on blueberry pie.:D
The little tabs on pop cans are |
painful when swallowed.
My favorite transgendered superhero is |
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